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Never mind all this 'I fancy you' claptrap ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What you need is a USP...
So, if anyone wants a meet, just post on here all their good points (no bragging mind!) and if anyone like the sound of it, get messaging!! Simples  |
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Just had to google USP. The things you learn on here. Every day's a school day innit!
Ok so mine is-
"Grab a social with me, and I'll laugh at your jokes whether they are funny or not."
(And I promise to work on it not being nervous laughter.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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USP - let's see
Introverted mostly shy bloke prone to bouts of fml nonsense but very good with my fingers and can breathe through my ears.
Oh and I'm pretty good at making cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both very funny and great to talk too. Mrs is intimidatingly pretty. Great curves and very sexy eyes .... Mr has own hair Teeth and comes with gripping hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make excellent morning tea and I'm prepared to sleep on the wet patch
Could you make Coffee?"
Yup make a great cup of coffee how do you take it milk sugar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..
You may choose one of them!
I haz a Magnum.
Enough said. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..
You may choose one of them!
I haz a Magnum.
Enough said."
What flavour is the magnum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..
You may choose one of them!
I haz a Magnum.
Enough said.
What flavour is the magnum? "
The good thing bout having a Magnum, is that it can be any flavour ~ multiflavoured even
I could cover it in ANYTHING (Well almost..) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..
You may choose one of them!
I haz a Magnum.
Enough said.
What flavour is the magnum?
The good thing bout having a Magnum, is that it can be any flavour ~ multiflavoured even
I could cover it in ANYTHING (Well almost..)"
Oh. I assumed it was a magnum of champagne. Disappointing. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
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Sold!
I can make H laugh even when she's done a fifteen hour shift lugging old people about with a bad back!
So u lot will be a doddle
I also have a dry wit, am very sarcastic & quite like being called a cunt by ladies, which is just as well given the first two points
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a bumbling, falling over type of idiot with a big heart/boobs, and a filthy, devious mind that doesn't quite match the rest.  "
I really should visit London more often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a bumbling, falling over type of idiot with a big heart/boobs, and a filthy, devious mind that doesn't quite match the rest. "
And cute, don't forget cute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long time. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will fuck you.  "
That was quite sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
Same as everyone else...
Unique!! "
Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
Sold!
I can make H laugh even when she's done a fifteen hour shift lugging old people about with a bad back!
So u lot will be a doddle
I also have a dry wit, am very sarcastic & quite like being called a cunt by ladies, which is just as well given the first two points
S"
 I can call you a cunt in Welsh if you like? *runs off to Google*.....ready?......."GOTSAN"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll wear a sexy short dress for you, and forget to put my knickers on, crossing my legs sporadically, to give you a flash. "
 I'm just off to the little boys room with that image  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
Same as everyone else...
Unique!!
Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs. "
Well, I'm sold on that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon "
That's a long arsed USP!!... But a goodie!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon
That's a long arsed USP!!... But a goodie!! "
Usp? That's a copy and pasted profile!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon
That's a long arsed USP!!... But a goodie!! "
Well, I have a lot of USPs! Thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
Same as everyone else...
Unique!!
Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.
Well, I'm sold on that. "
You bring the teapot and i'll supply the teabags |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon "
can't you narrow it down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon
can't you narrow it down? "
But that's the good stuff!
When someone brings you a bacon sandwich, you don't say 'could you make me a smaller one?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
Same as everyone else...
Unique!!
Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.
Well, I'm sold on that.
You bring the teapot and i'll supply the teabags "
Deal. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.
Sold!
I can make H laugh even when she's done a fifteen hour shift lugging old people about with a bad back!
So u lot will be a doddle
I also have a dry wit, am very sarcastic & quite like being called a cunt by ladies, which is just as well given the first two points
S
I can call you a cunt in Welsh if you like? *runs off to Google*.....ready?......."GOTSAN"
"
You were sold on your USP, this is just the eisin ar y Gacen
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..
You may choose one of them!
I haz a Magnum.
Enough said.
What flavour is the magnum?
The good thing bout having a Magnum, is that it can be any flavour ~ multiflavoured even
I could cover it in ANYTHING (Well almost..)
Oh. I assumed it was a magnum of champagne. Disappointing. "
Ikeep that in my "Champagne attic"
Along with the Blackjack table and Harlot's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...
A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session
I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.
My cocks pretty big...
I'm pretty good looking
I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser
I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.
I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.
I also enjoy singing
...that's a pretty good resume I reckon
can't you narrow it down?
But that's the good stuff!
When someone brings you a bacon sandwich, you don't say 'could you make me a smaller one?' "
Unique selling point!! (No s!!)
Singular not plural |
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