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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not proud of myself or happy about it in the slightest but on my way home from pub I was confronted by some prick dressed as a clown. If he thought I was going to run he got a shock when I decked him.

Im not normally an aggressive person and like I say I'm not proud of myself at all but I don't see trying to scare people as a joke at all.

What if someone does try to run and gets hit by a car or hurt in anyway would they try and help or disappear into the night like the morons they are!!

Sorry for the rant just this has pissed off and spoilt my vibe

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh really?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

It's probably wrong but I am laughing out loud here at "decked him"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Nutjobs on the loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

"

Internet BS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha serves the twat right. I bet he thought it was funny trying to scare people, right up until you decked him

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates"

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?"

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

This clown thing is going to really bring out the worst in people. I have to say that my first instinct would be to hit first and ask questions later in that scenario.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

Internet BS"

If I'm honest I don't know what it's all about. Just seems like a new trend and people jumping on the band waggon.

It's all a bit childish if you ask me but who am I to judge

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me."

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm not violent at all but I know from some odd experiences that if I am shit scared suddenly I will protect myself

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By *ubmandub1Man over a year ago

city

I thought you were going to say you fucked him based on name of thread lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"

Yes if they scared the shit our of me and were carrying a chain saw or something.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"

Sure - it's someone deliberately trying to intimidate you, whilst covering theit face. Would you feel the same if it was a balaclava/hoodie combo, for example?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm not violent at all but I know from some odd experiences that if I am shit scared suddenly I will protect myself

"

Maybe you should carry a gun and see how that works when the cops come knocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This clown thing is going to really bring out the worst in people. I have to say that my first instinct would be to hit first and ask questions later in that scenario. "

Agreed, if it's a split second decision, I'm not going to think ah it's a clown, my instinct will be to defend myself from someone who has made a conscious effort to invade my personal space in order to generate a reaction.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?

Yes if they scared the shit our of me and were carrying a chain saw or something. "

No one said that

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm not violent at all but I know from some odd experiences that if I am shit scared suddenly I will protect myself

Maybe you should carry a gun and see how that works when the cops come knocking

"

Are you suggesting it's ok for these people to do this and we should just chuckle at them?

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By *annyT1966Man over a year ago

Derwentside

"It's probably wrong but I am laughing out loud here at "decked him"

"

May be it's my engineering brain kicking in, but how easy is it to deck someone wearing clown shoes???

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?

Sure - it's someone deliberately trying to intimidate you, whilst covering theit face. Would you feel the same if it was a balaclava/hoodie combo, for example?"

Or if they were just being a dick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there even any evidence of clowns killing people in the U.K.? And not all that made-up viral shit on facebook?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Yes if they scared the shit our of me and were carrying a chain saw or something.

No one said that"

YouTube did, it could happen here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

"

It's something that has just happened to go viral.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"It's probably wrong but I am laughing out loud here at "decked him"

May be it's my engineering brain kicking in, but how easy is it to deck someone wearing clown shoes???"

Push them backwards?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is there even any evidence of clowns killing people in the U.K.? And not all that made-up viral shit on facebook?"

I don't think they're killing people, just shitting them up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there even any evidence of clowns killing people in the U.K.? And not all that made-up viral shit on facebook?"

There was a few gathered in Bridgend last night. Chased a 19 year old for nearly half a mile, carrying machetes and baseball bats. The police were out on the lookout for them.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yes if they scared the shit our of me and were carrying a chain saw or something.

No one said that

YouTube did, it could happen here."

YouTube said it?

LOL

YouTube says the moon is a hologram!

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By *ubmandub1Man over a year ago

city

I think fucking them would stop it fairly lively ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good on you some nut job jumped out on me i take no chances and do the same mate ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there even any evidence of clowns killing people in the U.K.? And not all that made-up viral shit on facebook?

I don't think they're killing people, just shitting them up."

I agree.I doubt they'd do anything, the point is to scare and give chase as a really bad joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?

Yes if they scared the shit our of me and were carrying a chain saw or something.

No one said that"

Have you not been paying attention to the killer clown craze lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joe, you're simply a lover not a fighter

Although personally, I don't think my instinct would be to hit, I'm a freezer (brrrrrrrrrrr!)

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By *annyT1966Man over a year ago

Derwentside

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now"

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?

Sure - it's someone deliberately trying to intimidate you, whilst covering theit face. Would you feel the same if it was a balaclava/hoodie combo, for example?

Or if they were just being a dick?"

That's the problem, innit? They are trying, for effect to be initimidating right from the off. They are using that element of uncertainty as to what a person who has gone out of their way to both provoke people and cover their face (often whilst carrying a weapon) will do, hoping people will run. That's forcing you to make a fight or flight decision right from the off....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?

Yes if they scared the shit our of me and were carrying a chain saw or something.

No one said that

Have you not been paying attention to the killer clown craze lol"

My fucking children have

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

My personal point is that if someone tries to shit me up like that I will do the fight part of fight or flight.

Not consciously, it just happens. I don't go around doing it but unfortunately I know how I react.

Not saying I could deck a big clown though

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

"

I can't believe you think this clown shit is ok

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

"

So the clown feller isn't responsible for his own actions?

It's bullshit, Joe. If you go out to diliberately intimidate people, expect some to react very badly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's clowns everywhere most don't wear makeup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

"
how do you know this isn't the one guy who is gonna use the knife or bat?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So the clown feller isn't responsible for his own actions?

It's bullshit, Joe. If you go out to diliberately intimidate people, expect some to react very badly. "

I agree

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

I can't believe you think this clown shit is ok

"

I don;t believe it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could quite happily go on a hit and run rampage on these idiots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked my shift in the petrol station last night, and there was a new directive from the owners to members of staff.

Under no circumstance are we to serve anyone disguised as a clown, and they are not allowed to buy petrol.

This is to prevent deception, fraud, and theft.

I'm dying to see one of them stood next to his car, holding a nozzle waiting for fuel. He will have a long long wait!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Fight or flight is not a conscious thing.

If you go out of your way to shit people up there may come a time when one of them fights.

Clown's risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't feel good about anything. Like I said I'm not proud of it.. I was out for a good night withy mates and on the way home this happened.. I don't go out looking for fights or cause trouble I went out to enjoy myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not proud of myself or happy about it in the slightest but on my way home from pub I was confronted by some prick dressed as a clown. If he thought I was going to run he got a shock when I decked him.

Im not normally an aggressive person and like I say I'm not proud of myself at all but I don't see trying to scare people as a joke at all.

What if someone does try to run and gets hit by a car or hurt in anyway would they try and help or disappear into the night like the morons they are!!

Sorry for the rant just this has pissed off and spoilt my vibe

"

Good for you, I'd have given the twat a couple of extra pops just to make sure the message got home, ,,what these idiots think? A grown man is going to put up with a knob in a clown mask trying to scare them?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't feel good about anything. Like I said I'm not proud of it.. I was out for a good night withy mates and on the way home this happened.. I don't go out looking for fights or cause trouble I went out to enjoy myself."

How many of you were there?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can't believe you think this clown shit is ok

I don;t believe it"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm with you all the way , and would / will do exactly the same thing if it happened to me ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As always, the answer lies somewhere in the middle.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm not violent at all but I know from some odd experiences that if I am shit scared suddenly I will protect myself

Maybe you should carry a gun and see how that works when the cops come knocking

"

I don't know about that, but just to be on the safe side, I've started carrying around a bright yellow bucket full of confetti.

They won't mess with me twice

Mr ddc

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"

I am astonished at how naive, unaware and lacking in knowledge of recent events you are. Let's put it this way: If you and I were out together one night and someone came at me or you like that wearing a mask and you don't smack him one, I would smack him! And your night wouldn't be much fun either after that! Sorry but you need to open your eyes quickly.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

I can't believe you think this clown shit is ok

I don;t believe it"

You don't believe that it's happening or you don't believe the OP? It's certainly going on down here.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Wonder if clown fancy dress is not cool for kids now?

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

We only came here to read about clown porn not clown decking

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't know about that, but just to be on the safe side, I've started carrying around a bright yellow bucket full of confetti.

They won't mess with me twice

Mr ddc"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

No

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Fight or flight is not a conscious thing.

If you go out of your way to shit people up there may come a time when one of them fights.

Clown's risk

"

Totally agree!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hang on a mo'

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"We only came here to read about clown porn not clown decking

"

Clown porn

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)"

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces."

This is more complex

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

I can't believe you think this clown shit is ok

I don;t believe it

You don't believe that it's happening or you don't believe the OP? It's certainly going on down here. "

And near here.... a young girl of 14 years was sexually assaulted by someone wearing a clown mask. It appears to be the 'new thing'! Sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am not for one second implying that this clown was going to try and murder me! But the situation put me in a position where I felt in danger and my body reacted before I knew it

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Going out looking for clowns to deck is wrong.

Decking a clown who leaps out in front of you with the intention to shit you up is a knew-jerk reaction and justified in my opinion.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's happening on every street, on every street corner, in every village, in every town, in every city

The media has amplified something up as normal so of course every memeber of the population everywhere must be doing it lmfao.

It's going on but I reckon it's falling somewhat short of the degree the media are hyping it as.

"

It's internet hysteria

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"It's happening on every street, on every street corner, in every village, in every town, in every city

The media has amplified something up as normal so of course every memeber of the population everywhere must be doing it lmfao.

It's going on but I reckon it's falling somewhat short of the degree the media are hyping it as.

It's internet hysteria "

And now Fab outrage

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

It's happening on every street, on every street corner, in every village, in every town, in every city. The media has amplified something up as normal so of course every memeber of the population everywhere must be doing it

It's going on but I reckon it's falling somewhat short what the media are hyping it as.

No doubt every pubs resident bar prop will have beaten several up on their way home every night this week

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex"

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's happening on every street, on every street corner, in every village, in every town, in every city

The media has amplified something up as normal so of course every memeber of the population everywhere must be doing it lmfao.

It's going on but I reckon it's falling somewhat short of the degree the media are hyping it as.

It's internet hysteria "

Local papers are lapping it up to because they have fuck all else to report about.

It's basically a couple of 15 year olds here and there walking round in clown masks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces."

I was on my way home from the pub and I am ex forces but I was on my own I was with my mates in the pub but was walking home alone

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good! "

How do you know?

Where you there?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"How do you know?

Where you there?

"

What about the OP's tits?

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't apologise if one jumps our in me he will be a eunuch for the rest of his life

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How do you know?

Where you there?

What about the OP's tits?

"

Moobs don't do it for me.

Soz

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I only found out about this here on the forums.

In our local paper some people have complained about superheros jumping out at them trying to flog pizza

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"It's happening on every street, on every street corner, in every village, in every town, in every city. The media has amplified something up as normal so of course every memeber of the population everywhere must be doing it

It's going on but I reckon it's falling somewhat short what the media are hyping it as.

No doubt every pubs resident bar prop will have beaten several up on their way home every night this week

"

You know what? If people still want to go out in clown's masks in the full knowledge of what has been happening, then quite frankly they deserve what they get! It started in America and people have been assaulted by such idiots in these masks who randomly chase people and terrify them. I already mentioned a 14 year old who was sexually assaulted by someone in a clowns mask. So I have no sympathy for anyone who gets a slap, because they STILL think it's funny to chase people wearing a clown's mask in light of recent events.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"How do you know?

Where you there?

What about the OP's tits?

Moobs don't do it for me.

Soz"

You sure it's not the angle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you know?

Where you there?

What about the OP's tits?

"

Hahaha.. do I need a bra or summin? Lol

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Don't apologise if one jumps our in me he will be a eunuch for the rest of his life "

Ditto!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you know?

Where you there?

What about the OP's tits?

"

Hahaha.. do I need a bra or summin? Lol

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good!

How do you know?

Where you there?

"

What???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

Internet BS"

Hardly ... apparently there have been over 60 incidents with people dressed as clowns menacing the public .. in wales

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

"

Why???

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hardly ... apparently there have been over 60 incidents with people dressed as clowns menacing the public .. in wales

"

The Welsh and their menacing ways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

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It's never "I used to be a lollypop man".

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good!

How do you know?

Where you there?

What???"

Did you witness the event?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

It's never "I used to be a lollypop man"."

"I used to be a lion tamer/trapeze artist"

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good!

How do you know?

Where you there?

What???

Did you witness the event?"

Did you????? I read his post. That's all. But I am also commenting on the wider issue.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

It's never "I used to be a lollypop man"."

That tends to be a later on in life career so that might explain it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

It's never "I used to be a lollypop man".

"I used to be a lion tamer/trapeze artist""

In spandex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

It's never "I used to be a lollypop man".

"I used to be a lion tamer/trapeze artist""

The lion tamer or trapeze artist might have known the clown from the good ol' days at the circus. Problem solved.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good!

How do you know?

Where you there?

What???

Did you witness the event?

Did you????? I read his post. That's all. But I am also commenting on the wider issue. "

That's a lot of question marks.

You feeling ok?

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

Did the clown escape in a Noddy car ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rounders bat at the ready. Can't wait to floor one of the fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't feel good about anything. Like I said I'm not proud of it.. I was out for a good night withy mates and on the way home this happened.. I don't go out looking for fights or cause trouble I went out to enjoy myself.

How many of you were there?"

I was walking home alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry, but the 'I am ex forces' highlight part has made me chuckle

It's never "I used to be a lollypop man".

"I used to be a lion tamer/trapeze artist""

I'd have taken been a lollypop man happily but that wasn't how my life played out. Just got to work with the cards we are dealt I suppose

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By *akeyousmile30Man over a year ago

greenwich

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates"

Fair play to you

I would do the same

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

If someone comes out of the darkness in a threatening manner they expect to be confronted with reasonable force so a punch is pretty reasonable.

Groups are now hunting clowns in some towns for a laugh so this dressing as a "clown" prank will seriously backfire on them as people become more frightened.

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By *ornylady71Woman over a year ago

near Bury

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"

Some of these clowns are armed wiv knives are worse! Did you see the 10pm news to its, one poor fella had been left traumised after being attacked & left with serious injuries to his hand.

These so called CLOWNS are mindless weirdos think they can get away with terrifing folk cause they're in disguise. Bang out of order these idiots. Sorry for the rant

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By *ornylady71Woman over a year ago

near Bury

Listen everyone Hulltiger was very lucky not to have suffered a serious injury & was lucky enough to be in a position to defend himself, this Clown could have picked on someone else who couldn't!

Just saying 14 years ago this Dec my partner of 14 years was walking home from charity pool match about 10mins walk from where we live minding his own business, when a random guy came out of nowhere & started to chase him, as I was later told he was seen running for his life & backtracked to go back in the pub for help, only to slip or trip under the wheels of a waggon & trailer.

The point im trying to make is that regarding these clowns if you are in a position to defend yourself without weapons then I agree.

Sorry for getting on my soapbox about this but I feel so strongly about this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"

Yes it certainly does and I would have done the same .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Track them find them hurt them new game bound to catch on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anyone wanna protect me from the clowns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

"

Ok then hypotheticals

The clown had a knife

Still full of self righteous bullshit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

Ok then hypotheticals

The clown had a knife

Still full of self righteous bullshit?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now

If we want to play hypotheticals...

Maybe you hit him too hard, he hit his head and suffered an aneurysm.

Still feeling good?

"

That comes under the tough shit heading.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

Internet BS

Hardly ... apparently there have been over 60 incidents with people dressed as clowns menacing the public .. in wales

"
makes a change from them menacing sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't blame you OP

If the same thing happened to me I'd probably do him in without a seconds thought,

Someone intimidating you on a shock / scare factor at night is basically asking to get fucked over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

This is more complex

No. It doesn't matter if he friends with him or not. The idiot in the clown mask should have factored that in when he decided to get in the OPs face! The OP didn't say his friends got involved! And he is right to say he is entitled to a peaceful night out with his mates and yes ESPECIALLY after defending our country! He has my vote everytime! He didn't hurt him seriously. He gave him a slap! Good! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a karate instructor I tell students that if someone invades your personal space you have the right to defend yourself but only you know what to do but me personally I'd give one warning to the clown and if he didn't back off he would be in for a slap and I would make sure I took his mask off him so all the people nearby could see who the moron was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone wanna protect me from the clowns

"
come here sexy I'll make the bad man go away x

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Good grief I've never seen so many posturing Walter Mittys in one place. And all getting little angry hardons fantasising about beating up children in fancy dress!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It was fight or flight syndrome.. he jumped out on me and started coming at me. It's late it's pitch black and if I'm honest he had hit the floor before I knew I had hit him. Maybe he will think twice before doing it to somebody else now"

Don't feel bad about it,they're scaring the crap out of the kid's. If one came near myself and my daughter his ball's would be crushed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwz7rxlOk8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good grief I've never seen so many posturing Walter Mittys in one place. And all getting little angry hardons fantasising about beating up children in fancy dress! "
so if you were surprised by a group of clowns or just one brandishing something coming at you laughing hysterically u would just stand there and laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen all the hype about people dressed as clowns scaring and chasing people on TV, but sadly I haven't seen or experienced it myself! However, I have seen a very amusing "Clown" contributing to this threads discussion and "boy" has his "head firmly up my arse" comments made me laugh! He's very good and will probably be here longer than all week!! Such a talented fella!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Halloween night you will see a swell of clowns out as everyone will think it's cool to be a killer clown the shops will make a killing on masks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am not for one second implying that this clown was going to try and murder me! But the situation put me in a position where I felt in danger and my body reacted before I knew it"

Ronald McDonald has gone into hiding,, that's the real crime here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well due to the fact you say you were ex forces you should be also trained to control your reactions this was a guy out dressed up trying to have some fun also. Yes he may have startled you and scared you but your reactions over stepped the mark. You say what would have happened if someone ran away got knocked down. Well what would you have done if he took a knock to the head. And it killed him would you have stood by waiting for the police.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

What's wrong with wearing clown outfits

Me and mates 5 years ago went out on a night out all dressed as clowns - we got loads of people coming up to us and it was cracking

I also wore one for a couple of years at work for Halloween and to London let's say it was good fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces."

No...not true......Turns out the OP was alone at the time of the incident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well due to the fact you say you were ex forces you should be also trained to control your reactions this was a guy out dressed up trying to have some fun also. Yes he may have startled you and scared you but your reactions over stepped the mark. You say what would have happened if someone ran away got knocked down. Well what would you have done if he took a knock to the head. And it killed him would you have stood by waiting for the police."

One punch is hardly overstepping the mark. It seems pretty reasonable to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good grief I've never seen so many posturing Walter Mittys in one place. And all getting little angry hardons fantasising about beating up children in fancy dress! "

Speak for yourself !!!

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Good grief I've never seen so many posturing Walter Mittys in one place. And all getting little angry hardons fantasising about beating up children in fancy dress! so if you were surprised by a group of clowns or just one brandishing something coming at you laughing hysterically u would just stand there and laugh"

I'd run straight to the nearest Internet forum where I'd strut around telling everybody what a big tough guy I am, all pleased with myself like a toddler proudly bringing his parents a potty full of shit to admire.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

I honestly thought it was a Halloween thing but some people are taking it to the extreme

Wait till the witches and the ghosts start coming out to scare us too

Roll,on xmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good grief I've never seen so many posturing Walter Mittys in one place. And all getting little angry hardons fantasising about beating up children in fancy dress! so if you were surprised by a group of clowns or just one brandishing something coming at you laughing hysterically u would just stand there and laugh

I'd run straight to the nearest Internet forum where I'd strut around telling everybody what a big tough guy I am, all pleased with myself like a toddler proudly bringing his parents a potty full of shit to admire."

Which is exactly what yo have just done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"
some of them appear to be carrying knives too if one jumped out on my son coming out of school id break his nose its not funny what they are doing. Didn't some woman go into early labour because of one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well due to the fact you say you were ex forces you should be also trained to control your reactions this was a guy out dressed up trying to have some fun also. Yes he may have startled you and scared you but your reactions over stepped the mark. You say what would have happened if someone ran away got knocked down. Well what would you have done if he took a knock to the head. And it killed him would you have stood by waiting for the police."

Maybe you don't have kids ! Kids and adults are scared! Some of this clowns have machetes and axes!last week they! tried to abduct a child too Google it and read before you criticize.well done OP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are some right Clowns posting against the OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well due to the fact you say you were ex forces you should be also trained to control your reactions this was a guy out dressed up trying to have some fun also. Yes he may have startled you and scared you but your reactions over stepped the mark. You say what would have happened if someone ran away got knocked down. Well what would you have done if he took a knock to the head. And it killed him would you have stood by waiting for the police.

Maybe you don't have kids ! Kids and adults are scared! Some of this clowns have machetes and axes!last week they! tried to abduct a child too Google it and read before you criticize.well done OP!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The OP states that he was coming home and was jumped out on by some clown (har har)

Turns out he was returning from the pub, had friends with him AND used to be in the armed forces.

I was on my way home from the pub and I am ex forces but I was on my own I was with my mates in the pub but was walking home alone "

That's how I read it OP. And I don't believe any intimation that you previously being in the forces made you some kind of bully here either.

Rather that given your former career your response is more likely to be one of instant self-preservation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's wrong with wearing clown outfits

Me and mates 5 years ago went out on a night out all dressed as clowns - we got loads of people coming up to us and it was cracking

I also wore one for a couple of years at work for Halloween and to London let's say it was good fun

"

If you read the news or yours kids aged 8 and 10 coming home scared,because they been warned at school about the clowns! You would understand!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are some right Clowns posting against the OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are some right Clowns posting against the OP.

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

Wished i'd (mr) seen that. I'd have lmao when you decked him. Got exactly what they deserved.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple over a year ago

In your bed

I can't believe some people condone intimidation.

They go out to intimidate. Some to actually commit crimes.

Halloween is half a month away.

This time they intimidated someone who reacted to fight.

But I'm sure those supporting intimidation tactics are just and righteous people.

Of course they ignore the rapes and assaults and harassment.

If you want to dress up for Halloween, wait till the 31St

As for it being kids just mucking about, sorry but intimidation is not mucking about its a crime.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

A lot of assumptions going on assuming they are just kids that aren't going to hurt you the fact is you don't know that you have people who are purposely trying to scare you make you fear for your life, anyone going round doing that to people deserves to get decked.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

If confronted by a group of clowns,

Go for the juggler

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

"Yeah really.. I'm a peaceful guy. I served my country on two tours and think I've earned my time to chill out and enjoy my life. I don't expect to come face to face with some dressed up fool on my way home from a good night with my mates

So you just randomly assaulted someone?

Self defence? I'd twat one of them if they tried it on me.

Jumped out at you in fancy dress?

That entitles you to hit a stranger?

Really?"

Funny you proudly state you enjoy a cruel side. I would rather have someone prptect themselves rather than meat someone who is cruel...cruelty is despicable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's wrong with wearing clown outfits

Me and mates 5 years ago went out on a night out all dressed as clowns - we got loads of people coming up to us and it was cracking

I also wore one for a couple of years at work for Halloween and to London let's say it was good fun

If you read the news or yours kids aged 8 and 10 coming home scared,because they been warned at school about the clowns! You would understand!"

My youngest has been in my bed pretty much every night for the last 2 weeks, she is genuinely frightened but all this

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'd never expect to see someone's instinctive, subconscious, uncontrollable, hardwired "fight or flight" response criticised.

That's like asking people to control their spleen...

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Halloween night you will see a swell of clowns out as everyone will think it's cool to be a killer clown the shops will make a killing on masks"
and harley quin costumes for the girls

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

For the record, I think you're allowed to kick them up the arse so long as your trousers fall down everytime you swing your leg, and one of your mates sounds an old-fashioned car horn each time your foot connects.

Police are recommending people carry custard pies* so that they can protect themselves from this sort of outrage...

Mr ddc

*gluten- and lactose-free, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never expect to see someone's instinctive, subconscious, uncontrollable, hardwired "fight or flight" response criticised.

That's like asking people to control their spleen...

"

Correct

i would of smacked it right on the nose..honk honk!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The collective noun for for clowns is...(drumroll)....a shudder or an alley or a pratfall...thankyou

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Its just what they call in Hull 'Handbags at dawn'...

Seriously though OP, in the light of what's going on anyone jumping out at people dressed as a clown right now has malicious intent and deserves to be decked fitst and asked questions later, and I'm glad the guys I am most likely to be out on the street with late at night are capable of doing the same.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'd never expect to see someone's instinctive, subconscious, uncontrollable, hardwired "fight or flight" response criticised.

That's like asking people to control their spleen...

Correct

i would of smacked it right on the nose..honk honk!!!"

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never expect to see someone's instinctive, subconscious, uncontrollable, hardwired "fight or flight" response criticised.

That's like asking people to control their spleen...

Correct

i would of smacked it right on the nose..honk honk!!!

Hehe

"

Ahhh my fave pic of yours frisky

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'd never expect to see someone's instinctive, subconscious, uncontrollable, hardwired "fight or flight" response criticised.

That's like asking people to control their spleen...

Correct

i would of smacked it right on the nose..honk honk!!!

Hehe

Ahhh my fave pic of yours frisky"

We aim to please

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

Anyone prancing about as a clown and actually trying to frighten people is committing assault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi,

I'm looking for the thread to be outraged at?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm normally a peaceful type and have never started anything in my life.

However as we have youngish children in the family who are extremely disturbed by the current craze I have a feeling that were I to be confronted in the slightest threatening way I would lash out too.

The ignorance of some of the previous posters about the situation clearly shows they're out of touch and we shouldn't feed them by even reacting?

Young children are being frightened and this is not right!

(Mr)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't read this, but the clown thing spiralled from viral marketing for the new IT movie. Other idiots started copying, the news started reporting it. Now worldwide idiots have started copying.

My initial reaction would be to deck the cunt too. What's he gonna do? Go to the police?

"I was dressed as a clown and trying to scare people" .. Jog on dickhead.

Next clown I see is getting a beating, kids party or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is this thing with clowns?

I have family in Oz & it's going on there too!

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It was started months ago by a couple of twatwaffles in the states n posted on YouTube as a series of pranks.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone wanna protect me from the clowns

come here sexy I'll make the bad man go away x"

they all look like the clown from IT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi,

I'm looking for the thread to be outraged at?"

You sir, have come to the right place. Please take a seat and someone will be over shortly to take your order - todays special is a soup of disapproval with a side of indignation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was one at my son's School last night. Stood in the playing field.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's the end of the clown thread....the makeup is off and they return to their lonely, sad caravan to gaze at posters of previous fame. He lights the gas oven......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully gangs of clown hunters will soon bring there own variety of slap stick humour to our streets soon.

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