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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello everyone,
Just popping my head in the forum; hopefully I'll see a few of you in threads elsewhere. Would be lovely to get chatting.
I'm a 22 year old bloke from London. Job in Central; fairly friendly and also a total loser Just posting to introduce myself, but always happy to go for an evening drink should that pique anyone's interest.
Any tips, ideas, and anything else you'd be willing to share? (No, not your wife!... Although I guess I am willing). Could be for the lifestyle, or anything in general.
Feel free to use this as an outlet to critique my profile, if you so wish. I'm not begging for it, but hey, input is always appreciated!
Hope to see some of you soon
H x |
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...  "
Straight is just a word, Pauly.
Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."
Just words.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
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I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...
Straight is just a word, Pauly.
Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."
Just words.
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I am unfuckable Joe... using drugs to knock a man out and plough his arsehole doesn't mean you converted me ahem I mean them... still a virgin  |
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about? "
Yes.
I have a decent proposal to run by you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hiya and welcome "
Thank you guys. Lovely profile!
"Welcome aboard the Skylark.
Keep positive, be patient and have some fun."
Why thank you very much. I consider myself a tolerant man :P
"Welcome fella! I hope you have a lot of fun"
Thank you Dan, likewise!
"Come here sugar and let me check you out"
How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?
"Too far away for me unfortunately Hope you have fun though xx"
Never mind Kat. I'm always happy to chat regardless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about?
Yes.
I have a decent proposal to run by you "
Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!  |
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...
Straight is just a word, Pauly.
Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."
Just words.
I am unfuckable Joe... using drugs to knock a man out and plough his arsehole doesn't mean you converted me ahem I mean them... still a virgin "
Now that's just sick and I am disturbed 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/05/man-drugged-raped-and-killed-victims-he-met-on-grindr-6173563/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about? "
If I were you I'd back away quickly n whatever you do don't drop anything. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...
Straight is just a word, Pauly.
Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."
Just words.
I am unfuckable Joe... using drugs to knock a man out and plough his arsehole doesn't mean you converted me ahem I mean them... still a virgin
Now that's just sick and I am disturbed
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/05/man-drugged-raped-and-killed-victims-he-met-on-grindr-6173563/"
Oh my!! What it is to live in the big smoke  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good luck OP there are many young men and old men here the odds are against you. So don't be down hearted sell yourself more. "
I shall do my best to keep chipper
"Good use of "Suave""
Oh you.... Stop it, I'm blushing!  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about? "
Brave!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?  "
It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau! |
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You seem nice  only 2 things about your profile that I would alter if it were mine. One is the 'strangled cock' picture. 2nd October is good, 3rd October not so good.
And "proper meet".. it slightly put me off that you don't think socials are proper meets, but that's just me being picky so yeah. Profile is good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?
It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau! "
Well then you'll fit right in |
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about?
Yes.
I have a decent proposal to run by you "
I bet I know what it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You seem nice only 2 things about your profile that I would alter if it were mine. One is the 'strangled cock' picture. 2nd October is good, 3rd October not so good.
And "proper meet".. it slightly put me off that you don't think socials are proper meets, but that's just me being picky so yeah. Profile is good "
Thank you. I really appreciate that. Shall makes the changes a little later, after having replied people. Thank you Arctic! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come here sugar and let me check you out
How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?
I'll bring it to bed shall I? "
You know how to speak to a man. Could I also take that tea with the aforementioned breakfast in your status? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about?
Brave!!!! "
Bwahahahaaa!!!  |
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about?
Brave!!!!
Bwahahahaaa!!! "
Ooo glad to find you here, anything to report? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi and welcome
Consider toning down the number of cock pics if you are looking to meet women
Yeah they don't work....
Can I have a whistling emoji?
You can have one of these  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.
In like Flynn "
Tea Party invite at the ready Joe? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?
It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau! "
Make it gateaux - it's a Bake Off night and lots of people like cake.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First post reads well.
I'll have a look at your profile.
Brb
Interesting.
I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.
I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was
Any topic it's particularly about?
Brave!!!!
Bwahahahaaa!!!
Ooo glad to find you here, anything to report? "
Hello! I've been avoiding looking at the Matchmaker threads it looked too much to handle! But happy to help out again if you need - name me a thread and I'll list it and message you, if you need particular ones viewing - how you feeling? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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If it's even half as fun as these interactions here, I'm in for a good ride. You lot seem like top bananas.
"If I was a little (lot ) younger OP. I'd meet you. Yum!"
Only limitation is your own mind. I'm flattered though. I would in return, but of course with no hesitation 
"Welcome OP - have fun in the forums!"
As noted, I think I will!
And guys - Joe's been nothing but nice! *says whilst zip-tied* |
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"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.
In like Flynn
Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?"
Why the hell not?
You coming? I haven't got the guest list |
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Come here sugar and let me check you out
How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?
I'll bring it to bed shall I?
You know how to speak to a man. Could I also take that tea with the aforementioned breakfast in your status? "
You want to be my breakfast? Sure thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.
In like Flynn
Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?
Got to be "
He'll probably already be ruined before Saturday if Joe's power of persuasion is as powerful as I suspect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.
In like Flynn
Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?
Why the hell not?
You coming? I haven't got the guest list "
You scare me too much. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?
It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau!
Make it gateaux - it's a Bake Off night and lots of people like cake.
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Cake Giveaway at Mine. First come get the first lot of cupcakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it's even half as fun as these interactions here, I'm in for a good ride. You lot seem like top bananas.
If I was a little (lot ) younger OP. I'd meet you. Yum!
Only limitation is your own mind. I'm flattered though. I would in return, but of course with no hesitation
Welcome OP - have fun in the forums!
As noted, I think I will!
And guys - Joe's been nothing but nice! *says whilst zip-tied*"
Run! Run, seriously. |
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"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.
In like Flynn
Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?
Why the hell not?
You coming? I haven't got the guest list
You scare me too much. "
Pish-posh and poppycock, dear girl!
I'm a pussy cat... Hear me purrrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi OP and welcome to the forums. If I was a little (lot ) Older, I'd meet you. Yum!!
Younger I meant! Haha  "
Coulda fooled me. Thought I was talkin' to a young'un It's okay, you can make as many excuses as you like. I won't come begging (...too much) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.
In like Flynn
Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?
Why the hell not?
You coming? I haven't got the guest list
You scare me too much.
Pish-posh and poppycock, dear girl!
I'm a pussy cat... Hear me purrrr "
Hell yeah, alright then. |
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"Hello! I've been avoiding looking at the Matchmaker threads it looked too much to handle! But happy to help out again if you need - name me a thread and I'll list it and message you, if you need particular ones viewing - how you feeling?"
15 needs doing if you can be bothered? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi OP and welcome to the forums. If I was a little (lot ) Older, I'd meet you. Yum!!
Younger I meant! Haha
Coulda fooled me. Thought I was talkin' to a young'un It's okay, you can make as many excuses as you like. I won't come begging (...too much)"
Smooth talker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello! I've been avoiding looking at the Matchmaker threads it looked too much to handle! But happy to help out again if you need - name me a thread and I'll list it and message you, if you need particular ones viewing - how you feeling?
15 needs doing if you can be bothered? "
I'll have a look through xx |
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