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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How many of you ladies are actually escorts?? And how many of you guys use escorts??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yikes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why say "yikes" ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Erm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

42.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to prefer Fiesta, to Escort, but neither was as good as Razzle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ain't no two bit whore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to own an escort

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MK II it was, had it for a few years then brought a Megane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not an escort and neither have I ever been.

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"42."

Yep definetly 42

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I always preferred an old cortina but hey ho...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why say "yikes" ?"

We're you really expecting a sensible answer to your question?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why OP? How much do you charge? And will I be getting value for my money. Be honest?

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I predict a riot. ...

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By *ertsguy2000Man  over a year ago

hertford

Puts his tin hat on and sits in the corner waiting for the fireworks to begin.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mechaphiles dream, a lady escort.

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Not sure where this came from?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has anyone got any popcorn??!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look at adultwork and you will see, no need for a headcount

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Are you offering yourself out OP?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?"

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"42.

Yep definetly 42"

41 , I'm having a break

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By *ertsguy2000Man  over a year ago

hertford

You just know it's gonna be a corker when it starts with 'Let be completely honest'......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hence why I've asked the question...seems to be a lot of regularity between here and adult work

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

If you're assuming the women of Fab are anything but wholesome women who enjoy a varied sex life you've not much chance on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?"

Double Yikes

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment "

Offer and acceptance has been made in exchange.... the shame...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment "

My offer is free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment "

Definately a "hooker"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm so surprised you are not verified OP. What a charmer you are! And so respectful too... I wished you lived nearer. Prize catch!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Offer and acceptance has been made in exchange.... the shame... "

Was that wrong?

He bought the shoes first...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?"

I was a hooker at school. I never really had the build for rugby, but I had a knack of squeezing into a ruck and getting the balls out

(fnarr, fnarr)

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, you're not interested in knowing about the male escorts and the women who pay for them?

I can't give it away, let alone charge for it, but maybe I'd do better to buy it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?"

If you want to pretend it's the 70s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Double Yikes "

We have a winner joking... each to their own lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hence why I've asked the question...seems to be a lot of regularity between here and adult work "

So sex workers can't choose to have fun that involves sex without charging?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

If you want to pretend it's the 70s."

Nah 80s in the 70s I was still a man tadpole

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Offer and acceptance has been made in exchange.... the shame...

Was that wrong?

He bought the shoes first..."

Was it on the pretence of a prior verbal contract ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many of you ladies are actually escorts?? And how many of you guys use escorts?? "

Is that what you do OP?

Are you an escort or do you use them yourself?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Definately a "hooker""

it was an ex and my birthday present. What kinda girl you think I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oldest profession in the world, worrying about it isn't going to change anything apart from making your frown lines more evident.

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

If I had the body, looks and confidence I would consider being an escort.

However I don't.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm so surprised you are not verified OP. What a charmer you are! And so respectful too... I wished you lived nearer. Prize catch! "

Match?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hence why I've asked the question...seems to be a lot of regularity between here and adult work

So sex workers can't choose to have fun that involves sex without charging? "

Yes they can, but that wasn't the question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

If you want to pretend it's the 70s.

Nah 80s in the 70s I was still a man tadpole "

I suppose people still used the term hooker, in the 80s.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

If you want to pretend it's the 70s.

Nah 80s in the 70s I was still a man tadpole "

I'm not even going to comment on that one! Too easy, and I might get banned.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Definately a "hooker"

it was an ex and my birthday present. What kinda girl you think I am "

That's how all the "hookers" start out.....

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

I was a hooker at school. I never really had the build for rugby, but I had a knack of squeezing into a ruck and getting the balls out

(fnarr, fnarr)

Mr ddc"

I've got the ball - does that make me a hooker??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm so surprised you are not verified OP. What a charmer you are! And so respectful too... I wished you lived nearer. Prize catch!

Match? "

Hahaha not bloody likely!!

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"Why OP? How much do you charge? And will I be getting value for my money. Be honest? "

I can lend you a couple of quid.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm so surprised you are not verified OP. What a charmer you are! And so respectful too... I wished you lived nearer. Prize catch!

Match? "

That's a WHOLE new thread! !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A took my escort to the scrappy about 25 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh FFS

What would you like OP?

All the "escorts" to form an orderly queue?

A display of hands?

What?

Women that enjoy sex without getting paid..... I don't believe it!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

I was a hooker at school. I never really had the build for rugby, but I had a knack of squeezing into a ruck and getting the balls out

(fnarr, fnarr)

Mr ddc

I've got the ball - does that make me a hooker?? "

BUNDLE!!

(I'll soon wrestle it off you )

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"If I had the body, looks and confidence I would consider being an escort.

However I don't."

Two out of three ain't bad and you can work on confidence

Maybe lose the mask some guys might think you've turned up to rob them instead

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Oh FFS

What would you like OP?

All the "escorts" to form an orderly queue?

A display of hands?

What?

Women that enjoy sex without getting paid..... I don't believe it!

"

That idea will never catch on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OP, you're not interested in knowing about the male escorts and the women who pay for them?

I can't give it away, let alone charge for it, but maybe I'd do better to buy it.

"

No I'm just intrigued and snap!im just using the forum for what it's meant for...other people's opinions

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Definately a "hooker"

it was an ex and my birthday present. What kinda girl you think I am

That's how all the "hookers" start out....."

Oh ok. No birthday sex then. You know I might be classed as a hooker for having sex after being given my gifts

Easter and Christmas out too?

Valentine's also. Do I forgoe sex or gifts on these days??

What would you do??

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, you're not interested in knowing about the male escorts and the women who pay for them?

I can't give it away, let alone charge for it, but maybe I'd do better to buy it.

No I'm just intrigued and snap!im just using the forum for what it's meant for...other people's opinions "

This is much tamer than the first (zapped) thread I remember you starting.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

I was a hooker at school. I never really had the build for rugby, but I had a knack of squeezing into a ruck and getting the balls out

(fnarr, fnarr)

Mr ddc

I've got the ball - does that make me a hooker??

BUNDLE!!

(I'll soon wrestle it off you )"

Fancy a ruck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My personal preference for those who have asked...I enjoy the chase, yeah maybe you pay after a couple dates but at least you have the social aspect of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's all about personal preference I guess... but really, how many escorts are on here?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's all about personal preference I guess... but really, how many escorts are on here? "

109834 by my last count... But that's only because 47374 went UNLOS over the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Definately a "hooker"

it was an ex and my birthday present. What kinda girl you think I am

That's how all the "hookers" start out.....

Oh ok. No birthday sex then. You know I might be classed as a hooker for having sex after being given my gifts

Easter and Christmas out too?

Valentine's also. Do I forgoe sex or gifts on these days??

What would you do??"

Abstain from all sex on any celebration day or 4-7 days prior due to the possibility of being branded a "hooker".

This includes bank holidays/public holidays (excluding Northern Ireland bank holidays and holy days) and any day that anyone in your social circle bits you anything.

This includes all "gifts" including a coffee, as this could be paramount to inciting solicitation.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling

Does accepting coffee and cake before sex make a girl an escort, if so I've had lots lol

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does accepting coffee and cake before sex make a girl an escort, if so I've had lots lol "

Inciting solicitation and tempting prostitution I'm afraid. You are a cake whore if you accept.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Definately a "hooker"

it was an ex and my birthday present. What kinda girl you think I am

That's how all the "hookers" start out.....

Oh ok. No birthday sex then. You know I might be classed as a hooker for having sex after being given my gifts

Easter and Christmas out too?

Valentine's also. Do I forgoe sex or gifts on these days??

What would you do??

Abstain from all sex on any celebration day or 4-7 days prior due to the possibility of being branded a "hooker".

This includes bank holidays/public holidays (excluding Northern Ireland bank holidays and holy days) and any day that anyone in your social circle bits you anything.

This includes all "gifts" including a coffee, as this could be paramount to inciting solicitation."

That doesn't leave very many days! Fancy ok of them. I will buy my own coffee

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

"

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

"

He thinks there's hookers on here charging, because they are on adult work. Wants to know how many and who pays them.

And, it's the 1980s again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

"

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Generally people keep their working and swinging lives separate from each other, so it's somewhat indiscreet to be pushing the boundaries of people that you don't know.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"Does accepting coffee and cake before sex make a girl an escort, if so I've had lots lol

Inciting solicitation and tempting prostitution I'm afraid. You are a cake whore if you accept."

Cake whores PM me please

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

"

There are between 42 and 109834 female escorts (or hookers) on Fab. Frisky and Mr DDC admitted to being hookers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had dinner and drinks bought and made for me. I'm a serious hooker.

I've also bought drinks and dinner, so I've paid for sex too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end "

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

**opens thread**

**Closes thread**

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end "

Thank you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains. "

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

He thinks there's hookers on here charging, because they are on adult work. Wants to know how many and who pays them.

And, it's the 1980s again."

Thank you

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes "

What cake would you like, can't afford shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes "

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains. "

Exeunt stage left.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains. "

I'm spotting a theme here

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

There are between 42 and 109834 female escorts (or hookers) on Fab. Frisky and Mr DDC admitted to being hookers.

"

Nooooo, I only asked if I was 'cos I was in possession of the ball!!

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake."

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Before sites like this I may have considered paying for an escort at some point in my life.

*please note the may*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here "

Now that's just mean....

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Before sites like this I may have considered paying for an escort at some point in my life.

*please note the may*"

What like deuce bigalow make gigalo ??

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here

Now that's just mean.... "

Saweee

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"Before sites like this I may have considered paying for an escort at some point in my life.

*please note the may*"

This escort may give for free, please note the 'may' again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains. "

I think the OP has got what he intended from the post, attention.

It's got people talking I suppose and nobody has been overly harsh or nasty (makes a change).

I'm not sure how many hookers/escorts are on here really but we have been offered cash for "used knickers" loads of times and thought "really? People would pay for them" Ching Ching.

But really how would you send them through the post? Not that we would obviously we are not knicker whores.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

There are between 42 and 109834 female escorts (or hookers) on Fab. Frisky and Mr DDC admitted to being hookers.

Nooooo, I only asked if I was 'cos I was in possession of the ball!! "

Close enough for hooking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Before sites like this I may have considered paying for an escort at some point in my life.

*please note the may*

What like deuce bigalow make gigalo ?? "

Errrr....not quite the image I had in my head

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains.

I think the OP has got what he intended from the post, attention.

It's got people talking I suppose and nobody has been overly harsh or nasty (makes a change).

I'm not sure how many hookers/escorts are on here really but we have been offered cash for "used knickers" loads of times and thought "really? People would pay for them" Ching Ching.

But really how would you send them through the post? Not that we would obviously we are not knicker whores."

Save on the laundry though

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Before sites like this I may have considered paying for an escort at some point in my life.

*please note the may*

What like deuce bigalow make gigalo ??

Errrr....not quite the image I had in my head "

So you don't fancy a Turkish snowcone?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Before sites like this I may have considered paying for an escort at some point in my life.

*please note the may*"

I had a regular friend who offered to purchase one for me so that I could have the experience. I didn't take up the offer (I already pay in lots of ways anyway ).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you're assuming the women of Fab are anything but wholesome women who enjoy a varied sex life you've not much chance on here "

This from me too!

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Man poses simple question.

People get instantly offended, imagining he is inferring terrible things.

Locusts descend.

Curtains.

I think the OP has got what he intended from the post, attention.

It's got people talking I suppose and nobody has been overly harsh or nasty (makes a change).

I'm not sure how many hookers/escorts are on here really but we have been offered cash for "used knickers" loads of times and thought "really? People would pay for them" Ching Ching.

But really how would you send them through the post? Not that we would obviously we are not knicker whores."

You do have really nice pants being munched by those cheeks to be fair...*checks wallet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here

Now that's just mean....

Saweee "

That cutesy voice, and innocent look is not going to sway me... Perhaps some cake and shoes might though ( she takes the first tentative steps in her new heels, to being a cake whore )

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here

Now that's just mean....

Saweee

That cutesy voice, and innocent look is not going to sway me... Perhaps some cake and shoes might though ( she takes the first tentative steps in her new heels, to being a cake whore ) "

Sticky bun anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many of you ladies are actually escorts?? And how many of you guys use escorts?? "

Let's be totally honest are you high? Is outrageous your question! Is the reason why some of you speak with females like dirt!

Even if I was a escort,isn't your business!

You will be blocked because you are disrespectful!

Instead of being nosey focus in get a meeting!I doubt with your comment,any lady ( except escorts)will meet you!

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By *avrick15Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here

Now that's just mean....

Saweee

That cutesy voice, and innocent look is not going to sway me... Perhaps some cake and shoes might though ( she takes the first tentative steps in her new heels, to being a cake whore ) "

Damn it.. ok send me some links to heels and pastry hoes.com keep it under a grand this time

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

"

"Summarising" Omg is that some new perversion I will never be able to erase from my thoughts once I find out what it is?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I drove an escort to east Germany and back........it was a mark 2 1.3 auto.

Seriously though yeah in the past.

It's a treat.

If I've earnt lots of money it's Amsterdam and it's lots of treats.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP this is Fab not Craigslist- no prostitutes, just fabulous swingers.

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

I'm not an escort. I'm a Dominatrix.

I'm here for fun in my private life. You ok with that?

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"I'm not an escort. I'm a Dominatrix.

I'm here for fun in my private life. You ok with that?"

Yes miss, of course miss

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

"Summarising" Omg is that some new perversion I will never be able to erase from my thoughts once I find out what it is?"

*tsk*

I was more bothered by 'favor' but the spell check didn't pick it up because it's American English. :/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The title is so wrong.. honesty on fab.. what ever next.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you're assuming the women of Fab are anything but wholesome women who enjoy a varied sex life you've not much chance on here "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

Everyone are whores fucking for cakes and shoes.... the end

I'm doing something wrong then... I've never had cake or shoes

Be more lascivious.

Cake whores know how to get cake.

Indeed... put in the time or get the fuck out, we got money to make up in here

Now that's just mean....

Saweee

That cutesy voice, and innocent look is not going to sway me... Perhaps some cake and shoes might though ( she takes the first tentative steps in her new heels, to being a cake whore ) "

I'll buy you some Miss Dark Angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm so surprised you are not verified OP. What a charmer you are! And so respectful too... I wished you lived nearer. Prize catch!

Match?

Hahaha not bloody likely!! "

I'll match you two... you can both escort me upstairs.

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

More of a Focus girl here, although a TT looks rather fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More of a Focus girl here, although a TT looks rather fun "

Never one for the common or norm...the RCZ has a sexy double bubble rear.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment "

Damn I've only ever been offered cash which I declined. Now if they'd have offered shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to prefer Fiesta, to Escort, but neither was as good as Razzle! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The title is so wrong.. honesty on fab.. what ever next."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I had the body, looks and confidence I would consider being an escort.

However I don't."

I watched a documentary and on it was a OAP working as an escort. She was clearly a very busy lady!

Point is there is a want and need for any type of woman in this world. Old, middle age, younger, fit or average etc etc. The world of fab also proves this. So don't put yourself down. Be whoever you want to be!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having sex with people I'm not attracted to in order to feed myself sounds fucking horrendous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having sex with people I'm not attracted to in order to feed myself sounds fucking horrendous."

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those whose clique - antennae are twitching and defend -those-poor-single-men alarms are klaxoning are a bit off-key in this instance in my opinion.

There was no dog pile, no incensed outrage.

The OP's question was controversial at least and could be seen as inflammatory. The way it was termed gives plenty of scope for the kind of inferences people are suggesting - women are not being honest, there are more prostitutes on here than are letting on, women couldn't possibly enjoy sex of it's own volition are all perfectly reasonable conclusions to be inferred from the question. The OP may have not meant to be misogynistic but potential misogyny should be pointed out and debated, nest pas?

Add to that the question was,in itself, rhetoric - a question that can't be answered. Any escorts who are using the forums are not likely to out themselves.

As I originally said: "Yikes"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not a hooker and neither is my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to own an escort

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MK II it was, had it for a few years then brought a Megane "

I have a Megane Coupe. Great looking car, nice to drive but ohhhhh the the electrical niggles.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

There are between 42 and 109834 female escorts (or hookers) on Fab. Frisky and Mr DDC admitted to being hookers.

"

That'll teach me to stop watching a thread!

('Tis true tho', I'm anybody's for a Chocolate Hobnob )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had enough time in my life to read this thread.

Can someone do me the favor of summarising?

There are between 42 and 109834 female escorts (or hookers) on Fab. Frisky and Mr DDC admitted to being hookers.

That'll teach me to stop watching a thread!

('Tis true tho', I'm anybody's for a Chocolate Hobnob )"

mmmmmmmm "Chocolate Hobnobs" (said in a Homer Simpsonish kinda way)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I thought using the word "escort" would be more sensitive but we can resort to "hooker" if that's more appropriate?

Woaah now.

Never been paid for sex...unless you count shoes as payment

Damn I've only ever been offered cash which I declined. Now if they'd have offered shoes "

There isn't a lot I wont do for shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I suppose defining escorting or prostitution is a grey area anyway.

Is buying a girl a drink in the hope of pulling prostitution?

Is paying for a taxi prostitution?

Is being a housewife prostitution?

An escort is probably cheaper than a wife and in many cases a better fuck. I bet not many escorts pretend to be asleep or have a headache either.

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By *opping_candyWoman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Hell if I thought I'd make any money out of this body I might give it a try but to date, no, not an escort

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh dear me why does it matter what someone does for a living everyone is just on here for fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what a twonk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suppose defining escorting or prostitution is a grey area anyway.

Is buying a girl a drink in the hope of pulling prostitution?

Is paying for a taxi prostitution?

Is being a housewife prostitution?

An escort is probably cheaper than a wife and in many cases a better fuck. I bet not many escorts pretend to be asleep or have a headache either.

"

What wives fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a 2001 ford but iv just ragged it so much then engine blew.... was telling a mate in the oub last night and got some dirty looks.... maybe i should have worded it a bit better...... iv just fucked a 15 yr old escort wasnt the clearest

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