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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm wondering how long it will be before a mars bar is the same size as in a box of celebrations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People will still get fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People will still get fat."

i eat a chocolate orange a day and am losing weight. whoohoo diabetes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People will still get fat."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has been forecasted for many years that cocoa production is going to get squeezed, especially with Eastern cultures turning more to chocolate for a luxury.

It's only going to get worst too.

I don't care particularly - we eat too much shit as it is.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i stopped buying them.. they got ridiculous in size.. i rarely eat chocolate now i replaced my chocolate fix with bananas.. and I'm a lot better for it.. it has had a few side effects i now cant pass a tree with out wanting to swing from the branches and I'm not a good guest at a tea party.. but apart from that I'm fine..

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When I get a fun sized one, I look at it with mild disbelief and think 'disappointment size'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It has been forecasted for many years that cocoa production is going to get squeezed, especially with Eastern cultures turning more to chocolate for a luxury.

It's only going to get worst too.

I don't care particularly - we eat too much shit as it is."

Errrrrrrrr

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It has been forecasted for many years that cocoa production is going to get squeezed, especially with Eastern cultures turning more to chocolate for a luxury.

It's only going to get worst too.

I don't care particularly - we eat too much shit as it is.

Errrrrrrrr

Think laterally, not literally.

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By *nequeenslutWoman over a year ago

rugeley

Cadbury's terry's and nestles their chocolate is now revolting to much sugar not enough chocolate in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People will still get fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All I know is Yorkies are no longer big enough to be considered as for men only nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember the day when a wagon wheel was a foot in diameter (or so it seemed) no bigger than a Jaffa cake now. Tossers

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"People will still get fat.

i eat a chocolate orange a day and am losing weight. whoohoo diabetes.

Be careful. If you loosing weight due to diabetes (rather than dieting) make sure your doc is aware and on top of it.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"i stopped buying them.. they got ridiculous in size.. i rarely eat chocolate now i replaced my chocolate fix with bananas.. and I'm a lot better for it.. it has had a few side effects i now cant pass a tree with out wanting to swing from the branches and I'm not a good guest at a tea party.. but apart from that I'm fine.. "

And strangling people with your feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People will still get fat.

i eat a chocolate orange a day and am losing weight. whoohoo diabetes.

Be careful. If you loosing weight due to diabetes (rather than dieting) make sure your doc is aware and on top of it."

he's changing my meds this week anyway. stuffing in loads of chocolate before then.

i'm usually good with my diet as i don't wanna go blind or have my kidneys pack in or my feet fall off and was losing weight before this week.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"All I know is Yorkies are no longer big enough to be considered as for men only nowadays."

Nah, real men have Rotties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun sized

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The football advert for Mars bars made them look massive

Must be 3 stuck together

Makes chocolate sex tricky too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People will still get fat."

At least the chocolate factories are trying to help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's the multipacks you can buy, they don't say snack sized ones! Normally Mars, snickers, twirl and wispa multipacks, half the size of an individual bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does the logic apply to cocks too?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm wondering how long it will be before a mars bar is the same size as in a box of celebrations"

Looking on the bright side, great news for cock comparison shots.

Mr ddc

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By *lowercandyWoman over a year ago

Lancashire

"Does the logic apply to cocks too?

Oh they can be found in disappointment size yes .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's simply down to the fact that the Quality Control line is made up of Men. They measure them in the factory and apparently every single mars bar is 8 inches in length.

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