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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And the horse you rode in on!
If you want to get something off your chest (it's still 2 days until rant day!) feel free to unburden yourself here!
(I can take it)
So whats' up? |
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People who take their kids to school by car, but are too lazy to walk around to the nearside and open the door. Instead, letting them exit the car into the path of oncoming traffic. Fuck these stupid people who are not worthy enough to have children and shouldn't even hold a valid driving licence. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Fucking cancelled after school club
Fucking no signal to H 2mins from school
Fucking leaving 2nd car with no fuel in it!! 
Fucking walk with eldest to petrol station!!
IT'S BOLLOXING BOLLOCKY BOLLOCKS!!
Meh, shit happens..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fell over at work last week and bruised my ribs, it still hurts now and it's moved round to my shoulder. Fucking bastard stupid safety boots tripping me up and bloody heavy stuff I fell over holding stopping me from putting my hand down
Beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!
Aww I love boxers!
My staffie is insane  "
The third was a rescue dog, he's gorgeous but just daft.. He seems to have rubbed off on the other two now though as they just have times when they all go crazy |
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"People who take their kids to school by car, but are too lazy to walk around to the nearside and open the door. Instead, letting them exit the car into the path of oncoming traffic. Fuck these stupid people who are not worthy enough to have children and shouldn't even hold a valid driving licence."
i totally agree with this, and its always the women that do this,
your waiting there thinking hello, go to the otherside of the car,
My rant is the sexist pigs out there.lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fell over at work last week and bruised my ribs, it still hurts now and it's moved round to my shoulder. Fucking bastard stupid safety boots tripping me up and bloody heavy stuff I fell over holding stopping me from putting my hand down
Beard"
Unsafe safety boots...?! Where there's blame there's a claim!
(hope your sore bits feel better soon!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tooth ache following a filling that fell out that's only 3 weeks old
So emergency appointment
2 injections
Still hurts
Another one
Still hurts
She decides I'd be better off with anti biotics
So
Left with a floppy face and can't drink on my birthday
Do I win ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year "
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to rant about anxiety.
Was in my fave cafe today and it got a bit busy and I wanted another drink and couldn't get up and go to the counter to order it..I had to sit and wait till most had left.
I've been in busier places but today something just got to me.
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Feckin, twatin, high school choices, just when you think everything's going to be ok, someone throws a spanner in the works, my head is so messed up with it all, my stomach hurts and for some bizarre reason my kidney on my left side hurts today too, and I know it's down to stress why the feck does it have to be so hard to get your child a good education for feckin, fecks sake Mrs blue eyes  btw, Thankyou muchly, I think I feel a little better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!! "
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My throat hurts and I don't want to be sick any longer. I don't want to miss out on things. "
Same.
Any chance of a sneaky sloe gin with a Lemsip chaser?
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit "
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!! |
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A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.
A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.
Fucking strange day.
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!! "
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch |
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"A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.
A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.
Fucking strange day.
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"Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.
A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.
Fucking strange day.
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So he heard you had died. Then rang you?
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"A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.
A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.
Fucking strange day.
So he heard you had died. Then rang you? "
He rang the house, yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch "
Not forgetting the little princess and her annoying hoard of brain dead wankers... Especially the army general that goes around on the wooden horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arggghhhhhh my local pub has put a sign up saying Closed! It's literally 3mins walk from home and a huge part of my Social Life.
Fuck Business Rates, Licensing laws and all the other taxes the Landlord had to pay.
Gutted.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch "
I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch
I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet.... "
Ooh, you're gonna enter a whole new world of pain then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch
Not forgetting the little princess and her annoying hoard of brain dead wankers... Especially the army general that goes around on the wooden horse "
Oh gosh.... I need to ban the child from kids tv right now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feckin, twatin, high school choices, just when you think everything's going to be ok, someone throws a spanner in the works, my head is so messed up with it all, my stomach hurts and for some bizarre reason my kidney on my left side hurts today too, and I know it's down to stress why the feck does it have to be so hard to get your child a good education for feckin, fecks sake Mrs blue eyes btw, Thankyou muchly, I think I feel a little better"
Having similar issue here RE high school options. Probably same reason as you, high school closure?  bloody council haven't thought it thru at all!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch
I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet....
Ooh, you're gonna enter a whole new world of pain then "
#killmenow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime??? "
With 6 between us, this is something we ask ourselves regularly!!
Red xx |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Despite all the work I've done over the past week having been rendered a complete waste of time, I'm feeling great.
I think it's because I now am guaranteed not to be the point of failure, and can remain the legend (not my word) that tried to help.
Sorry to go off-message.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime???
With 6 between us, this is something we ask ourselves regularly!!
Red xx"
I only have 2 and that's loud enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime???
With 6 between us, this is something we ask ourselves regularly!!
Red xx
I only have 2 and that's loud enough! "
Yes, only two are mine, and we've only had 5 of the 6 in the same room at one time but they are **soo bloody loud**. It makes my brain ache thinking about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a rant.
1. Assholes on here, you know the ones that say they are '110% genuine'. Fuck you and your bullshit.
2. Slow drivers when I'm post night shift and want to get home.
3. People who don't know how to turn main beam off once turned on. Thanks for blinding me on a bend at 60mph!!
Thanks muchly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boys pissing all round the toilet floor!! Same said boys fighting and bitching like little girls and people leaving their house in their pyjamas!"
Taught my son to sit down at home. |
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"Boys pissing all round the toilet floor!! Same said boys fighting and bitching like little girls and people leaving their house in their pyjamas!"
omg yes, i said to them when they are older im going round there homes pee all over the floor and seat, leave empty fizzy drink cans and pop bottles everywhere,
seriously why would you go out in your pjs also let your kids out shopping with you in them, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....
Depends if they are as dirty as their van "
Perhaps I should get out of the bath and put my work clothes back on....  |
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"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....
Depends if they are as dirty as their van "
yes not only do i wear all orange but i drive a big white van and yes its very dirty. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And the horse you rode in on!
If you want to get something off your chest (it's still 2 days until rant day!) feel free to unburden yourself here!
(I can take it)
So whats' up?"
Nothing up here.
All good thanks OP.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....
Depends if they are as dirty as their van "
I wish my wife was as dirty as....Oh wait a minute, she is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok this is my take on the matter
She had weird tits and fucked like a cave person (i think thats the correct term) worst I've had and i have had some terrible shags |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!! "
So a meet at Paulton's is out then
S |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers...."
I was one of them for six years and before that a London Motorcycle Courier for twelve.. Possibly made me one of the most hated people on London
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....
Depends if they are as dirty as their van
Perhaps I should get out of the bath and put my work clothes back on.... "
get them off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
So a meet at Paulton's is out then
S"
Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds!
Glad my kids have finally grown out of it
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
So a meet at Paulton's is out then
S
Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds!
Glad my kids have finally grown out of it
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We've been three years in a row!! But the eldest was bored with it this year, thank fuck
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My throat hurts and I don't want to be sick any longer. I don't want to miss out on things.
Same.
Any chance of a sneaky sloe gin with a Lemsip chaser?
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I just saw this!! Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
So a meet at Paulton's is out then
S
Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds!
Glad my kids have finally grown out of it
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Hahaha everyone hates her as much as me then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love this hitch post.
Right
Time of the month, fuck you and you stomach cramps, all men look like smug bastereds right now with there saggy cock and balls they they just swing about.
And also I need chocolate which makes me fat and getting droppsies which I just feel I should have plastic plates.
Dog hair. Why! They don't scratch out side do they the little shits. Just strut about and then keep all the lose fur till there in the house.
Not wanting to go to work, staff are pissing me off, selfish the lot of em.
I kinda feel better now. Thanks x |
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"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!
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Boxer lover here, I had two -awesome, three must be nuts!
1 border collie now and couldn't handle another with obsession and compulsion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My rant today....
Just got a message from a guy...
Ah you're one of them women that just delete messages, you're a waste of space and give a bad name to swingers
I tried to reply but he'd already blocked me!! The reason his message got deleted was because he hadn't sent a face pic, i state it on my profile no pic then you'll get deleted....so to me he's not read my profile so he's wasting my time *grrrrrrr!!* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who take their kids to school by car, but are too lazy to walk around to the nearside and open the door. Instead, letting them exit the car into the path of oncoming traffic. Fuck these stupid people who are not worthy enough to have children and shouldn't even hold a valid driving licence."
Yep, I agree with you there!!
My rant
people who contact you with "fancy a fuck babe" yup just had that one, and deleted without reading - read my profile before sending messages! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt
Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year
The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!
George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit
Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!
Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch
I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet....
Ooh, you're gonna enter a whole new world of pain then "
Sure Nanny Plum doubles up as Miss Rabbit... |
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"My rant today....
Just got a message from a guy...
Ah you're one of them women that just delete messages, you're a waste of space and give a bad name to swingers
I tried to reply but he'd already blocked me!! The reason his message got deleted was because he hadn't sent a face pic, i state it on my profile no pic then you'll get deleted....so to me he's not read my profile so he's wasting my time *grrrrrrr!!*"
Oh I've had that too.
Some guys are heroes! |
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.
Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "fricken", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
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As a transitive verb, for instance; John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks.
It's meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as; John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun; I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word abso-fucking-lutely,
or in-fucking-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.
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As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck.
As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud; I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay; Aw fuck it!
Trouble; I guess I'm really fucked now!
Aggression; Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty; I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry; Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction; I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence; He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal; Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
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With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
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FUCK YOU!
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© George Carlin |
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Had a lovely chillaxing (read fucking deadly) pilates class to come out and read a message from my sons MIL being fucking snippy about an idea I had for our kids 30th birthday... FFS don't ask what it is then say I can't think about that just now!!!! Rant over |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Everything is going pretty well for me right now. So no major rants.
Bored of hearing about the fucking US election though, so fuck that I suppose."
Thank god! I thought I was the only one. Absolutely fucking well fed up with seeing my FB (that's Facebook btw ) news feed full of Trump this, Clinton that. I know it's very important, but I'll be really glad when it's over.
Both horrible candidates and I'm glad I don't have to choose either of them. Probably the most 'lesser of two evils' U.S Presidential election I can remember and, unfortunately, my memory goes back a fair way.
I feel better now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.
Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "fricken", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
.
As a transitive verb, for instance; John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks.
It's meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as; John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun; I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word abso-fucking-lutely,
or in-fucking-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.
.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck.
As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud; I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay; Aw fuck it!
Trouble; I guess I'm really fucked now!
Aggression; Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty; I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry; Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction; I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence; He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal; Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
.
With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
.
FUCK YOU!
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© George Carlin"
It's fucked = it's broken
It's de-fucked = it's fixed.
It's Un de-fuck able = it can't be fixed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.
Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "fricken", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
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As a transitive verb, for instance; John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks.
It's meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as; John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun; I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word abso-fucking-lutely,
or in-fucking-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.
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As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck.
As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud; I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay; Aw fuck it!
Trouble; I guess I'm really fucked now!
Aggression; Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty; I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry; Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction; I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence; He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal; Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
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With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
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FUCK YOU!
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© George Carlin"
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