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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!
Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!
Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...
Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not so much my sexual organs, but I always find a jumper or coat always has a warming effect too when I'm cold!
Thank me later "
Could knit a little sweater for your sexual organs, too. What size are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so much my sexual organs, but I always find a jumper or coat always has a warming effect too when I'm cold!
Thank me later
Could knit a little sweater for your sexual organs, too. What size are you? "
Ha, not sure about the OP, but you wouldn't need much wool for my willy-warmer
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Wouldn't it make you colder by taking blood flow away from your extremities?
I use my boobs to warm my hands sometimes but it only really works if you're braless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!
Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!
Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...
Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?"
So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't it make you colder by taking blood flow away from your extremities?
I use my boobs to warm my hands sometimes but it only really works if you're braless."
If my cock was big enough to deprive my major organs of blood that would be awesome, other than the fact that my cock could kill me?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!
Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!
Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...
Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?
So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ... "
Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!
Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!
Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...
Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?
So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...
Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation "
Of course yes ..it was just for the warmth best way ...only very uncomfortable i bet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!
Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!
Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...
Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?
So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...
Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation
Of course yes ..it was just for the warmth best way ...only very uncomfortable i bet "
Not uncomfortable at all! It wasn't rock solid, just hard enough to provide a nice big warm cushion on my thigh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!
Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!
Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...
Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?
So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...
Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation
Of course yes ..it was just for the warmth best way ...only very uncomfortable i bet
Not uncomfortable at all! It wasn't rock solid, just hard enough to provide a nice big warm cushion on my thigh "
Well thats ok then |
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