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Is it about time for a Matchmaking thread?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

Not had one in a while and I like how positive they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not had one in a while and I like how positive they are

I've never seen one. How does it work?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

If you like someone then message them, don't fear rejection!

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple over a year ago

Bedworth

Careful minxy, you'll bring out the heapsies in people

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

I'm in ! Old bald overweight northerner

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Not had one in a while and I like how positive they are

I've never seen one. How does it work? "

Good question, either message people or I could take messages and let people know if they matched

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Careful minxy, you'll bring out the heapsies in people

That's excellent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll pop in later and see who's around ..

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm in

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

How should I do it then? Messages or matches? Or we suggest matches for each other?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a game old bird..

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

We are in.

You can takes as a couple or separate.

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

We'll go with you message who you fancy then.

Or if someone puts a match up then you have to message each other

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm in btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This sounds fun

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How should I do it then? Messages or matches? Or we suggest matches for each other?"

Well it would be novel if you took the messages or if we made matches for each other! Otherwise, it's kinda like a fancy you thread.

I could do with being matched. I'm a bit hopeless.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

I'll match myself with Brigtonsteve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting

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By *OOM696969Man over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Go on then I'm game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I'm in

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"How should I do it then? Messages or matches? Or we suggest matches for each other?

Well it would be novel if you took the messages or if we made matches for each other! Otherwise, it's kinda like a fancy you thread.

I could do with being matched. I'm a bit hopeless.

As soon as someone you fancy joins then message them.

Or send them the link to this thread as a message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm always up for a match

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I'm in ! Old bald overweight northerner

And I'm a pissed up southerner..

In my defence, I've been out to London with my daughter and grandkids and they've run me ragged..

They got tired and left me, so it only seemed appropriate I made the most of the best London has to offer.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll match myself with Brigtonsteve

"
read your messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am tad confused but am in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh this sounds interesting

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not had one in a while and I like how positive they are

I'm positive you won't be able to match me up...I can see my negativity doesn't help but that's good right?

Anyhoo so you like hi viz tool belts and hard hats I hear?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Am tad confused but am in

So am I

Just get talking to who you fancy

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Am tad confused but am in

Just come over and we will fuck you

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll match myself with Brigtonsteve

read your messages

I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds interesting, never done this before we're in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am tad confused but am in

I'm with minxy.....in that I'm confused but in

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By *ime for me21Man over a year ago

skeg

I'm in. Could be fun

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sounds like fun

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Anyhoo so you like hi viz tool belts and hard hats I hear?

I dooooooo

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Am tad confused but am in

I'm with minxy.....in that I'm confused but in

Ok, I'll match you with... Me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not had one in a while and I like how positive they are

I'm far too picky for threads like this...,

I need to choose my victims carefully plus I've probably blocked most people by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the OP should match people up. It would be interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I'm newly single I can be in now. Be gentle with me!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I think the OP should match people up. It would be interesting

Great new pic Courtney

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I think the OP should match people up. It would be interesting

I'll try but all the hot guys I'll pick for myself

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I'll throw my keys into the fishbowl

Mad, bad and dangerous to gnaw

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I'm in..confused as well but in

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

Ok Estella and Brightonsteve

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

I'm in

Won't hold my breath....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am tad confused but am in

I'm with minxy.....in that I'm confused but in

Ok, I'll match you with... Me

Haha so this thread is just for you to steal the hotties then OP?! Nice work lady

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

So if someone has their profile hidden how does that work???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the OP should match people up. It would be interesting

Great new pic Courtney

Thank you!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Am tad confused but am in

I'm with minxy.....in that I'm confused but in

Ok, I'll match you with... Me

Haha so this thread is just for you to steal the hotties then OP?! Nice work lady

I hadn't planned that but it's looking that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. I'll pop back in, in a bit. See who's about

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"So if someone has their profile hidden how does that work???"

Tell them on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the OP should match people up. It would be interesting

I'll try but all the hot guys I'll pick for myself

Of course!!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm in

Won't hold my breath....

I do like your profile pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for this, still a little weird how it'll work though

either way good luck to you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I'm single! No kids or crazy ex's! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like fun so count me in

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm in for this, still a little weird how it'll work though

either way good luck to you all

Yes, I didn't think it through, just tell who you fancy you fancy them.

Hopefully some meets will come of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In, match me with someone. Handsome/big penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound fun. I'm in. XX

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

And some romance

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"In, match me with someone. Handsome/big penis. "

Handsome men with big cocks message here

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Hertsguy2000 for me

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hertsguy2000 for me

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're in, as always though, sexy couples willing to dress up as clowns only

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"In, match me with someone. Handsome/big penis. "

I'll out you with LittleJackHorner for now

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"We're in, as always though, sexy couples willing to dress up as clowns only

You'll be inundated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi count my mush in lol ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So do we only pick one or can we turn it into a mass orgy??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in ! Old bald overweight northerner

And I'm a pissed up southerner..

In my defence, I've been out to London with my daughter and grandkids and they've run me ragged..

They got tired and left me, so it only seemed appropriate I made the most of the best London has to offer."

This guy

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"So do we only pick one or can we turn it into a mass orgy??

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So do we only pick one or can we turn it into a mass orgy??

Either sounds like fun to me x

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"So do we only pick one or can we turn it into a mass orgy??

Pick everyone you like

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Confused but un....gotta be tall...I am the amazon after all!

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

After my awesome success in previous ones of these, I'm back/in

*cough*

Waffling Welsh numpty here - I'm quite the catch

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Hertsguy2000 for me

Right back at you gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So do we only pick one or can we turn it into a mass orgy??

Pick everyone you like

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dark Angel for me !

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

Forget your fears, tell the ones you lust after how you feel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up for being matched, too many gorgeous ladies and couples for my tiny mind to choose

X OMB

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hertsguy2000 for me

Right back at you gorgeous xx"

It's a match!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Dark Angel for me !

Will she respond?

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Go on OP match me up please

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Hertsguy2000 for me

Right back at you gorgeous xx

It's a match!"

Woohooooo

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I'm in

Are you sure? I can't feel anything, yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok Estella and Brightonsteve

Ooooh hello Brightonsteve -- apologies if this is against your will!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No match yet lol

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm up for being matched, too many gorgeous ladies and couples for my tiny mind to choose

X OMB"

I might put you with MrandMrs Spanish Brunette

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ok Estella and Brightonsteve

Ooooh hello Brightonsteve -- apologies if this is against your will!!

Yeayyy another match!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id love a cheeky witty Northener please Op

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'll be in. If someone could come to the service station and wake me up so I can drive home that would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up for being matched, too many gorgeous ladies and couples for my tiny mind to choose

X OMB

I might put you with MrandMrs Spanish Brunette

Well that would be fine, thanks Cilla x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll leave it to op to sort us a match please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dark Angel for me !

Well hello there handsome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok Estella and Brightonsteve

Ooooh hello Brightonsteve -- apologies if this is against your will!!

Yeayyy another match!"

It is too!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Go on OP match me up please

Ok you and _orkie321b

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ok Estella and Brightonsteve

Ooooh hello Brightonsteve -- apologies if this is against your will!!

Yeayyy another match!

It is too!

In know

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

We are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dark Angel for me !

Well hello there handsome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...this thread...

At what point do people need a thread to work out who exactly they want to fuck WITHOUT actually sending a message?...

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyhoo so you like hi viz tool belts and hard hats I hear?

I dooooooo

I best get those photos done I've been meaning to do then.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Dark Angel for me !

Well hello there handsome!

Is this a match?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Anyhoo so you like hi viz tool belts and hard hats I hear?

I dooooooo

I best get those photos done I've been meaning to do then. "

I'm intrigued

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Dark Angel for me !

Well hello there handsome!

Is this a match?

It is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm game, match us up please OP.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No match yet lol"

Can I match you up with fag and slippers for location and cock aesthetics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I bagsey the caughtjester

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"No match yet lol

Can I match you up with fag and slippers for location and cock aesthetics?

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dark Angel for me !

Well hello there handsome!

lucky girl

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm up for being matched, too many gorgeous ladies and couples for my tiny mind to choose

X OMB

I might put you with MrandMrs Spanish Brunette

Well that would be fine, thanks Cilla x"

Happy with this match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha. I've already messaged everyone I fancy in a 40 mile radius and got nothing but deletes..

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm game, match us up please OP. "

Ok you and BENDAROOS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm up for being matched, too many gorgeous ladies and couples for my tiny mind to choose

X OMB

I might put you with MrandMrs Spanish Brunette

Well that would be fine, thanks Cilla x

Happy with this match

And another one

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Op we need someone for hubby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In confused!

But available for a coffee.

Anyone with low expectations and willing to drop their standards? Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs sb looks hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm game, match us up please OP.

Ok you and BENDAROOS

Works for me, think I'm just outside their age range though, unless they're happy to drop a year?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. New to this type of thread and my distance may hurt. But.. Up for the challenge & risk

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"I'm in "

Coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In confused!

But available for a coffee.

Anyone with low expectations and willing to drop their standards? Cheers! "

i dont to drop my standards

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By *ime for me21Man over a year ago

skeg

No body wants me then lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"In confused!

But available for a coffee.

Anyone with low expectations and willing to drop their standards? Cheers! "

Coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In confused!

But available for a coffee.

Anyone with low expectations and willing to drop their standards? Cheers!

i dont to drop my standards

Bugger. And I fancy you too

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mrs sb looks hot.

I'm a bit hot. That's why I'm naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds interesting...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dark Angel is in my fantasies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No match.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have someone my age, penis minimum 7 inches in length with minimum circumference of 5.5 inches, dark hair, handsome, big eyebrows, strong jaw. Thanks x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'm too tired to understand.

Can someone please come and rescue me

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Id love a cheeky witty Northener please Op

We may be fresh out of those but I'm not sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aye why not, always game for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In confused!

But available for a coffee.

Anyone with low expectations and willing to drop their standards? Cheers!

i dont to drop my standards

Bugger. And I fancy you too

There there.... No tears... This is a happy thread

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Op we need someone for hubby

Yes, he's Northern and witty?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm too tired to understand.

Can someone please come and rescue me

Hola

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm too tired to understand.

Can someone please come and rescue me

Hola

I'm too far away. Services on M5 yawning into my coffee

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Op we need someone for hubby

Yes, he's Northern and witty?"

Yes. And he needs to be witty,he married me

You can have him op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In confused!

But available for a coffee.

Anyone with low expectations and willing to drop their standards? Cheers!

i dont to drop my standards

Bugger. And I fancy you too

i fancy you to so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bagsey the caughtjester

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pick me!! Or not.... I can take it

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By *rchie300Man over a year ago

Hamworthy

I'll throw my hat in ....I'm very intrested in who I could be matched with

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm too tired to understand.

Can someone please come and rescue me

Hola

I'm too far away. Services on M5 yawning into my coffee "

Right

I will come and get you. Jeez

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Op we need someone for hubby

Yes, he's Northern and witty?

Yes. And he needs to be witty,he married me

You can have him op

I'm thinking Mr B and Foxy_Red61

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you find me a match op

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Pick me!! Or not.... I can take it

Do you take it?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Pick me!! Or not.... I can take it

Consider yourself picked

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

After today's date went sour, I'm in

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"In, match me with someone. Handsome/big penis.

I'll out you with LittleJackHorner for now

Sadly I wouldn't measure up to Teabags' demanding standards

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Can you find me a match op

It's hard to tell from your avatar but I think I might pick you myself

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By *helonewolfMan over a year ago

Teesside

I'm in!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Op we need someone for hubby

Yes, he's Northern and witty?

Yes. And he needs to be witty,he married me

You can have him op

I'm thinking Mr B and Foxy_Red61"

Oh yes. We like here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"After today's date went sour, I'm in"

Oh no

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By *OOM696969Man over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

"Can I have someone my age, penis minimum 7 inches in length with minimum circumference of 5.5 inches, dark hair, handsome, big eyebrows, strong jaw. Thanks x"

Picky

started so well haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

I'll take you

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

I'm working on it

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

I'll take you

Sorted

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Pick me!! Or not.... I can take it

Detour on the way home then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pick me!! Or not.... I can take it

Do you take it?

"Never volunteer for anything"... good job I have a squeaky voice

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By *OOM696969Man over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

I'll take you

Go on then both of you

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

She doesn't care. She's just getting herself sorted first.

Admin, I would like to put a formal complaint. This is nit acceptable.

Sincerely

MrsSB

Ps it's a joke

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"Can I have someone my age, penis minimum 7 inches in length with minimum circumference of 5.5 inches, dark hair, handsome, big eyebrows, strong jaw. Thanks x"

I've got the eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dark Angel for me !

Well hello there handsome!

Is this a match?

It is

"
Happy with this ! Thanks

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Pick me!! Or not.... I can take it

Do you take it?

"Never volunteer for anything"... good job I have a squeaky voice

Tit

I'm Spanish, you know

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By *helonewolfMan over a year ago

Teesside

"We're in, as always though, sexy couples willing to dress up as clowns only

Are you guys legit clowns???

Ohhhh you gotta message me if that's true!!!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

She doesn't care. She's just getting herself sorted first.

Admin, I would like to put a formal complaint. This is nit acceptable.

Sincerely

MrsSB

Ps it's a joke

I'm actually finding it hard to keep up

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

She doesn't care. She's just getting herself sorted first.

Admin, I would like to put a formal complaint. This is nit acceptable.

Sincerely

MrsSB

Ps it's a joke

I would also like to complain and encourage you all to move closer

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"We're in, as always though, sexy couples willing to dress up as clowns only

Are you guys legit clowns???

Ohhhh you gotta message me if that's true!!!"

Message them and come back to report if it's a match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat waiting patiently for my number to be called.....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Just got in so go on then.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Still waiting for OP to match me too...or you know dish out her leftovers

I'll take you

Sorted

Very tempted to drive the wrong way now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Op we need someone for hubby

Yes, he's Northern and witty?

Yes. And he needs to be witty,he married me

You can have him op

I'm thinking Mr B and Foxy_Red61

Oh yes. We like here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm rubbish at matching myself up I've decided! I need help. But is this a match for a shag or a date????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay. Hit me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've no idea what I'm signing up for, but count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In, match me with someone. Handsome/big penis.

I'll out you with LittleJackHorner for now

Sadly I wouldn't measure up to Teabags' demanding standards

Aww don't say that, I'm not demanding, just particular!

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

With infallible timing, walks in late again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First to offer a back rub and lemsip will do me *aaachoo*

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hoping to be matched with Minxymoo

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