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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"It's not
Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today
Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason
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OMG what do you take me for?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part!
Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way "
Im newish too snd i know exactly what you mean. I think you live close to me too x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part!
Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way "
Pffft if you're new then so am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not
Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today
Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason
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Ahhh so that's why they were invented! Always wondered about that one! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because you are one of thoose annoying women with standards. Turn your filters off, say yes to the first message, job done  "
Hahahahaha come on Bike I'll drop them for you |
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"It's not
Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today
Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason
Ahhh so that's why they were invented! Always wondered about that one! "
Bio degrable too so you'd be getting fucked, he'd be happy his dicks wet and it's all environmentally friendly
Win win!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because you are one of thoose annoying women with standards. Turn your filters off, say yes to the first message, job done
Hahahahaha come on Bike I'll drop them for you "
Awesome. Now get your arse off here and down to Herfordshire as no way I;m going near Brum. And can you book a hotel on your way as I don;t accomodate.
Sorted, told you it was easy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously 
Hello "
Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Seriously
Hello
Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away "
lol they come 3 at a time then nothing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously
Hello
Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away "
How remote was the cottage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously
Hello
Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away
How remote was the cottage "
It wasn't too remote!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads
Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago
She's just yet another attention seeker
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Looks that way. Offered my services she said no. |
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads
Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago
She's just yet another attention seeker
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Looks that way. Offered my services she said no. "
She's probably a guy don't worry about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads
Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago
She's just yet another attention seeker
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Looks that way. Offered my services she said no.
She's probably a guy don't worry about it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its because your shy and demure miss cheeky the guys are scared to corrupt you
You reckon "
I'm no dinner from Pinner but I'd corrupt u miss cheeky no qualms |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"So hard to get a shag around here...
Go on then, when are you free?
I bet you say that to all the ladies submit your application and I'll see if it's worthy of being shortlisted "
I've got my own shortlist of lovely forum ladies so we'll see if you make my list first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads
Bloody upstarts coming on here and moaning...
I know bloody moaners "
It you newbies...coming here expecting the earth and every cock on it to be beating down your door  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"So hard to get a shag around here...
Go on then, when are you free?
I bet you say that to all the ladies submit your application and I'll see if it's worthy of being shortlisted
I've got my own shortlist of lovely forum ladies so we'll see if you make my list first "
Touché my dear Watson touché that's fine I have my big girl pants on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember."
LMFAO |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember."
I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because there's a very limited pool to pick from (within a reasonable distance at least).
Starts running to Hampshire! "
keep running north Lincolnshire is only s hop skip and a train ride awsy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part!
Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way "
Welcome Miss Newbie
You will go to the bad burny fire for that fib Miss Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember.
I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'. "
I keep trying but Kylie never appears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember.
I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'.
I keep trying but Kylie never appears."
mmmmm Kylie..... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part!
Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way
Welcome Miss Newbie
You will go to the bad burny fire for that fib Miss Cheeky "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "
Your profiles say "not meeting at the moment" that won't help
& you need more pics.....
I'm not likely to shag a pair of shoes to be honest.. |
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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part!
Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way
Welcome Miss Newbie
You will go to the bad burny fire for that fib Miss Cheeky well your near Dudley I in edgbaston but don't believe your that desperate
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember."
For Christ sake just don't say beetle juice 3 times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not currently meeting, just taking some chill out time...."
????Why would people message you if it say's this on your profile page????
May be remove that and you might have more luck?
Plus more pics would be cool.
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"It's not
Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today
Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason
And bio-degradable
Ahhh so that's why they were invented! Always wondered about that one! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember."
I thought it was Biggie Smalls!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember.
I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'. "
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