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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would be on the menu?

The spit Roast, with all the trimmings

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

Coq au vin - or is that dogging xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would it be a fish restaurant ?

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Well, it would be a no meat/meet restaurant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The restaurant have unfortunately ordered too much "meat and 2 veg" - all of the single male waiters shall spend the night trying to offload theirs to the nearest unsuspecting single female or couple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something spicy, and very moreish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and some big juicy melons.

And plums.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

fresh cream pavlova for dessert with fresh fruit

eton mess ate off bodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and some big juicy melons.

And plums."

Or pickled eggs as the case may be...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish and lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Special sauce!

Perhaps they could have a tasting wall where all the hot waiters stick their cocks thru glory holes.

And the women can have a taste before choosing their desert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If we were going down a mock medieval theme, centrepieces on the table of pigs heads, but instead of an apple, exact replicas of David Cameron's cock in the pigs mouth.

I feel I may be taking this too far.

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If we were going down a mock medieval theme, centrepieces on the table of pigs heads, but instead of an apple, exact replicas of David Cameron's cock in the pigs mouth.

I feel I may be taking this too far."

Errmmm yeah kinda.

Was thinking more, novelty menu's.

Pork in cider.

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By *ureTemptationWoman over a year ago

Off the grid

Sod the menu. They need to put phones on all the tables like that place in London. And you can ring a table if you fancy them and get chatting.

It was great fun, when I went years ago and would be a brilliant swingers night out!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Starters : Cock a Leekie

Main: Stuffed Kebab

Dessert : Cream pie !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Starters : Cock a Leekie

Main: Stuffed Kebab

Dessert : Cream pie !"

Obviously the cock tail menu would include a screaming orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soup of the day... Cream of sum yung guy. Followed by the chef's special... A double helping of wei tu long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If we were going down a mock medieval theme, centrepieces on the table of pigs heads, but instead of an apple, exact replicas of David Cameron's cock in the pigs mouth.

I feel I may be taking this too far.

Errmmm yeah kinda.

Was thinking more, novelty menu's.

Pork in cider. "

Okay my bad

Hung Wang noodles and gentlemans relish it is then

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

Rosemary Clooney dished up a lot in her song. Lol

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give a you

Apple a plum and apricot-a too eh

Come on-a my house, my house a come on

Come on-a my house, my house I'm gonna give a you

Figs and dates and grapes and cakes eh

Come on-a my house, my house a come on

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you everything

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you Christmas tree

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you

Marriage ring and a pomegranate too ah

Come on-a my house, my house a come on

Come on-a my house, my house I'm gonna give a you

Peach and pear and I love your hair ah

Come on-a my house, my house a come on

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you Easter egg

Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you

Everything, everything, everything

Watch her perform it on YT. It sounds even filthier...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would there be a human buffet? Volunteers to play the part of the table...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sod the menu. They need to put phones on all the tables like that place in London. And you can ring a table if you fancy them and get chatting.

It was great fun, when I went years ago and would be a brilliant swingers night out!"

There used to be a club in Newcastle with the same set up - great fun!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

A fine assortment of phallic fruit and veg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would the restaurant be in cockermouth

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By *bsolute LibertinesCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Sod the menu. They need to put phones on all the tables like that place in London. And you can ring a table if you fancy them and get chatting.

It was great fun, when I went years ago and would be a brilliant swingers night out!

There used to be a club in Newcastle with the same set up - great fun!"

Thanks for reminding me of this! I never went but the memory of hearing about it way back makes me laugh...

ah, good old forward thinking Newcastle!

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