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over a year ago
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"cant be arsed to watch pornos.....would rather be starring in them...
So Kas and Sean Bean??? Not a watcher???"
now me and Sean Bean...wow...but knowing my luck would get Mr Bean
and i watch anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak."
Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee In a Southern Tennassee Red Necked desperado accent....
With the statutory cheerleader outfit pmsl....
Utter class  Not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol.. oi!!cheeky git ...i happen to like sean bean.... mmm...roll on august"
Nahhh the Vanessa Fats and Jim dronning Bowen lol... |
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"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol.. oi!!cheeky git ...i happen to like sean bean.... mmm...roll on august"
I figure that WAS ONE TO watch 
You could sing the chip butty song  |
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"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..
Lack of sleep feks me up!
Frank Carson and Katie Price any one?? 
is frank carson stil alive? lol
xx"
Oooo that could get nasty if he is a stiff! |
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"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..
Lack of sleep feks me up!
Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??
is frank carson stil alive? lol
xx
Oooo that could get nasty if he is a stiff! "
feck,,going to have to google now!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak.
Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee In a Southern Tennassee Red Necked desperado accent....
With the statutory cheerleader outfit pmsl....
Utter class Not!"
I was thinking more of the male actors wearing Miami Vice style white lounge jackets with the sleeves pulled up, sunglasses on top of head, dyed long blonde hair like Michael fucking Bolton and an all over tan, trying to look like a real cop with his pistol waving about haphazardly saving the dopey blonde bint from an equally grotesque charicature of a Peurto Rican drug smuggler before all three decide that justice is best served by getting naked and having a threesome.
And THAT'S when they start going "Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee" |
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"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..
Lack of sleep feks me up!
Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??
is frank carson stil alive? lol
xx
Oooo that could get nasty if he is a stiff!
feck,,going to have to google now!!!"
yep its ok...he did celebrity cash in the attic in may this year according to wiki so he must be alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak.
Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee In a Southern Tennassee Red Necked desperado accent....
With the statutory cheerleader outfit pmsl....
Utter class Not!
I was thinking more of the male actors wearing Miami Vice style white lounge jackets with the sleeves pulled up, sunglasses on top of head, dyed long blonde hair like Michael fucking Bolton and an all over tan, trying to look like a real cop with his pistol waving about haphazardly saving the dopey blonde bint from an equally grotesque charicature of a Peurto Rican drug smuggler before all three decide that justice is best served by getting naked and having a threesome.
And THAT'S when they start going "Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee" "
All spoken through the nose of course.... All nasal and tacky pmsl.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got 'Fuck the Midget' here, anyone want to see?  what the one were he puts her back in the suitcase after sex"
Well that would require me actually watching it! |
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"anne widicome and boris jonson think that would be a turn off
That's a horrible thought. Imagine if they had kids."
Gareth Gates an Katie Price!!
Oooo hang on a min the MIGHT be one of them about!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2girls 1cup
Lets just leave it at that!
If you haven't seen it, google.
Just be careful"
Not seen it, but I do know what it is, and don't really want to see it. But apparantly a fake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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back to boris ann widcome the kids will turn out like wurzle gummage and as for 2 girls one cup if you can fake shit coming out of ass that would be a new one on me |
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