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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell us something about the poster above that is both fantastic and 'true' for example; Redhead isn't actually ginger, she had an accident whilst visiting the tizer factory, in actual fact she is the colour of an umpa lumpa but spends £50 a week on foundation to cover up the orange colour of her skin
Play nice folks and have fun
Beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx"
The b in Lisa b stands for bendmeoverandfuckmyars, which is also her nans middle name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx
The b in Lisa b stands for bendmeoverandfuckmyars, which is also her nans middle name"
Chad got his name during an accident involving a physics experiment and a faulty faraday cage, it's not all bad though as he is the only guy on fab who physically makes the noise *boom* whenever he drops his pants
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx
The b in Lisa b stands for bendmeoverandfuckmyars, which is also her nans middle name
Chad got his name during an accident involving a physics experiment and a faulty faraday cage, it's not all bad though as he is the only guy on fab who physically makes the noise *boom* whenever he drops his pants
Beard"
Faraday cage is one of my favourite words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem."
That's a good thing |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.
That's a good thing "
It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.
That's a good thing
It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground "
Neither does yours!!!!! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.
That's a good thing
It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground
Neither does yours!!!!! "
Thank God! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.
That's a good thing
It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground
Neither does yours!!!!!
Thank God! "
Bully |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.
That's a good thing
It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground
Neither does yours!!!!!
Thank God!
Bully"
Awww...come here and have a Lisa hug xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.
That's a good thing
It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground
Neither does yours!!!!!
Thank God!
Bully
Awww...come here and have a Lisa hug xxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thump is just another name for potatoes so GreedyThump is actually called GreedyPotatoes. FACT! "
Hanky's hair is actually a natural pink/blue. She only dyes her hair brunette a couple of times a year when she gets bored. This also coincides with her abstaining from any kind of sexual activity, as the brown colouring represses her carnal instincts temporarily. Honest!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please 
Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....
They didn't used to be  "
Please tell me you didn't actually believe what I just said?...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please
Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....
They didn't used to be
Please tell me you didn't actually believe what I just said?... "
Greedy thump only shows his eyes on his profile picture as the rest of his face is under investigation by Nike with regards to a possible copyright infringement for their latest shoe design
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"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please
Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....
They didn't used to be
Please tell me you didn't actually believe what I just said?... "
Of course not, it's just I've not had them since I was a kid and couldn't eat them now even if I wanted to as they have gluten in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Greedy thump only shows his eyes on his profile picture as the rest of his face is under investigation by Nike with regards to a possible copyright infringement for their latest shoe design
Beard"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is actually the jungle VIP! "
Hanky Panky is actually an elaborate CGI character dreamt up by Spanish brunettes other half in an attempt to drum up extra ladies for group meets
Beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dolphina is actually a mutant dolphin that swims with sperm whales by day and meets younger men by night (for their sperm) be aware if she's not back in the sea by dawn things become fishy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dolphina is actually a mutant dolphin that swims with sperm whales by day and meets younger men by night (for their sperm) be aware if she's not back in the sea by dawn things become fishy "
The picture on his profile is actual size, he really is that tall after an accident with a woolen jumper, a bath of hot water and an industrial drier. He doesn't fight crime or anything though he just saves lots of money on Jaffa cakes as one pack lasts weeks
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Beard is one lucky bastard.....
Oh, hang on - that's true!!
(and you may have been right about MrsSB earlier!!) "
Why does everyone assume that it's me that's lucky? It may well be Redhead that's luc no I couldn't finish it... it's too big a stretch of the imagination even for this thread
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Actually has an addiction to crackers and is on here for a free supply of cheese to go with them. Don't forget your cheese if going to see her guys or she may get upset!
(and you never want to upset a lady with onion chutney in her hand....) |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon."
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop "
Handsonjohn has a rare condition known as forumskipover which means that he can't see the post directly above him on public forums, often leading to accusations of currying favour or trying to chat to people he fancies. sadly this causes him such emotional torment that he self medicates through flagelation with birch twigs |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop
Handsonjohn has a rare condition known as forumskipover which means that he can't see the post directly above him on public forums, often leading to accusations of currying favour or trying to chat to people he fancies. sadly this causes him such emotional torment that he self medicates through flagelation with birch twigs"
the redhead and beard are really one and the same person its amazing what you can do with make up and prosthetics now days |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Redhead and the beard have an amazing sense of humour brought on by a torrid affair involving Jaffa cakes and Jason Manford.
They are also rather astute "
Hanky will tell you she's on medication for health issues, in reality they are to curb her wanton lust for forumites, this lust causes her mind to wander randomly between "What shall I get for dinner?", "God what I could do with that/them!" and "What colour shall I try next?" This randomness
has led to at least one embarrassing event in the vegetable isle in Tesco.
Morning
S |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"S has build a cage for H. She gets that horny when it's full moon , that he fears for his life.
She loves it in there actually. She has lots of toys and a fucking machine.
MrsSB 
PS true story "
Spanish actually isn't Spanish at all, she is from Basingstoke but she is such an officianado and fan of the dead BBC soap 'El Dorado' that her accent has been permanently altered, so far elocution lessons and hypnosis have failed to cure the problem |
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"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop "
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"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop
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Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop
Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!"
Naughty Amazon is actually an Amazonian princess named Diana. She's a founding member of the Justice League, secretly fancies Batman and comes on Fab to satisfy her needs for superhero cock. Probably |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop
Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!"
Naughty is neither naughty or an Amazon, She is actually a pigmy called Gertrude from Papau New Guinea & house shares with a 74yr 7ft priest called Reginald. Obviously this means all her pocs are photoshopped..x
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.
miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique
giving rise to her nick name gush and drop
Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!
Naughty is neither naughty or an Amazon, She is actually a pigmy called Gertrude from Papau New Guinea & house shares with a 74yr 7ft priest called Reginald. Obviously this means all her pocs are photoshopped..x
S"
S is a circus performer named 'Julio' he eats fire and is in love with the high wire walker H. |
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