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 )....what secret talents do you have ??
are you the local welly throwing champion, or a bog snorkler ?
did you get a blue peter badge as a kid for something ?
come on ....amaze us !!
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hope you're feeling better babe...from my bed to yours xxxxx
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"impressive stuff princess !! my younger lad drinks like that,,,not sure he'll put it to the second use , but who knows lol
hope you're feeling better babe...from my bed to yours xxxxx
"well never knew i had the talent for the second one until patrick showed me 
and yeah hun feeling much better now am off with pat for a meet afterwards. now thats a good reason to get out of bed for | |||
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"I usually surprise people with just being nice when we meet lol... Talent?? Dunno... but shocks some still lol!" chuffing hell that would shock me...my knickers would drop off in sheer horror at mr notts being nice thats some talent hun | |||
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"Well... as said.. expectations and all that lol.. "ah mr notts you must have had some happy pills slipped into ya morning cuppa...your such a lovie this morning mwuh....keep it up and we will think your nearly human | |||
"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front. I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again. It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it! "hahaha you just never know when that might come in handy ! x | |||
"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front. I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again. It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it! "blimey the things people will do just to get in to a pair of stockings  | |||
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"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front. I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again. It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it!
hahaha you just never know when that might come in handy ! x"Oh you think? I'm 44 now and it hasn't come in handy once in 38 long lonely years that I've gone to every party, every wedding reception, holidays with the lads and invaded the German hotel next door coz they have really cheesy entertainers. I've tried, really tried, but it seems nobody understands the comical value of How Much Is That Doggy In The Window sung backwards. But I betcha a million quid, if it ever did come up again, and obviously I'd win coz I can do it word perfect, in key and at the correct tempo, I'd be disqualified as a feckin cheat! I betcha!!!  | |||
"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front. I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again. It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it!
hahaha you just never know when that might come in handy ! x
Oh you think? I'm 44 now and it hasn't come in handy once in 38 long lonely years that I've gone to every party, every wedding reception, holidays with the lads and invaded the German hotel next door coz they have really cheesy entertainers. I've tried, really tried, but it seems nobody understands the comical value of How Much Is That Doggy In The Window sung backwards.
But I betcha a million quid, if it ever did come up again, and obviously I'd win coz I can do it word perfect, in key and at the correct tempo, I'd be disqualified as a feckin cheat! I betcha!!! "ever thought of going on 'Britain thinks its got Talent'? | |||
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"im not sure if this counts as a talent or not but here goes , when i see things that are for the bin , i make things out of them , such as a pirate santa , an elvis coconut , and my sandman . use things like old shoes , cans , botlles , coconuts , tin foil , tights,saw dust , old forks , boxes, stuff like that " thats not a talent thats just sad....me thinks your hankering back to the days of blue peter hun god you thread has tickled the tits off me | |||
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"When I was 7 I came second in a nobbly knees contest at Butlins. Does this count?" thought that said 71 ! must put my glasses on lol | |||
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"I can put a desert spoon down my throat without gagging.... "only a desert spoon ? | |||
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"When i was a child, everytime we had visitors the jigsaws had to come out so that my dad could show them that i could do a jigsaw in super quick time without looking at the picture. How sad to think thats the only talent i had pmsl" I think a certain "Doctor" my contest that doing jigsaws is your ONLY talent | |||
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"I can walk on my hands "Doesn't it hurt when your high heels dig in  | |||
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"I can walk on my hands
Doesn't it hurt when your high heels dig in "Ok I have very long arms...........can't keep nothing sacred round here | |||
"i can walk in very very high heels, is that a talent? if it isnt im going to feel very inferior "That is a talent, some women walk like men in drag in their heels | |||
"i can walk in very very high heels, is that a talent? if it isnt im going to feel very inferior
That is a talent, some women walk like men in drag in their heels "thank you im now smiling and am off to totter | |||
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"I can put a fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing it. I'm rubbish in heels though." i will bear the fruit pastille thing in mind | |||
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I have many more, but hey, might come round a gain in a few weeks by someone else
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"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time" i can get both mine behind someone elses, but not my own ! biplus....ewww but i'll have the hug xx | |||
"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time" fuck i suddenly gone really hot .....
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"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time" Bet it helped with the lady department maintenance  | |||
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"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time Bet it helped with the lady department maintenance "chuffing hell if i still could do it now i wouldnt be bothering with anyone else, what with the technology of rabbits and your own tongue what more could a lass want | |||
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"Who'd mow the lawn?" oh ok then will submit to a naked gardener.... | |||
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"himnher I can still get my legs around my kneck LOL helps bring yoga instructor though huh & nice pic honeypotcouple good balance hehehe .So you must be a supreme being then himnher to be able to do that with beer your no cheap date dear lmao is your Hubby rich or just ban you from pubs LOL .Hey if you look innocent it could be a good wee money earnier for you likes or free rounds all evening haasa .Anyway wouldn't surprise me in slightest if you give good bloowjobs neither love "Real Scots background but struggling T fuck to understand this  | |||
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"Ive just remembered another one. I can write mirror writing quicker than i can write right way round" thats so cool  | |||
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"I can make funny shapes with my lips. "is that with or without a medical device? | |||
"I can make funny shapes with my lips. is that with or without a medical device? "Oh without...its a talent! | |||
