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over a year ago
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"How can I get him to have sex with me?
There's got to be a way...."
i met a gerrard butler lookalike at a club once.. the other single ladies were all busy arguing about who was going to play with him so i saved them the hassle... have to say it has ruined my fantasy of this as the guy lasted 2 mins and then left the club. 
If the real one ever agrees to fix my image that was ruined by this lookalike you can have him after... im a sharing person like that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can I get him to have sex with me?
There's got to be a way.... i met a gerrard butler lookalike at a club once.. the other single ladies were all busy arguing about who was going to play with him so i saved them the hassle... have to say it has ruined my fantasy of this as the guy lasted 2 mins and then left the club.
If the real one ever agrees to fix my image that was ruined by this lookalike you can have him after... im a sharing person like that "
Oh I think the real thing would be much less of a disappointment.... that advert he's in has just been on tv and when I says 'I go all the way' I just swoon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I get him to have sex with me?
There's got to be a way.... i met a gerrard butler lookalike at a club once.. the other single ladies were all busy arguing about who was going to play with him so i saved them the hassle... have to say it has ruined my fantasy of this as the guy lasted 2 mins and then left the club.
If the real one ever agrees to fix my image that was ruined by this lookalike you can have him after... im a sharing person like that "
Take it as a compliment. You were so good he couldn't hold back.  |
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over a year ago
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"He's a very sexy man - loved him as Leonidas, Attila and the Phantom...
The only guy I'd turn him down for is Sean Bean..."
I don't think I'd turn him down for anyone. I'd probably ask sean bean to hang around though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I get him to have sex with me?
There's got to be a way.... i met a gerrard butler lookalike at a club once.. the other single ladies were all busy arguing about who was going to play with him so i saved them the hassle... have to say it has ruined my fantasy of this as the guy lasted 2 mins and then left the club.
If the real one ever agrees to fix my image that was ruined by this lookalike you can have him after... im a sharing person like that "
Yeah sorry about that...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keep him. He's not my favourite Phantom  "
He's not my favourite Phantom either...that would go to a certain Geronimo Rauch, who, IMHO, is even better than Crawford... |
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"He's a very sexy man - loved him as Leonidas, Attila and the Phantom...
The only guy I'd turn him down for is Sean Bean...
I don't think I'd turn him down for anyone. I'd probably ask sean bean to hang around though "
Sean Bean is *delicious* - please say you've seen him as Richard Sharpe? |
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"Keep him. He's not my favourite Phantom
He's not my favourite Phantom either...that would go to a certain Geronimo Rauch, who, IMHO, is even better than Crawford..."
Nooo, my favourite's Ramin Karimloo! |
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"How can I get him to have sex with me?
There's got to be a way...."
Ok, brace yourself OP...I'm actually Gerard Butler. I've been trying to keep a low profile for obvious reasons but this seemed like the perfect moment to reveal myself. PM me and we'll organise something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keep him. He's not my favourite Phantom
He's not my favourite Phantom either...that would go to a certain Geronimo Rauch, who, IMHO, is even better than Crawford...
Nooo, my favourite's Ramin Karimloo!"
Never heard of him I'm afraid - will YouTube forthwith. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keep him. He's not my favourite Phantom
He's not my favourite Phantom either...that would go to a certain Geronimo Rauch, who, IMHO, is even better than Crawford...
Nooo, my favourite's Ramin Karimloo!"
He's pretty awesome...Geronimo has a little more power and 'richness' to his voice though...
So many amazing Phantoms over the years. |
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"How can I get him to have sex with me?
There's got to be a way....
Ok, brace yourself OP...I'm actually Gerard Butler. I've been trying to keep a low profile for obvious reasons but this seemed like the perfect moment to reveal myself. PM me and we'll organise something "
Yay! |
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"I just spoke to him on the phone - he said to sleep with me first and for me to pass on the details of the ones who were good in bed.  "
Oh if I must  |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone like the Gérard Butler look in the 300 film?
I'm thinking of getting a Spartan costume for the next Freakers ball at xtasia. "
I love all his looks, the man is a god.... let me know if you get the costume |
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