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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely terrifying. I don't do masks or clowns or anything that disguises a persons face, alot is gauged by facial expressions and that's taken away with a big smile or whatever painted on. I would probably have a heart attack if it was happening round our way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They terrify me, not just clowns, pretty much any costume. Especially if I can't see the person's real face. I even struggle with people wearing face paint. |
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"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.
But if not.....then no."
I was just reading this thread and thought instantly of Stephen King's "It" - Pennywise, and the one that kept turning on on the first series of Ashes to Ashes.
I've never had a clown phobia however. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only when I joked with my eldest earlier about them.
Little one to eldest after he closed his curtains "have a terrible night"
Eldest laughed, backed out the room, came downstairs and considered reopening little ones curtains just to pay back.
Totally normal I suggested his response should have been "I'll try, look out for the clown under your bed"
 
Shit mother of the year award goes to me! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.
But if not.....then no."
There is a big Hollywood remake of that movie coming out this time next year..... so I am sure a lot of the stuff happening is publicity for that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Terrifying, them and those evil oompah loompas "
I was gonna say...I know someone on here scared shitless of them and you popped up. 
Ooompa Loooompaaaa
(it's behind you) |
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"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt "
the kids at my youth club were going on about this a lot last night...we had to reassure them there were non around here and make sure they were ok getting home in the dark. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 in total have been reported in/ around my area. Apparently police are on standby for any reports of twatwaffles dressed as clowns day or nighttime..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.
But if not.....then no."
"we all float down here!" |
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"Terrifying, them and those evil oompah loompas
I was gonna say...I know someone on here scared shitless of them and you popped up.
Ooompa Loooompaaaa
*squashed oompah loompas with electric bug racket
(it's behind you) "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clowns are great I scared the crap out of my town one year by spending a week over Halloween Just appearing in places with a sad face and shouting so much so it actually got in the local paper a few years back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure if anybody remembers a movie called killer clowns ? weird film "
Killer Klowns from Outer Space. It's on netflix.
We've thought about watching it for the trashiness but there's maybe a dog that dies in it, so fuck that. |
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"Clowns are great I scared the crap out of my town one year by spending a week over Halloween Just appearing in places with a sad face and shouting so much so it actually got in the local paper a few years back "
and that's why my daughter is scared to death of them. It may be funny to you,but not to the people you're scaring the crap out of. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ppl dressing up as clowns and jumping out on people where i live.if one of the twats does this to me they wil be getting punched sqaure in the face"
a lot of them have been carrying knives and stuff
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone remember Insane Clown Posse? I was into them as a toot 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUknpEJdl4never heard of it. And why clowns lol"
I have absolutely no idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One jumped out at me other day and grabbed my wrist so I floored him with my handbag his mates found it funny, he didn't apparently I was a "crazy bitch" for choosing to defend myself "
fair play to ya good girl
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why? What is the point in it, what's the cause? Has this country flipped or wot"
I think it started as promotion for a new horror film or something, it went viral and now every dumbass is doing it, but they're taking it too far with weapons and harassing kids |
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"Why? What is the point in it, what's the cause? Has this country flipped or wot
I think it started as promotion for a new horror film or something, it went viral and now every dumbass is doing it, but they're taking it too far with weapons and harassing kids "
They,ll always be idiots and this is a example of them in real life who have got nothing better to do with their time quite sad people really.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy......."
not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday
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"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday"
Ah! Yes! I specialise in kids parties. Adults too! Just putting it out there.
You'll die with laughter when you see my act....... |
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On a serious note though these idiots and this craze of dressing up is going to end in real tears. And not for the people they're scaring. Vigilantes, and the Police esp in America, will probably kill one before too long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday
Ah! Yes! I specialise in kids parties. Adults too! Just putting it out there.
You'll die with laughter when you see my act....... "
you will be there pinata |
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"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday
Ah! Yes! I specialise in kids parties. Adults too! Just putting it out there.
You'll die with laughter when you see my act....... you will be there pinata"
I can only offer you mediocre organs. I'll eat jelly babies and wine gums before hand. Got to give the little stick welding psychos some treats. |
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"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt "
Ah, I see it has caught on already. Saw quite a few videos on YouTube of this in America, like always monkey see, monkey do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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clowns are what the words says a joke pockets like a billy smarts circus tent, they are fools google it jesters king arthur had, they cant show a face to scared so they cover it simply look it up, |
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"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt "
I don't want to even think about what I would do to someone I caught doing this!
I'm a peaceful chap but this crosses the line! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin. "
Now I know what to do... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin.
Now I know what to do... "
That is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin.
Now I know what to do...
That is? "
It don't matter..it's gone.  |
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"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt
I don't want to even think about what I would do to someone I caught doing this!
I'm a peaceful chap but this crosses the line!"
Make them a cup of tantric tea perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was taking my grandkids t school and a guy dressed as a clown jumped out and thought I will scare this old man and his grand kids but what he dident know was I'm a canny hitter for my age so I knocked the fukka out cold I thought it was funny not sure how the clown saw it |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
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Not read the whole forum post,but I'm just not long on,but been hearing on the news about clown stuff but sort of confused...has something happened? But given its almost Halloween won't people be dressing up as clowns anyway...again not sure what's the problem with the clown story hence why enquiring |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not read the whole forum post,but I'm just not long on,but been hearing on the news about clown stuff but sort of confused...has something happened? But given its almost Halloween won't people be dressing up as clowns anyway...again not sure what's the problem with the clown story hence why enquiring "
It's not really to do with Halloween, just a social media trend that is over the top |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
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"Not read the whole forum post,but I'm just not long on,but been hearing on the news about clown stuff but sort of confused...has something happened? But given its almost Halloween won't people be dressing up as clowns anyway...again not sure what's the problem with the clown story hence why enquiring
It's not really to do with Halloween, just a social media trend that is over the top"
Ah okay. .yep I don't pay attention so much it seems |
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"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt
I don't want to even think about what I would do to someone I caught doing this!
I'm a peaceful chap but this crosses the line!
Make them a cup of tantric tea perhaps? "
Probably not...
If my son or step daughter was still at school and someone jumped out at them with a knife in a clown costume....I don't think I'd make them a cup of tea but each to their own |
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I watched the clip of Pennywise telling a joke in the library in It. Imagine being in the audience for Michael Macintyre's Live on my Christmas DVD Kerching and he introduces the first act, whose a comedian talking about emoticons or something and then he or she goes off and Pennywise comes on and tells that joke and then gives Macintryre a balloon and then eats Macintytre and no one else seems worried about this and then he looks directly at you and says "They all float down here...their heads are so empty" and starts eating the front row of the audience and you shit yourself and run out just as he gets to the bloke in front and there are bits of gore all over the tub of icecream the bloke was eating and as you escape into the daylight you see the clowns from Clowntown ripping apart a group of tourists from Colchester or somewhere, wiping their lips on their jackets, and you run and run and run and run and at one point you shit yourself again, and in the distance you heard Pennywise start to tell some more jokes, and they are better than Macintyre's.
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"I was taking my grandkids t school and a guy dressed as a clown jumped out and thought I will scare this old man and his grand kids but what he dident know was I'm a canny hitter for my age so I knocked the fukka out cold I thought it was funny not sure how the clown saw it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clowns are great I scared the crap out of my town one year by spending a week over Halloween Just appearing in places with a sad face and shouting so much so it actually got in the local paper a few years back "
But i wont be doing it again now its all gone this mad |
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