"I've had sex at festivals (of course) but they're seldom the most conducive of environments."
So have I, but when you're absolutely hammered it's all good dirty fun
More annoying though is when you haven't pulled, and you can hear some fucker in another tent going balls deep   |
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"Sounds smelly...
Tbf, I had 2 showers and a bath. I keep clean.
It's just not ideal
Yeah but I bet most of them don't... "
Catch people in the first couple of days before they get too stinky/fucked or aim for someone who works backstage and has better facilities.
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"I've had sex at festivals (of course) but they're seldom the most conducive of environments.
So have I, but when you're absolutely hammered it's all good dirty fun
More annoying though is when you haven't pulled, and you can hear some fucker in another tent going balls deep "
LOL
I heard my mate screwing his gf this year. I nearly died laughing, he's a shit shag.
And to think of all the grief he gave me commenting about how he heard me 'at work' that one time.
Just because I brought some trick back to his house and turned him out of his bedroom.
Honestly! Some people have NO manners |
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"I did 2 meets at G'bury last year and 3 the year before.
But it's all a bit grimey
Was the white suit involved though?"
Two different white suits.
That's the trick I like to pull - it's a shit shower and yet I somehow stride through the mud in pristine white
Tbf I got through 3 pair trousers, 2 shirts, the waistcoat has tears and the jacket needed 2 washes. But it looked good |
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"Five hours in the world's tiniest tent at Swingfields with Number One Chap (not the smallest gent ever built) was fun. "
Not at a festival. but just a camping holiday in the Lake District back in the 80's, my ex managed to break one of the carbon fiber poles to our tent 
There was ma mate, both of our g/f's and ma dog. It was fun squeezing us all into a 2 man tent for a night when she wanted a shag as well |
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"It's a bit sweaty or damp tho'"
This is why I don't get Swingfields bleugh...I cant imagine a least erotic environment...even a pub toilet would be preferable |
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