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The return of the National FAB Fantasy bus tour!
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Some of you may recall I started this a very long time ago and it was mentioned on a forum last night as being a fun memory.
So I thought I would bring it back in case anyone fancies climbing on board? (Ahem )
So basically this is an imaginary bus that tours the length and breath of the UK , where you can jump on to go and visit someone you have fancied on FAB for ages but will never meet because of the distance being too far. So it's a fantasy bus tour!
For example, I am known for my love of big muscular ripped guys but most seem to live up north and as I live in Kent, I am unlikely to get to meet them. So the imaginary bus tour allows me to jump on board and get a ticket to somewhere 200 miles away for a hot meet imaginary meet!
The catch? Well you have to tell the conductor WHO you are going to meet!
Loads of people actually planned real life meets the last time so you never know if your secret crush might make your sexy dreams come true!
OK? Off you go..... |
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"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!
No sweat..... back to my wine "
I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).
But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?
Mr ddc |
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"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation. 
Ooh, you're still around? Pity I've already blown my ticket...
Oh well shit happens and then we die
Ffs! "
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"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!
No sweat..... back to my wine
I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).
But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?
Mr ddc"
Oh dear . Have a bit of fun. When I did it, of course people named names! It's just a compliment to someone they admire from afar. If people feel uncomfortable then don't play! Very easy! |
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"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!
No sweat..... back to my wine
I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).
But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?
Mr ddc
Oh dear . Have a bit of fun. When I did it, of course people named names! It's just a compliment to someone they admire from afar. If people feel uncomfortable then don't play! Very easy! "
Maybe you called it something else? I could bump them all if you like?
Maybe I'm growing bored of people harking back to the good old days when things were so much better.
Oh, And moaning about the newbies filling up threads with incessant to-ing and fro-ing.
But don't worry, I've already been berated by one Forum Famous person today for having a contrary opinion.
That didn't bother me much either... |
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over a year ago
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"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!"
Sounds like at the moment it's a direct trip from mine... should be there in no time! |
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Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out  "
You have a rubber dinghy? 
That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"
"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "
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Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out
You have a rubber dinghy?
That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"
"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "
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I don't think the River Derwent is wide enough to accommodate such a vessel |
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Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out
You have a rubber dinghy?
That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"
"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "
I don't think the River Derwent is wide enough to accommodate such a vessel "
It was the big hill at the end that I was most worried about! |
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"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!
No sweat..... back to my wine
I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).
But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?
Mr ddc
Oh dear . Have a bit of fun. When I did it, of course people named names! It's just a compliment to someone they admire from afar. If people feel uncomfortable then don't play! Very easy!
Maybe you called it something else? I could bump them all if you like?
Maybe I'm growing bored of people harking back to the good old days when things were so much better.
Oh, And moaning about the newbies filling up threads with incessant to-ing and fro-ing.
But don't worry, I've already been berated by one Forum Famous person today for having a contrary opinion.
That didn't bother me much either... "
Jesus! I would hate to see you in a bad mood! |
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"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!"
Cor I wouldn't mind a round trip to pick you up! I can't guarantee I would let you leave though! |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!
Cor I wouldn't mind a round trip to pick you up! I can't guarantee I would let you leave though! "
I'm sure I could be convinced to stick around  |
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"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!
Cor I wouldn't mind a round trip to pick you up! I can't guarantee I would let you leave though!
I'm sure I could be convinced to stick around "
Bus driver! I am kidnapping this one! |
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Also need a trip across the Irish Sea for a recently returned fabster, though I suppose we'd better detour to pick up Number One Chap first as he's a little keen on her too. |
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I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I'll be clocking up some serious miles ... I'd need a season ticket..
Northampton would be my first stop to see a miss lick... If we continue south there's a few I'd like to meet funky soul being one in Kent, Op if the like to hop on board as well, along into Hampshire and the south coast picking up as we go along .... Wales has some beautiful ladies to match it's wonderful scenery .. through the northwest then into Scotland .. I've a few in the northeast I'd like to hop on board .... I think I need a bigger bus |
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"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??
I'll have the kettle on "
Do you supply nibbles too? |
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"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??
I'll have the kettle on
Do you supply nibbles too? "
Sure I'll find something you can sink your teeth into |
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"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??
I'll have the kettle on
Do you supply nibbles too?
Sure I'll find something you can sink your teeth into "
Your hospitality knows no bounds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on peeps sing along....
The wheels on the bus go round and round....  "
Round and round ...the wheels on the bus go round and and round all day long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on peeps sing along....
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
Round and round ...the wheels on the bus go round and and round all day long "
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
All day long ..  |
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"Come on peeps sing along....
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
Round and round ...the wheels on the bus go round and and round all day long
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
All day long .. "
Hey i know that song to
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Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out
You have a rubber dinghy?
That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"
"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "
I don't think the River Derwent is wide enough to accommodate such a vessel
It was the big hill at the end that I was most worried about! "
Ah well they can always get off and push, they roll cheese down hills in some parts of the country apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Please OP Conductor, please could we get the ferry to Ireland, I'd love to visit Boldgirl, and it'll save the airfares and help lower pollution and save the polar bears.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Please can the bus stop at Stonehenge? I'll be stood on the A303 thumbing a lift, tits out with a big smile of excitement. I also need a round trip as lots of meets to fit in on the way.
Bagsy the back seat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh I think I'll need one of those round the UK tickets please....with extra long stop offs in East Mids, Oop Norf, Bath oh and if its not too busy down there, the South West please...! |
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