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Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? |
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"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "
Not until now, maybe I should name it like a pet, I'll call it tear drop  |
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It has a dream to go out to sea. It got d*unk once. Passed out of the body as urine and flushed down the toilet. It thought it's dream had come true until it wound up in a sewage treatment plant where it underwent horrific conditions. It lost track of time. Everything went dark. It lost its sense of worth as a molecule. It so wanted to be a part of something big.
Time passed. Nobody knows how long. It started moving and everything went dark again. It shot out of a tap at such a pace that it got dizzy and splashed around a bit.
It looked around. Saw a familiar crack of light from above. A triangle with three plastic bars across it. The molecule's worst fear had been realised.
It was back in a kettle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?"
I put the milk in last |
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
I put the milk in last"
He fell for it!
None is the correct answer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
I put the milk in last
He fell for it!
None is the correct answer "
Not when I make the tea, I never stated my method was the correct way, just my way  |
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
I put the milk in last
Wrong. It was a trick question.
Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion? "
Oh you're good lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?"
Depends if made in a pot or cup.
Pot. Milk first.
Cup. Milk last.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
I put the milk in last
He fell for it!
None is the correct answer
Not when I make the tea, I never stated my method was the correct way, just my way "
*goes off to check wording*........................................................shit, he's right 
It's still not right though i tells thee |
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
I put the milk in last"
Wrong. It was a trick question.
Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion?
Fuck sake. Fat thumbs. Accidentally deleted my post 
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
Depends if made in a pot or cup.
Pot. Milk first.
Cup. Milk last.
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You can't call yourself a professional if you put milk in your tea. Gross. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules 
You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ? "
But what have the molecules ever do TO you? |
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By *uffyMan
over a year ago
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"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "
Nice thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules
You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?
Fuck all. Tiny bastards!! "
exactly. Death to molecules |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules
You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?
But what have the molecules ever do TO you?"
lived rent free in my kettle for years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows
to empty the kettle every time.
Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?
Depends if made in a pot or cup.
Pot. Milk first.
Cup. Milk last.
You can't call yourself a professional if you put milk in your tea. Gross. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules
You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?
But what have the molecules ever do TO you? lived rent free in my kettle for years "
*tweaks nose* be nice |
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Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? |
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "
You need a hobby
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "
Sweetie, are you high? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules
You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?
Fuck all. Tiny bastards!! exactly. Death to molecules "
And those little atom pals of theirs!! |
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?
You need a hobby "
I have a hobby. See post below yours for more info |
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?
Sweetie, are you high?"
Was just about to ask the same question |
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "
As we're approximately 60% water you can guarantee some of it has been in someone elses's poo. It might have even been in William Shakespeare's poo at some point in it's existence. |
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?
As we're approximately 60% water you can guarantee some of it has been in someone elses's poo. It might have even been in William Shakespeare's poo at some point in it's existence."
I want mine to have been in Patrick Swayze's poo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion?
It tastes better?.......and I'm not a pretentious twat?
Are you calling me a pretentious twat? Or are you making an irrelevant comment? "
Yes.  |
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"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "
Maybe Lee Smolin's book on time would help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "
. Can i have some of what youre smoking plzzz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules
You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?
Fuck all. Tiny bastards!! exactly. Death to molecules "
Boil the little bastards I say!! Lol |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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Have you ever considered that the water molecule doesn't actually exist and that all we believe is just dream of a speck of dust in another dimension?
As for tea.. That seems like a waste of good water and cow juice, if you decide whether you are going to add or not.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea anyone?
Only if you're making it... Im not professional enough it seems
If you bring me some water I'll make some. I have a kettle but not enough water and I don't want to go inside "
On my way
Put the kettle on.... er, the floor |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "
Probably thinks its a single guy on Fab
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Where else does matter come from? "
Stardust (or cosmic dust) is matter left over from the formation of stars and/or matter that has been expelled from stars during their lifetime.
All matter (including the matter that coalesced to form the stars) originated from the big bang.
So whilst all the matter that comprises stars originated from the big bang, not all the matter in the universe originates from stars.
Just thought I'd clear that one up
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "
Or perhaps if said molecule has passed through at an earlier date and returned |
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"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "
Every morning sigh.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weirdly I sort of had and swilled the kettle out big time yesterday to make sure all the water was fresh "
But did you get every....single....molecule? |
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