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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Double dare you to change your status to the below. Whatever month of the year you were born that's your status. No revealing to private messages why you put the status until the 24 hours are up!!
January: 'Oops I did it again #Chlamydia'
February: 'Ops booked to become a REAL lady'
March: 'Just found out a g-spot isn't where Snoop Dogg hangs out'
April: 'Shiny new Gimp Mask has just arrived'
May: 'The only thing about phone sex is that I might get the sim card lost up there'
June: 'Wanted: 7 dwarves and a haggard older woman for elaborate role play'
July: 'So what... my cousin isn't illegal!'
August: 'Say what they want about Trump... I'd do him'
September: 'won the postcode lottery now I can have that enlargement I've always wanted'
October: 'That awkward moment when they walk in on you and you're dressed as Harry Potter'
November: 'If my hole is a goal I hope Wayne Rooney is the penalty taker'
December: 'Sorry Santa's not cummin this year. I well and truly emptied his sack last time round' |
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Harry Potter!!!! 
