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Could all the nut jobs and time wasters please post here?
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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago
Clacton on sea, Essex |
"Just to help us out n' all.
Make yourselves known, bask in your innate abilities to confound and confuse others, and relax in good/bad company.
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Ain't going to get any more crazier than us...we do warn people first lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't reply to most of my inbox so I'm a timewaster. I also can't eat cold food that should be hot. Total nutjob.
I love cold pizza.....yum!"
I like cold Chinese takeaway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nut job seems a bit of a stretch. I much prefer oddball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuStsFW4EmQ
The All-American hero, right?"
What's with the negative waves?
Actually very fitting for me.  |
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"This thread should be full by now. 
Glad you could make it
No problem, thanks for the invite. "
You don;t have to class yourself as either, strictly speaking, but feel free to mingle - canapés, fake ID's and made up phone numbers on the left... personality disorders on the right.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to help us out n' all.
Make yourselves known, bask in your innate abilities to confound and confuse others, and relax in good/bad company.
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*Waves.....
**wipes dribble from chin.
***goes back to pointing at the grass and giggling |
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"Just to help us out n' all.
Make yourselves known, bask in your innate abilities to confound and confuse others, and relax in good/bad company.
*Waves.....
**wipes dribble from chin.
***goes back to pointing at the grass and giggling"
Did you fill your nappy, Markoh?
Hmm? Need a quick change? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread should be full by now.
Glad you could make it
No problem, thanks for the invite.
You don;t have to class yourself as either, strictly speaking, but feel free to mingle - canapés, fake ID's and made up phone numbers on the left... personality disorders on the right.
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*checks round to see who's looking and then goes right* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't reply to most of my inbox so I'm a timewaster. I also can't eat cold food that should be hot. Total nutjob.
I love cold pizza.....yum!
I like cold Chinese takeaway "
I prefer mine hot  |
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"This thread should be full by now.
Glad you could make it
No problem, thanks for the invite.
You don;t have to class yourself as either, strictly speaking, but feel free to mingle - canapés, fake ID's and made up phone numbers on the left... personality disorders on the right.
*checks round to see who's looking and then goes right*"
. Mrs blue eyes also checks round to see who's looking and follows lib, unfortunately she hasn't read the signs |
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"Being in bonnie Scotland I'm more of a radge than a nut job...just a wee bit radge though...in the best possible way of course!  "
Just stand in the corner, bare chested. Keep your mouth shut and look mysterious, ok? |
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Anyway ive decided, when i meet knew people they have to be armed with a certifate to say they are nuts. Its not those people i need to worry about its the ones that arnt certified i do need to worry about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread should be full by now.
Glad you could make it
No problem, thanks for the invite.
You don;t have to class yourself as either, strictly speaking, but feel free to mingle - canapés, fake ID's and made up phone numbers on the left... personality disorders on the right.
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OK, but I hate queues, drives me nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'No great mind has ever existed, without a touch of madness' - Arisotle
Where have I heard that before...?
Have you been reading Aristotle?
Maybe that was it - my short-term memory is *fucked* "
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"Is a loon the same as a nut job cos if so; here, present and correct.
As for time wasting, well I tend to do a lot of that on the forums.. Maybe a little too much."
*inspects caller's card*
The "the Boris Johnson nursing home for the criminally insane"?
Very well...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh this sounds like my kind of people!
*pulls up a chair and starts people watching*
Anyone get the feeling they're being watched.  "
I'm watching you the hardest Mr H!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being in bonnie Scotland I'm more of a radge than a nut job...just a wee bit radge though...in the best possible way of course!
Just stand in the corner, bare chested. Keep your mouth shut and look mysterious, ok?"
*puffs up pigeon chest!* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told many times that I'm a nut job but I'm trying real hard to be the cool cucumber, I don't know where I belong?"
everyone is crazy, don't worry about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA36wU4jgj4"
i see your crazy and counter with 'i'm not a nutjob'...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH77e1LOWcA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh this sounds like my kind of people!
*pulls up a chair and starts people watching*
Anyone get the feeling they're being watched.
I'm watching you the hardest Mr H!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY |
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU"
Ohhh! I like you, you can stay!
*jumps up and down excitedly clapping hands* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU"
Ah, now that is up there with the Mysterious Cities of Gold tune for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must be a time waster. I don't answer every message, don't meet every man I get talking to and worse than that also sometimes when I'm meant to be getting ready to go somewhere I get distracted, go on Facebook, IG, cuddle the dog and other stuff. I'm terrible. |
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
Ah, now that is up there with the Mysterious Cities of Gold tune for me "
Good man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
Ah, now that is up there with the Mysterious Cities of Gold tune for me
Good man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw"
Dammit Joe! I deliberately resisted going there looking that up! I now have two of the most catchy tunes of my youth bouncing around in my skull! |
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
Ah, now that is up there with the Mysterious Cities of Gold tune for me
Good man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw
Dammit Joe! I deliberately resisted going there looking that up! I now have two of the most catchy tunes of my youth bouncing around in my skull! "
Tee hee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
Ah, now that is up there with the Mysterious Cities of Gold tune for me
Good man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw
Dammit Joe! I deliberately resisted going there looking that up! I now have two of the most catchy tunes of my youth bouncing around in my skull!
Tee hee! "
oh lordy me too now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beta Band - Round the bend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIOQom0nPo
Round The Twist Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
Ah, now that is up there with the Mysterious Cities of Gold tune for me
Good man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ki99YBVKyw
Dammit Joe! I deliberately resisted going there looking that up! I now have two of the most catchy tunes of my youth bouncing around in my skull!
Tee hee!
oh lordy me too now!"
Well that's it! No chance of any horny thoughts getting past this impenetrable wall of eighties and nineties reverie that I am now lost in! May as well succumb totally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"more of an eccentric here....
Isn't that the declension of the verb "to be mad"?
I'm an individual
You are eccentric
He/she is mad
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I disagree.
You would but you're mad.
Objection overruled.
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Sustained.
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