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 just for fun Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Use by 4pm" . I like it | |||
"May contain Nuts ". Feckin defininately | |||
"This bitch bites ! ". Hard I hope  | |||
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"In case of emergency break open the whiskey. " . Crikey  | |||
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""Sticky"" . Oh really  | |||
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"Do not disturb" . Aww ok then | |||
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"Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril " . Why whatcha gonna do | |||
"I'd like to think it would be "Warning - High Magnetism", but I suspect it would be "Now Wash Your Hands"
Mr ddc". Ooh I'll bet your super magnetic, mr ddc | |||
"Warning ...here comes trouble ". Feckin too right | |||
"Warning...may cause drowsiness" . Wrong label missy | |||
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"Press button/s to turn on ". Ooh hope you don't have an off button | |||
"Slippery when wet ". I'll watch I don't slip too hard | |||
"Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril . Why whatcha gonna do "Come and wake me up in the morning there's nothing like seeing to believe | |||
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"NO REFUNDS" . Lib, we wouldn't want a refund | |||
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"Danger maybe explosive!" . Crikey, scared now | |||
"Volatile when shaken ". Ok, people be careful | |||
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"After taking lie down in a darkened room for a couple of hours. ". Ohh er mrs | |||
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""Sticky". Oh really "Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)) | |||
"Dispose of carefully ". Very carefully | |||
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"Light the blue touch paper and stand back. " . Excited | |||
"Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril . Why whatcha gonna do
Come and wake me up in the morning there's nothing like seeing to believe ". Smooth mr, very smooth | |||
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"warning highly addictive ". I can well believe it | |||
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"Danger - Things may rise when touched ". Oh really | |||
"Sorry for anything he may say without putting brain into gear" . Tee hee, I'm sure he'd be forgiven | |||
"If asleep, approach with caution, or tea, preferably both!" . Will keep in mind | |||
"Made in England" . | |||
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"Do not feed after midnight." . Ooh I think I can manage that | |||
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""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition))". Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone? | |||
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"pull the cord on my back for three different sayings ''feck you'' ''feed me seymour'' ''wheres my drink cunt''" . Oops cord just snapped | |||
"My usual " C*ntains strong language | |||
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"It would say BEWARE DIVA MOMENTS" . We all love a diva | |||
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"Wide load" . Wrong label, you need, feckin sexy devil | |||
"Warning: approach with caution, this person has not reached sufficient caffine levels for person to person contact yet" . Ducky noted | |||
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"Dispose of responsibly" . I think I can find a little cupboard to keep you in | |||
"pull the cord on my back for three different sayings ''feck you'' ''feed me seymour'' ''wheres my drink cunt''. Oops cord just snapped "that wasn't the cord!  you evil sod | |||
"CAUTION: WIDE LOAD" . Wrong label, caution sexy minx inside, is the right one | |||
"My usual " . Ah, ok | |||
"My usual C*ntains strong language " . I knew that | |||
"Redhead...approach with caution ". You forgot sexy before redhead | |||
"Don't leave the cookie jar out" . Ha, a girl after my own heart | |||
"Walking disaster. ". Ah miss p, you're not | |||
"Caution: Men at Work ". I love it | |||
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"pull the cord on my back for three different sayings ''feck you'' ''feed me seymour'' ''wheres my drink cunt''. Oops cord just snapped
that wasn't the cord! you evil sod" | |||
""Looks better from a distance"" . Looks feckin amazing wherever you are | |||
""Danger - compressed gas!" Parp! ". Someone pass me a gasmask | |||
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"Causes allergic reactions May leak on your bed Makes adorable babies ?" . Let's go for adorable babies, I like that | |||
"Plis look after this bear.thank you Oh wrong label. .. Light and retreat to a safe distance of 25m" . Aww I like the bear one | |||
"Caution - Hot Surface" . Ooh really | |||
"Wide load. Wrong label, you need, feckin sexy devil "Aww, thanks. Both are true! | |||
"Enter with caution ". Feckin not kidding | |||
""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?"Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU.... | |||
"Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5" . Quick guys, no filters, jeez, get ready for the site to crash | |||
"Not what it says on the tin! Aim low! ". How low? Cos if it's feet I'm outta here | |||
"Wide load. Wrong label, you need, feckin sexy devil
Aww, thanks. Both are true! ". Never, now screw up the wide load one | |||
"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart "Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes | |||
""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?
Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU.... ". Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly | |||
"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart "Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes | |||
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"Enter with caution . Feckin not kidding "Ha Ha you havent inhabited me | |||
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"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart
Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes ". Ha, omg, I can't believe it, can't believe it, if you could see me smiling now | |||
"Warning label!!! What would it say? just for fun Mrs blue eyes "Please be advised I'm a ball of chaos. | |||
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"Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5. Quick guys, no filters, jeez, get ready for the site to crash "Haha. I don't have a filter on fab. Although I'm talking about my verbal filter. Sometimes I just don't know when to keep quiet! | |||
""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?
Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU.... . Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly "Mwah..... I'm out....
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"May bite back " . Eek I'll be careful | |||
"Warning label!!! What would it say? just for fun Mrs blue eyes
Please be advised I'm a ball of chaos.". Good chaos though | |||
"Warning: may cause spillage" . Ooh good spillage though | |||
"Bring an umbrella !" . Is it gonna start raining men | |||
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"Sarcastic as standard for mr Lincs If in doubt open wine ,for puk" . | |||
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"Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5. Quick guys, no filters, jeez, get ready for the site to crash
Haha. I don't have a filter on fab. Although I'm talking about my verbal filter. Sometimes I just don't know when to keep quiet! ". I think pauly90 has some fruit pastilles that can help | |||
"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart
Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes . Ha, omg, I can't believe it, can't believe it, if you could see me smiling now "Mwah | |||
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""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?
Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU.... . Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly
Mwah..... I'm out....
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"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart
Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes . Ha, omg, I can't believe it, can't believe it, if you could see me smiling now
Mwah". Mwah, right back at you, still smiling here | |||
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"Warning: may cause spillage. Ooh good spillage though "Of course.... and I clean up too | |||
"WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance " okey dokey, shall be careful with the bullshit | |||
"Contains strong language " . Surely not | |||
"Volatile substance - handle with care "ooh frisky, I can well believe it | |||
""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?
Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU.... . Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly
Mwah..... I'm out....
. I'm sorry, too much "Er hello; single guy (check), swinger (check) over 40 (check); it was always going to get messy before you got going | |||
"WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance okey dokey, shall be careful with the bullshit "Much appreciated | |||
"Caution: Small loose parts." . I can help you find them | |||
"FRAGILE ". Aww, I'll be careful | |||
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"Warning: may cause spillage. Ooh good spillage though
Of course.... and I clean up too ". I'm on my way | |||
""Sticky". Oh really
Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?
Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU.... . Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly
Mwah..... I'm out....
. I'm sorry, too much
Er hello; single guy (check), swinger (check) over 40 (check); it was always going to get messy before you got going ". Yeah, I guess | |||
"WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance okey dokey, shall be careful with the bullshit
Much appreciated " | |||
"Insert here and hold on for the ride "erm, and what am I holding? | |||
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"Choking hazard. " . I'll take my chances | |||
"Don't do it" . And why not? | |||
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"Warning...may cause drowsiness" Please help I need to get some sleep. I think you could provide the most fun way to achieve it. | |||
"Caution, sharp edges. Please wait...caffeine loading " . Plenty of patience here, do you poke with those sharp edges | |||
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"Product made from natural fibres. Occasional flaws in the fabric add to the design character of this unique piece. Hand wash only. " . I'll Handwish very gently | |||
"Caution this irish man has kissed the Blarney stone." . Feckin hope caution is in big letters, can't be doing with sprigs at my time of life | |||
"Caution this irish man has kissed the Blarney stone.. Feckin hope caution is in big letters, can't be doing with sprigs at my time of life ". Sprogs people, sprogs  | |||
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"Warning gets naked in ten minutes ". Ooh I like it | |||
"Warning gets naked in ten minutes . Ooh I like it " | |||
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"Caution may irritate eyes ". It's ok ladies, don't panic, I have eye baths to hand out | |||
"Caution may irritate eyes . It's ok ladies, don't panic, I have eye baths to hand out "Good to go then mcduck it's hunting season | |||
