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This is an odd request, but...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm looking for someone to eat whipped cream off me whilst my man friend occupies me in another way, as he doesn't like whipped cream, even when my naked flesh is involved 
That is literally it.
*disclaimer - this is 100% a piss take unless someone exceptional applies  * |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In what other way will your man friend be occupying you and will there be fresh figs grilled with honey to go with the cream. Oh and can you make it mascarpone?"
Hmm. Maybe strawberries but he's quite foodie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for someone to eat whipped cream off me whilst my man friend occupies me in another way, as he doesn't like whipped cream, even when my naked flesh is involved
That is literally it.
*disclaimer - this is 100% a piss take unless someone exceptional applies *"
Define exceptional
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would so be up for that.... I luuurve whipped cream. Can you add hundreds n thousands and a bit of custard too?  "
I fear that you're trifling with the young lady
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Define exceptional
Beard"
Whenever I see this phrase I always take it to mean "Not you, baldy".
OP: Hats off to your friend for being so honest. I can't eat when I'm turned on either.
I *may* once have completely covered Mrs ddc in strawberry yoghurt before discovering this fact... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm looking for someone to eat whipped cream off me whilst my man friend occupies me in another way, as he doesn't like whipped cream, even when my naked flesh is involved
That is literally it.
*disclaimer - this is 100% a piss take unless someone exceptional applies *"
Is he a puppeteer? Is that how he's planning on occupying you?
If so we would put up with the disgusting task of licking cream from your naked body just to watch a good puppet show 
*disclaimer- can't possibly imagine it being disgusting * |
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Is he a puppeteer? Is that how he's planning on occupying you?
If so we would put up with the disgusting task of licking cream from your naked body just to watch a good puppet show "
That actually sounds quite fun.
I'm off to shove my hand up Mrs ddc's foof and practise throwing my voice...
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Is he a puppeteer? Is that how he's planning on occupying you?
If so we would put up with the disgusting task of licking cream from your naked body just to watch a good puppet show
That actually sounds quite fun.
I'm off to shove my hand up Mrs ddc's foof and practise throwing my voice...
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