The fab tape measure

By *urvymama OP Woman over a year ago

Doncaster

You know that miraculous device that gives guys magical extra inches is a wonderful thing.

I'm just wondering does the same company produce magic scales take takes stones off as well as I could really use one

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure about that but I hear they do also make the lenses that make tubby fellas think they're 'athletic'

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you need to ask Sky or Lynx

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it like the little red lines in the rear parking camera on my car?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can of lynx

Or even a remote control

By *urvymama OP Woman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Not sure about that but I hear they do also make the lenses that make tubby fellas think they're 'athletic'

Think it would be quite expensive to invest in those glasses for everyone I know

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't measure it's just how it looks in a lady's hand

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must have a browse through the guys sometime... Weigh up the competition

By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I don't measure it's just how it looks in a lady's hand "

That's why I like women with small hands..