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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg! 
I thought sex was supposed to be fun.  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
fuck me scarlet your on form this weekend  |
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THink it depends on the individuals type of sense of humour
What is funny to you won't be to someone else, so that doesn't necessarily make them a miserable sod just makes them as individual as you are |
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
Fun!? Nobody told me that...damn.
I think lots of people are too concerned with how other people do things and it causes unnecessary stress  |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
See, not all of us.  |
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
Do you mean people on here or people in real life ... ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun.
Fun!? Nobody told me that...damn.
I think lots of people are too concerned with how other people do things and it causes unnecessary stress "
thought sex was the release of stress |
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun.
Fun!? Nobody told me that...damn.
I think lots of people are too concerned with how other people do things and it causes unnecessary stress thought sex was the release of stress "
Me too  |
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Its probably more down to the child school playground humour people post in the forums.
Like the kiss chase antics and begging for compliments from long time forum users.
Everyone ive ever met from swinging sites has been a bundle of laughs.
Maybe its just your humour that sucks??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they haven't met me 
or possible they have
You haven't met me. You prove my theory "
I have...and I'm pretty chipper so yeah, their might be something in your theory...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
Fun whats fun.. I am a grumpy git |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"It's because none of us are getting sex "
Speak for yourself
I just haven't got the energy to fuck H everyday & make the effort to be fun on here, so I save my funness for those that can look past the posts & actually meet us.
Don't stress it, just go fuck someone
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's because none of us are getting sex "
This applies to me for sure. I'm utterly joyous when i've had a good seeing to!
Till the novelty of having sex again wears off anyway |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I had a shitty message off the back of one of my status updates from a guy. I told him most of my updates are fun and tongue in cheek and if he didn't like them not to bloody well look!!! |
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Because many swingers ( a silly and redundant term nowadays) think that they are part of some special elite part of society .
And take themselves far too seriously
( and probably aren't getting much sex)
Lighten up guys; it's just fucking. Not rocket science. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I had a shitty message off the back of one of my status updates from a guy. I told him most of my updates are fun and tongue in cheek and if he didn't like them not to bloody well look!!! "
ah bless him bet he wished he had kept his silly childish mouth shut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because many swingers ( a silly and redundant term nowadays) think that they are part of some special elite part of society .
And take themselves far too seriously
( and probably aren't getting much sex)
Lighten up guys; it's just fucking. Not rocket science."
Hang on, it may not be rocket science, but it ain't just fucking. There's an art to good sex, and I am an artiste! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
You've noticed too
I don't think it's swingers at such I think it's swingers on the internet
People I meet in real life do not reflect at lot of people on here, most just love to prove you wrong, put you down etc yet I have never come across that in real life
Maybe it's the internet that turns people into twats not swinging |
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun.
You've noticed too
I don't think it's swingers at such I think it's swingers on the internet
People I meet in real life do not reflect at lot of people on here, most just love to prove you wrong, put you down etc yet I have never come across that in real life
Maybe it's the internet that turns people into twats not swinging "
I am nothing like who I am here in real life ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab is a place for a myriad of people; some of them are a little "damaged" and probably shouldn't be having NSA sex with random people; but ho to the hum.
Unhappiness can be prevented on fab (as most of the consternation and upset seems to revolve around a complete inability to use filters or quite ridiculously high sense of entitlement); yet some people seem to delight in unhappiness and share that around, their choice, my block list (although I never use it, but I could therefore prevent unhappiness, but it doesn't make me unhappy.....ever started a sentence that wasn't going anywhere....)).
Over the last few days in my area there have been status wars; its quite 'swing mood" destroying to see so much angst; but in a way it is good for those of us that use the notes section
Anyway; in the by now eponymous words of Mrs SB; fancy a fuck? after all; isn't that why we are here? (Oh i will be slaughtered for that) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because they haven't met me
or possible they have
You haven't met me. You prove my theory
I have...and I'm pretty chipper so yeah, their might be something in your theory......"
See, I knew I was right |
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"Fab is a place for a myriad of people; some of them are a little "damaged" and probably shouldn't be having NSA sex with random people; but ho to the hum.
Unhappiness can be prevented on fab (as most of the consternation and upset seems to revolve around a complete inability to use filters or quite ridiculously high sense of entitlement); yet some people seem to delight in unhappiness and share that around, their choice, my block list (although I never use it, but I could therefore prevent unhappiness, but it doesn't make me unhappy.....ever started a sentence that wasn't going anywhere....)).
Over the last few days in my area there have been status wars; its quite 'swing mood" destroying to see so much angst; but in a way it is good for those of us that use the notes section
Anyway; in the by now eponymous words of Mrs SB; fancy a fuck? after all; isn't that why we are here? (Oh i will be slaughtered for that)"
We aren't on here for a fuck, but I wouldn't slaughter you. More to the point, and endorsing what you are saying, some people spend too much time here and their whole lives are wrapped up in it ... not a good look. |
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I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
Fuck me, a sense of humour? 
That's the trouble with the women on here: always setting unreasonable targets.
I'm still getting to grips with the fact that everyone on here isn't a liberal hippy and don't all share my _iews on politics, religion, race and biscuits.
Who knew?
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
100% agree.
Most of my post's which aren't serious are a piss take and if I'm not taking the piss I'm being serious!  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun.
100% agree.
Most of my post's which aren't serious are a piss take and if I'm not taking the piss I'm being serious! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
On fab? Or in general? |
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun. "
I object to you calling me a swinger and I'm outraged that you have the ordacity to assume that I am miserable!!
How very presumptuous! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!
I thought sex was supposed to be fun.
100% agree.
Most of my post's which aren't serious are a piss take and if I'm not taking the piss I'm being serious! "
Ditto. |
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