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It's GentlemanBen's birthday soon, and ladies here is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's my birthday in 2 weeks. I am thinking of inviting 12 of the most most fabulous FAB ladies for an evening of debauchery. So...
1. Who would like an invite?
2. What would you bring to the party?
Ben 
*This is for fun only. The more outrageous the suggestions the better* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn why didn't I think of this 
Your birthday as well? Happy birthday
Just gone. Was the 29th and still waiting for my knickers in the post  "
Well you didn't bloody ask! 
Also it's my real birthday next weekend...what am I getting?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list? 
Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune. 
Why?"
Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?
Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.
Why?
Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity. "
Oh of course! I forgot about that! How much did you raise? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?
Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.
Why?
Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity.
Oh of course! I forgot about that! How much did you raise?"
Around £100. Some if it went to the RSPCA as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So what would I bring to the party.......
A pre party.....
Prep for your party.......
I would give you a Japanese bath......
It's my gift to you.....
And at the party.....I would bring lemmingtons, an acruba and perhaps smash your back out....giggle....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get 
Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration? "
What an excellent idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?
Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.
Why?
Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity.
Oh of course! I forgot about that! How much did you raise?
Around £100. Some if it went to the RSPCA as well! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get
Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration? "
FAB idea. Birthday Orgy??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get
Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?
FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???"
No boys allowed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was invited I'd bring some men with me.
1 guy amongst 12 woman, way too much of a fanny fest for my liking
*guaranteed my invite gets lost in the post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was invited I'd bring some men with me.
1 guy amongst 12 woman, way too much of a fanny fest for my liking
*guaranteed my invite gets lost in the post "
Awww, you can join mine - but which men?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
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Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
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I do, BBQ'd. Although the drumsticks are a little filling |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it "
Has he got a gate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get
Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?
FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???
No boys allowed "
I want to be like the queen and have 2 birthdays! One with the boys and one with allll the ladies! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it
Has he got a gate?"
Yes. It swings both ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get
Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?
FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???
No boys allowed
I want to be like the queen and have 2 birthdays! One with the boys and one with allll the ladies! "
An even better idea! Two joint ones, one on your birthday & one on mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it
Has he got a gate?"
Hmmm...back door entry? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either....."
Bad Nanna, you and me with your men then? Nanna's either just had a birthday or it's coming up and I haven't had one for at least a month. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either....."
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
Bad Nanna, you and me with your men then? Nanna's either just had a birthday or it's coming up and I haven't had one for at least a month. "
It's very soon. I need men and an inflatable giraffe before I get really old. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down?? "
OK, you 3 are in. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??
OK, you 3 are in. "
Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??
OK, you 3 are in.
Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.
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Sounds like a cunning plan to me |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??
OK, you 3 are in.
Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.
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Count me in. I'm good at inflating things. And I have gaffer tape in case of a giraffe puncture. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party."
It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??
OK, you 3 are in.
Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.
Count me in. I'm good at inflating things. And I have giraffer tape in case of a giraffe puncture. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want my knickers?
He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.
Doesn't want my men either.....
You're bringing men?
Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??
OK, you 3 are in.
Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.
Count me in. I'm good at inflating things. And I have gaffer tape in case of a giraffe puncture. "
Great. You can blow the giraffe, I'll dress it in my big knickers, Lickety and Roxi can get it in Ben's back door. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.
It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down."
Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.
Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.
It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.
Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.
Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.
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I'm babysitting for my birthday weekend. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.
It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.
Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.
Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.
I'm babysitting for my birthday weekend."
Your children have a sense of humour.
It doesn't have to be your birthday. There's at least three others on this thread.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.
It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.
Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.
Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.
I'm babysitting for my birthday weekend.
Your children have a sense of humour.
It doesn't have to be your birthday. There's at least three others on this thread.
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They have something important to attend. |
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