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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger me, am I first one here..
Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am."
With this barmaid you probably won't get much company either! |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Bugger me, am I first one here..
Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am.
With this barmaid you probably won't get much company either!"
So is that a vote I can count on? For the World's Best Barmaid' competition? |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request! "
Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request!
Vodka & over here please and one for yourself. "
Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka  |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request!
Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.
Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka "
In that case help yourself to another!  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request!
Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.
Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka
In that case help yourself to another! "
You trying to get me d*unk?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please
Oooooh now theres an idea 
Can I change my order to one of those please?"
It's delicious I go through a bottle in a couple of days but only in my coffee's  |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request!
Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.
Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka
In that case help yourself to another!
You trying to get me d*unk?!? "
As if, I'm not like that at all.  |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request! "
Can we skip the drink and have the barmaid instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger me, am I first one here..
Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am.
It's gotta be done. I shall squeeze them with my own hands "
What's going on?, struggled to get you to open a carton of juice last shift you did! Was it a holiday or a finishing school you went to in the Canaries? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please
Oooooh now theres an idea
Can I change my order to one of those please?
It's delicious I go through a bottle in a couple of days but only in my coffee's "
Aah the things you can use baileys for I had forgotten how useful a bottle or 2 is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please
Oooooh now theres an idea
Can I change my order to one of those please?
It's delicious I go through a
bottle in a couple of days but only in my coffee's
Aah the things you can use baileys for I had forgotten how useful a bottle or 2 is "
Well I know what you can use the Baileys for but not sure about the bottles hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey "
Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same |
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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey
Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same "
I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey
Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same
I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive. "
Ooo how exciting hold on isn't she standing right next to me though  |
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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey
Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same
I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive.
Ooo how exciting hold on isn't she standing right next to me though "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey
Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same
I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive.
Ooo how exciting hold on isn't she standing right next to me though
No "
She should be by now don't tell me she's another one that's rejected me  |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
london |
I just had a grand marnier,drambuie, amaretto, and baileys, with milk, on the rocks. Could've done with some drambuie.
Before that it was a bloody Mary using Hendricks, a splash of merlot, a 1/4 of Guinness, with coriander, cucumber , 2 squeezes of lemon, tobacco and Worcestershire sauce.
Bar work is fun |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
london |
I just had a grand marnier,drambuie, amaretto, and baileys, with milk, on the rocks. Could've done with some kahlua
Before that it was a bloody Mary using Hendricks, a splash of merlot, a 1/4 of Guinness, with coriander, cucumber , 2 squeezes of lemon, tobacco and Worcestershire sauce.
Bar work is fun |
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"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!
Whatever! The bar is open!
So what's yours?
I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!
Nuts are available upon request! "
Ahh are you on the menu too?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would love a decent cappuccino 
Everyone knows I can't work the coffee machine! "
True that, ill work the coffee machine, but for that id need an "Old fashioned" and we all know a good one takes at least 20 minutes to make |
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