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"Ask he to move over then 
You haven't really thought about this have you.
It's a spider. "
Guess you are going to have to wait until he is finest have his wash then 
Or do what I do and suck the little bugger in the hover  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ask he to move over then
You haven't really thought about this have you.
It's a spider.
Guess you are going to have to wait until he is finest have his wash then
Or do what I do and suck the little bugger in the hover "
I feel bad when I suck them up the hoover. |
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"There's a pair of legs in mine. xxx
Those kinds of legs I'm happy to share a bath with
Sometimes my legs resemble spiders legs. xxx
I can imagine "
One day I'll take a pic n see how many fabs I get.  xxx |
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"Ask he to move over then
You haven't really thought about this have you.
It's a spider.
Guess you are going to have to wait until he is finest have his wash then
Or do what I do and suck the little bugger in the hover
I feel bad when I suck them up the hoover."
Back to sharing a bath then |
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"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though 
No one touches my feet  "
Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is
Ffs don't go near her feet!
I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good  |
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"That explains the ill wind blowing across Essex..
Catch it in a glass with a piece of paper underneath.. Go on, it's more scared of you."
Are you mental or summink!
I'm not going within 3 feet of it. I only brushed my teeth because the shower screen was between us.
I'm wondering if a good slug of deodorant will mask the smell, on the bus to my daughter's. |
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"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though
No one touches my feet
Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is
Ffs don't go near her feet!
I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good "
They could do with a good scrub though |
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"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though
No one touches my feet
Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is
Ffs don't go near her feet!
I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good
They could do with a good scrub though "
Get them in a bowl with radox and chill while your spider works out that if he crawls through your bath trap and into the overflow, he can get out the bath and hide himself in your bath robe. 
Sorry that's probably not helping
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"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though
No one touches my feet
Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is
Ffs don't go near her feet!
I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good
They could do with a good scrub though
Get them in a bowl with radox and chill while your spider works out that if he crawls through your bath trap and into the overflow, he can get out the bath and hide himself in your bath robe.
Sorry that's probably not helping
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I've had more than one spider hide in my towel. They get a good shake down now.
He's not moved for ages, d'ya think he's dead? |
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"It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies."
Noooo, you don't understand. It's a big spider and I'm a big coward. |
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"It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies.
Noooo, you don't understand. It's a big spider and I'm a big coward. "
Just turn the shower on wash him away |
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"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though
No one touches my feet
Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is
Ffs don't go near her feet!
I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good
They could do with a good scrub though
Get them in a bowl with radox and chill while your spider works out that if he crawls through your bath trap and into the overflow, he can get out the bath and hide himself in your bath robe.
Sorry that's probably not helping
I've had more than one spider hide in my towel. They get a good shake down now.
He's not moved for ages, d'ya think he's dead? "
Try telling him a joke, if he doesn't laugh it's safe to assume you can pick him up.
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"It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies.
Noooo, you don't understand. It's a big spider and I'm a big coward. "
You can do this! I don't have a fear of spiders,but my daughter is a bit like this. Well one minute she's screaming at one the next she's calmly putting it outside with paper and a glass,so I can't work her out really. Probably that she's proud of herself for sorting it out and showing the bugger who's boss! |
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