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What can I do to Clem?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The scene: I've been awake for ages. We're at the in-laws. I'm still in bed. ...next to me is a sleeping Clem (Fandango). I'm feeling mischievous. ....
I need your ideas guys. Don't let me down! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Get up, do the breakfast, sort out your day & his clothes, pamper him be all sweetness and light, no raised voices, no disagreeing with him in conversation, worship the very ground he walks on.
H did it to me once, completely fckd with my head, she kept it going 24hrs! All I could think was "wtf has she done now?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The scene: I've been awake for ages. We're at the in-laws. I'm still in bed. ...next to me is a sleeping Clem (Fandango). I'm feeling mischievous. ....
I need your ideas guys. Don't let me down! "
Oh so many ideas.
Sexual or prank or bit of both? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The scene: I've been awake for ages. We're at the in-laws. I'm still in bed. ...next to me is a sleeping Clem (Fandango). I'm feeling mischievous. ....
I need your ideas guys. Don't let me down!
Oh so many ideas.
Sexual or prank or bit of both?"
Anything. I'm enjoying the responses |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get up, do the breakfast, sort out your day & his clothes, pamper him be all sweetness and light, no raised voices, no disagreeing with him in conversation, worship the very ground he walks on.
H did it to me once, completely fckd with my head, she kept it going 24hrs! All I could think was "wtf has she done now?"
S"
That's just a normal day for us  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm. Nail varnish his big toe with purple and yellow shades so when he wakes up he thinks he's bruised it and see if the power of suggestion is enough to make him limp all day?"
Damn. ..i didn't bring any nail varnish with me..I'll have to try this when we're home and when he doesn't have all the ouches in the world going on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time! |
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!"
That's the best I've read |
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!"
You win! |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
Find out if dipping a sleeping persons hand in warm water is an urban myth or true...
Use red lippy to make red spots all over his tallywhacker and then wake him abruptly telling him he needs to get to doctors.  |
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!"
Genius |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!"
In 2 weeks time??  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!"
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S"
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S"
Wants to join in that teasing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S"
Surely not.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm awake now.
or are you?
I am, although earlier i drempt it was Monday and I'd over slept. Quite nice to wake up Saturday! "
Same thing happened to me this morning. I love it when that happens. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S
Surely not.
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Well I feel better now, Enjoy
S |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S
Wants to join in that teasing"
More than welcome
x
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm awake now.
or are you?
I am, although earlier i drempt it was Monday and I'd over slept. Quite nice to wake up Saturday!
Same thing happened to me this morning. I love it when that happens."
I also drempt I was stowed away in the back of a Russian helicopter that was traveling along some local roads like a bus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S
Surely not.
Well I feel better now, Enjoy
S"
Driving me insane... (in a good way) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you see what all these nasty people wanted to do to you Clem?
It's exactly what I expect from this community. "
I'm glad we're living up to your expectations 
What did she do to you, out of curiosity? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just gave him a kiss and snuggle. ...thanks for all your suggestions though. ..they made me giggle
snuggle ???? "
It's that thing that happily married couples do,apparently. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!
Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!
S
Surely not.
Well I feel better now, Enjoy
S
Driving me insane... (in a good way)"
Lol, get a room!!
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