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So trawling through Mumsnet chat earlier found an interesting thread.
I can never look my MIL in the eyes again.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
MIL asked me if I wouldn't mind transferring all her pictures from her old phone, her camera and other memory cards on to discs for her and to make some back ups. No problem, says I. Happy to help. Oh, and can you make sure there are no duplicates either and don't bother transferring blurry pics etc. I agree to that, what a helpful DIL I am.
So there I am, trawling through hundreds of pictures, dutifully removing dud ones and transferring the rest. Then I come to the phone. Lovely pics of grand kids, oh, look, there's FIL's surprise party, aww cute kitty, then out of the fucking blue is my MIL's VULVA! oh God, there are loads. Boobs, vag the lot.
What do I do??? I can't tell her I've seen them. But do I transfer them over? Delete them?
This what not the way I envisaged my Wednesday morning panning out.
THIS is what you get for trying to be helpful!
So, what would you do?
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over a year ago
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Transfer them, tell a little white lie about how you could bulk transfer the lot without needing to look at them. Duplicates were auto deleted.
Bullshit Baffles  |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
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I saw that one too, one of the funniest threads on Mumsnet I've seen in a long time .... some definite spit your drink out over the keyboard moments there 'vulva in law' for example, and the suggestion that the pics would make great Xmas cards .
Though personally I was rather offended at the ensuing 'horror' once it was ascertained that 'mother in law' was all of 50 .... how very dare she be taking sexy pics at that age! 
All I can say is that at the hugely advanced age of almost 52 I'm glad I'm very computer literate and don't need anyone to download my photos for me ...
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By *omez42Man
over a year ago
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I was once asked to sort out a problem on a PC belonging to a neighbours father.
I was busy fixing all the crap he had downloaded, when a picture appeared of his wife, in a very revealing, nay, pornographic, pose!
I had to make small talk with their daughter at the school kids collection the next day. |
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"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!
Omfg I forgot about that  "
'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?
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"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!
Omfg I forgot about that
'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?
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How good is it?!! You're making me want to revisit it for a giggle! |
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"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!
Omfg I forgot about that
'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?
How good is it?!! You're making me want to revisit it for a giggle! "
I read it back before for the comedy value. Hilarious |
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My work colleague was asked by our boss to upload some pictures of work stuff. He was standing behind her as she did it.
First normal work stuff. Then. Bam!!!. His wife in latex, all tied up. Lots of them. Like a pro my friend did the upload, gave him back the camera and got back to work. He, apparently, looked uncomfortable, said thank you and went.
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