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Oops I did it again!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well I thought I'd do a spot of male grooming to get ready for the weekend as you do. Mixed the magic hair removal paste up slapped it on as you do and waited for the allotted time, removed it but what I didn't notice was abit had gone where it shouldn't have. All I can say is why was the scrotum sack made wrinkly and dangley.

So now I have a chemical burn on my ballbag

Thank god for bepanthen

Don't believe I've just started a thread quoting Britney. ffs

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By *weetcorruptionCouple over a year ago

At home

Well I'm up and ready for a day at work but must admit your post has made me giggle,sorry

you should find a nice lady to kiss it better for you.

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Great balls of fire?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I thought I'd do a spot of male grooming to get ready for the weekend as you do. Mixed the magic hair removal paste up slapped it on as you do and waited for the allotted time, removed it but what I didn't notice was abit had gone where it shouldn't have. All I can say is why was the scrotum sack made wrinkly and dangley.

So now I have a chemical burn on my ballbag

Thank god for bepanthen

Don't believe I've just started a thread quoting Britney. ffs

Private you let me down and disappointed me as i thought the thread was about Britney LOL.

Hope your sack makes a full recovery OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank you for the kind words, should make a full recovery

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

hahahahahahahaha sorry, no words to described your pain and sorrow except HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This happened to me too and I ended up with quite nasty chemical burns. I left the cream on a little longer than I should have and the cream went into the delicate folds of my lady bits. I had blisters appear and it was so painful and red raw that I had to go to the doctor. It was very embarrassing but he prescribed a great healing cream and it healed really quickly. Was worth the long lecture on the necessity of pubic hair and never to do it again. I never have used hair removal cream since

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I understand your pain and hope that all is better soon and that your scrotom bounces back to fullness rather than crinkly and dangley

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I understand your pain and hope that all is better soon and that your scrotom bounces back to fullness rather than crinkly and dangley

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You missed tender out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not laughing.... much (I'm such a shit liar).

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

still HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find dangling them in a bowl of pine disinfectant soothes the burning

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

lmao thats so funny hahaha

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"I find dangling them in a bowl of pine disinfectant soothes the burning"

mmmmm, a sausage after my own heart xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not laughing.... much (I'm such a shit liar).

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not funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ouch.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ouch....."
that was an understatement at the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ouch.....that was an understatement at the time

i bet! need any help putting some soothing cream on....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ouch.....that was an understatement at the time

i bet! need any help putting some soothing cream on....

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Thats very kind of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ouch.....that was an understatement at the time

i bet! need any help putting some soothing cream on....

Thats very kind of you

be a pleasure

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By *andy muncherMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"ouch.....that was an understatement at the time

next time you should shave i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ouch.....that was an understatement at the time

next time you should shave i think

"
I always shave the jewels, that got there by accident and didn't notice until it was too late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The even funnier thing is, by quoting Britney, you have inadvertently confessed to this not being the first time you've done it! Ouch!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im sure the bubbles in the jacuzzi will aid the healing process

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry I am laughing my head of here I do hope that it heals soon for you. You would be better getting it waxed the next time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't you just love the british sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Private I am sorry but still laughing I just can't stop. You have made my weekend pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Private I am sorry but still laughing I just can't stop. You have made my weekend pmsl

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That's fine you chuckle away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Calming down now thank god

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Bleach helps! opps did I say bleach, I meant to say milk.

Well milk helped me once after a fresh chilli experience never to be repeated.

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"hahahahahahahaha sorry, no words to described your pain and sorrow except HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xxxx

I must admit I am chuckling away too....

(sorry pp!! xxx)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hahahahahahahaha sorry, no words to described your pain and sorrow except HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xxxx

I must admit I am chuckling away too....

(sorry pp!! xxx)"
not funny now, well yeah it is really you have been warned

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

still HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

oh dear PP .. do you want to borrow my hat????

(embracing her gingerness)

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