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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again
Is that a euphemism?
BTW, I think your inbox is broken.    
How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right
Actually, no. 
You cut me deep Markoh "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn't have a rant this week, until I saw "No prizes", I mean, how cheap! 
Mr ddc"
It's not a circus you know.
Although the sites not without a clown or two....  |
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again
Is that a euphemism?
BTW, I think your inbox is broken.
How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right
Actually, no.
You cut me deep Markoh
Twas not my intention. "
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"straight" guys that "look for women" looking for sex, and then giving bullshit answers such as, oh I'm verified, I can't put bi on my profile as it drives women away,I am straight and sex with a tv is the same as sex with a woman. What a bunch of wankers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Small rant
I also have a couples profile from a woman's perspective why don't couples put up more pics of the male half...............
I know I'm bi but it would be good to see him too xx
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed 
I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!
Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps 
I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed
I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!
Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps
I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy "
incy wincie spider |
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People's statuses on my updates....really, fucking please, stick ya statuses up ya arses, you whining shit bags.
Thinking of leaving, sad face embellishments, you've been here 5 minutes...just...just fuck off, i care not, no one will notice. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out ,
so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Small rant
I also have a couples profile from a woman's perspective why don't couples put up more pics of the male half...............
I know I'm bi but it would be good to see him too xx
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A frequent observation. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed
I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!
Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps
I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy
incy wincie spider "
I may not have been as bothered by incy wincy - this is more like ARAGOG! (and is now teasing me from the corner of the bedroom) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only thing I have to rant about today. Sodding Google doodles.
Today they go on about it being Ladislao Biro's 117th birthday. It isn't - he's dead and has been for over 30 years. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed
I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!
Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps
I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy "
Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1
I have contact admin on you behalf
MrsSB "
Let me know what they say. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People's statuses on my updates....really, fucking please, stick ya statuses up ya arses, you whining shit bags.
Thinking of leaving, sad face embellishments, you've been here 5 minutes...just...just fuck off, i care not, no one will notice. "
Did you say something? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out ,
so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . "
Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only thing I have to rant about today. Sodding Google doodles.
Today they go on about it being Ladislao Biro's 117th birthday. It isn't - he's dead and has been for over 30 years."
I've always wondered what they used to sign his death certificate...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry "
You should have said, I'd have looked after you. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out ,
so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet .
Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. "
I'm not Mary Popins fella
plus its near impossible to climb ladders while holding a brolly up . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was happy now I'm not.
Rant over.
Would a'nug 'elp?
It's not a hug I need.
I have other skills.
Morris Dancing?
Argentinian Tango acherlee. "
Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms. |
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1
I have contact admin on you behalf
MrsSB
Let me know what they say. "
You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life
Shit is getting serious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was happy now I'm not.
Rant over.
Would a'nug 'elp?
It's not a hug I need.
I have other skills.
Morris Dancing?
Argentinian Tango acherlee.
Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms."
Bugger.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1
I have contact admin on you behalf
MrsSB
Let me know what they say.
You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life
Shit is getting serious "
I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies. |
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Right. That's it: TouchPal.
Does anyone know how many times I have to change it back to 'Mrs' before this fecking thing stops changing it to Mr's as soon as my back is turned? There was a time when I had to be careful who I lent my phone to because I had spent too long on here, but this phone is a ducking arsenal
(it also seems to have no concept of plurals, no simply liberally sprinkles apostrophes everywhere)
(and breathe....)
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry
You should have said, I'd have looked after you. "
It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who say Adeeeeddus!
It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.
Hence Adidas! "
Did Adolph invent green stripes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right. That's it: TouchPal.
Does anyone know how many times I have to change it back to 'Mrs' before this fecking thing stops changing it to Mr's as soon as my back is turned? There was a time when I had to be careful who I lent my phone to because I had spent too long on here, but this phone is a ducking arsenal
(it also seems to have no concept of plurals, no simply liberally sprinkles apostrophes everywhere)
(and breathe....)
Mr ddc"
Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry
You should have said, I'd have looked after you.
It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me. "
I'm made from tuffstuff you know. More than capable of looking after you Twizzle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ??
Silver linings..... 
Every silver lining has a cloud? Is it not every cloud has a silver lining lol ??
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Mr ddc
Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? "
Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended.
This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who say Adeeeeddus!
It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.
Hence Adidas! "
What like Nike-ee stupid spelling/pronunciations. |
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1
I have contact admin on you behalf
MrsSB
Let me know what they say.
You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life
Shit is getting serious
I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it goes with the territory.....and 16 months (prior to this week) I've only had one no show.....
Last four days - two - grrrrr
I'm like everyone else on here - business, friends, family (now GILF ) gym, art, travel, theatre, life and FAB ....
"I over slept" & "you didn't make a time" type stuff - understand life happens and I did make a time !!!
Just is that gentlemanly behaviour?
Just a tad disappointing when I've etched out time - mind you had great breakfasts and super coffee and caught up with mates on the phone and people at the venue .... So a positive out of a non optimum situation....., |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who say Adeeeeddus!
It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.
Hence Adidas!
Did Adolph invent green stripes? "
Green stripes? No idea but his brother did create the brand Puma |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mr ddc
Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers?
Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended.
This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! )"
Throw away the new phone, go back to the old phone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know it goes with the territory.....and 16 months (prior to this week) I've only had one no show.....
Last four days - two - grrrrr
I'm like everyone else on here - business, friends, family (now GILF ) gym, art, travel, theatre, life and FAB ....
"I over slept" & "you didn't make a time" type stuff - understand life happens and I did make a time !!!
Just is that gentlemanly behaviour?
Just a tad disappointing when I've etched out time - mind you had great breakfasts and super coffee and caught up with mates on the phone and people at the venue .... So a positive out of a non optimum situation....., "
You need to be meeting a different kind of chap.
Around 6 feet. Baldy head. Speccy eyes. You know.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow
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#first world problems. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No rant - just a bit of whingeing
I'm so incredibly bored and fed up with everything today 
I want to run awaaaaay!
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Don't run, skip. It's much more fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow
#first world problems. "
Well i thought it was a huge rant for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow
#first world problems.
Well i thought it was a huge rant for me "
For you it was. I think it's a first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow
#first world problems.
Well i thought it was a huge rant for me
For you it was. I think it's a first. "
Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted
I apologise for what I'm about to say.....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lancashire weather is balls compared with Cyprus weather, I can feel my lovely golden tan running screaming from me already. And what is this cold, wet hurty stuff thundering onto my head like a zillion angry knitting needles? This time yesterday ........ |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed
I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!
Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps
I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy
Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. "
Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow
#first world problems.
Well i thought it was a huge rant for me
For you it was. I think it's a first.
Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then "
Oooooooh good question......
I s'pose there's no chance of a shag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted
I apologise for what I'm about to say.....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow"
Ask him if he'll give you a head start. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy
Hope it's just a little prick.
She stabbed me mercilessly! "
The bastard.......
I'm guessing he used a syringe? Silver linings, he could have used a hedgehog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted
I'm like the tortoise and the hare - I'm not fast, but I just keep going and never stop! "
Are we talking about swimming still here?...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lancashire weather is balls compared with Cyprus weather, I can feel my lovely golden tan running screaming from me already. And what is this cold, wet hurty stuff thundering onto my head like a zillion angry knitting needles? This time yesterday ........"
Welcome home. Dear old blighty, where you experience the extremes and delights of all four seasons.
In a morning........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed
I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!
Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps
I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy
Glass. Piece of card. Fixed.
Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers "
Apparently conkers placed in the corner of your room keeps them out. |
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