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over a year ago
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"I'm going...someone take the helm if you like "
"Go on then give it to me up the arse you dirty slag"
Oh yeah sorry lol I'm supposed to be paired up first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussies, the lot of ya 
Do your worst dj 
I said already:
"BB slut wants big cocks all week, no questions asked. PM for location."
Oops! Soz. Done
Oh god "
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"I got off light!
Would you like me to do you?
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How about...
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Leviticus 20:13"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got off light!
Would you like me to do you?
How about...
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Leviticus 20:13"
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Trips off the tongue.
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Fuck off, that's to big for my (status) box! |
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"I got off light!
Would you like me to do you?
How about...
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Leviticus 20:13"
?
Trips off the tongue.
Fuck off, that's to big for my (status) box! "
No it isn't :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?"
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day |
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
How about a line from The Exorcist?
"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!"
That's the best you can do?  "
Take your pick from something awufl:
* I hope that's shingles 
* Just done raping all the kids presents
* Goodbye. I won't miss any of you |
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day "
Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day
Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do... "
I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts  |
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day
Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...
I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts "
I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.
What are you frightened of?
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day
Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...
I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts
I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.
What are you frightened of?
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How about something prosaic?
One of my fav lines of all time comes from a 1st century Roman poet. It reads:
"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."
Perfect.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day
Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...
I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts
I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.
What are you frightened of?
How about something prosaic?
One of my fav lines of all time comes from a 1st century Roman poet. It reads:
"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."
Perfect.
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I guess prosaic is better than prolaptic so why not. I best get a fuck though....from a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one before bed..
Be brutal, its the only way i like it
I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what
I see no status update...?
Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day
Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...
I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts
I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.
What are you frightened of?
How about something prosaic?
One of my fav lines of all time comes from a 1st century Roman poet. It reads:
"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."
Perfect.
I guess prosaic is better than prolaptic so why not. I best get a fuck though....from a woman "
Yeah that's not how this game works... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A status game Virgin.. What's the plan.. "
You get paired with someone, swap status updates and then leave it up for an hour.
As long as it is legal anything goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's tango ! "
Your status is
Looking for someone to take a dump on my chest them help me smear it all over my body....any takers...im lying here waiting
A bit different to what I'm used to but thank you !!!,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's tango !
Your status is
Looking for someone to take a dump on my chest them help me smear it all over my body....any takers...im lying here waiting
A bit different to what I'm used to but thank you !!!, "
Why isnt it up yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's tango !
Your status is
Looking for someone to take a dump on my chest them help me smear it all over my body....any takers...im lying here waiting
A bit different to what I'm used to but thank you !!!,
Why isnt it up yet?"
It's on, |
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