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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Imperfectly normal, thank you. "
Can you paint with your penis? They've got the Australian man who was on Eurotrash. It must get sore and can you imagine getting all the green paint out of the creases?
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"Imperfectly normal, thank you.
Can you paint with your penis? They've got the Australian man who was on Eurotrash. It must get sore and can you imagine getting all the green paint out of the creases?
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Possible my cock could paint something abstract.....I don't think I'll bother trying although I can imagine the smile on my face to the question 'what's your technique?' 'Stiff brush, madam' |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Imperfectly normal, thank you.
Can you paint with your penis? They've got the Australian man who was on Eurotrash. It must get sore and can you imagine getting all the green paint out of the creases?
Possible my cock could paint something abstract.....I don't think I'll bother trying although I can imagine the smile on my face to the question 'what's your technique?' 'Stiff brush, madam'"
Having just seen what's involved (much more than was on Eurotrash) I think you might want to reconsider the stiffness of your brush.
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"This is... well my face is between   and 
This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4.  "
I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show |
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"Heck. The penis painter was on This Morning the other day.
Really?
Yes but we didn't see "it"
Is that Sarah Millican narrating it?
It sounds like her.
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it sounds like her but a younger version  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This is... well my face is between and
This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4.
I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show "
What! I couldn't watch it alone.
The presenter's picture isn't that bad but they are blurring his cock.
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over a year ago
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"Vicki Pattinson in zentai!
OMG! I'm in heaven 
I really don't get it.
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Totally be fair Vicki in a bin bag would do it for me too but skin tight lycra yummy! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Vicki Pattinson in zentai!
OMG! I'm in heaven
I really don't get it.
Totally be fair Vicki in a bin bag would do it for me too but skin tight lycra yummy!"
I have no idea who she is.
I'd prefer the writhing around other bodies naked but each to their own.
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"Vicki Pattinson in zentai!
OMG! I'm in heaven
I really don't get it.
Totally be fair Vicki in a bin bag would do it for me too but skin tight lycra yummy!
I have no idea who she is.
I'd prefer the writhing around other bodies naked but each to their own.
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i understand the freedom it gives them but id panic - way too enclosed for me - felt claustrophic just watching them - |
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"This is... well my face is between and
This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4.
I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show "
Our Lickety - and others - are responsible for so, so much  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This is... well my face is between and
This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4.
I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show
Our Lickety - and others - are responsible for so, so much "
Ahem! Who started the whole Naked Attraction thing, missy?
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"This is... well my face is between and
This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4.
I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show
Our Lickety - and others - are responsible for so, so much
Ahem! Who started the whole Naked Attraction thing, missy?
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I did say 'and others', knowing I'm guilty as charged. Hope you're well xxxx |
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A few years back I was at a local independant cinema, where a chap was proposing Dutch film festival, from a recent visit to Holland...
He was describing an amazing film/documentary (amidst stifled giggles) of a group of dutchmen who had fetishes for wheelie-bins......who would go out late at night and rub themselves against said bins for sexual gratification |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A few years back I was at a local independant cinema, where a chap was proposing Dutch film festival, from a recent visit to Holland...
He was describing an amazing film/documentary (amidst stifled giggles) of a group of dutchmen who had fetishes for wheelie-bins......who would go out late at night and rub themselves against said bins for sexual gratification"
Now CheekyChops and I know who to blame for our stolen wheelie bins! |
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