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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The more I look at people the more I find myself thinking If you were an animal you would be.....
Serves me right for reading so many paranormal books with shifters and vampires I suppose.
So what would you be? |
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I am a quiet, peaceful person (most of the time..depends on the situation!) but last night I dreamt I started changing into a Werewolf. It was quite vivid, I recall looking at myself in a mirror and seeing myself developing snarling drooling fangs. I then screamed "Yes and I have the sex-drive of one!!!". Quite strange. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A whale
No fat comments please
You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then
Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth "
Every days a school day here
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A whale
No fat comments please
You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then
Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth "
Na, they've just got the horn!
Oocha, Oocha, Oocha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A whale
No fat comments please
You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then
Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth
Every days a school day here
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Sorry I watch far to much documentary channel
I'll come back as a male narwhal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Tiger she purrs :0)
Now that's a pussy cat I'd stroke
I'll go for a squirrel just since they're a bit crazy "
If you can pay attention to the tail end I wouldnt stop purring ...
Squirrel - Mmmm I do like nuts ;0) xx |
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"A whale
No fat comments please "
I went to the pub last night and I spotted 3 attractive but larger ladies standing by the bar, I heard their accent and knew they were from Scotland..
I approached and asked "where in bonny Scotland are you lovely lasses from?"
"Wales you dozy twat" one replied..
"Ahh, sorry" I said, "so where in bonny Scotland are you lovely whales from?"
And that's about all I remember from last night.. |
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"The more I look at people the more I find myself thinking If you were an animal you would be.....
Serves me right for reading so many paranormal books with shifters and vampires I suppose.
So what would you be?"
A lion. Dominant, muscular, witty and loves to pin the head of the female down during doggy lion sex (Google it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A FRIKKIN' UNICORN!!!!!
(Cannot believe no one said it!!!)
In reality, a pampered pussy as I love, love, love being stroked-I could take it All day!
And I would love to be able to sleep a lot, stretch, roll over and sleep some more.
Plus I could be out on the tiles at night, like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and then slink home in the small hours looking like butter wouldn't melt |
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"The more I look at people the more I find myself thinking If you were an animal you would be.....
Serves me right for reading so many paranormal books with shifters and vampires I suppose.
So what would you be?"
I'm probably a pit bull,much misunderstood but really loyal |
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"A FRIKKIN' UNICORN!!!!!
(Cannot believe no one said it!!!)
In reality, a pampered pussy as I love, love, love being stroked-I could take it All day!
And I would love to be able to sleep a lot, stretch, roll over and sleep some more.
Plus I could be out on the tiles at night, like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and then slink home in the small hours looking like butter wouldn't melt "
Mmm definitely what she said |
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