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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff  "
I think I've just worked out why you can't get a meet   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff "
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
I think I've just worked out why you can't get a meet "
Is it cuz of ma spelin  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?"
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
This is sarcasm right? I can't tell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling? "
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
Remove your profile pic, it should be a dick pic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote"
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote"
This  . Drives the women wild that does!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish ..
And get a sore arm 
I got a sore wrist from all the fab photos earlier . Xx"
You win the best cock dress up prize of the year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
wow only 2 weeks...
a charmer such as yerself should be knee deep in clunge by now
maybe its the beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear ya bro'. Bin' back a week 'n thunk I'd be nee deep in clunge alreddie, but fook all
I dun ger it like, swingers site? Jeez "
A fink t' only swingin they do is swingin t' lead innit? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
Remove your profile pic, it should be a dick pic."
Nooooo, he looks a prize prick in his profile picture!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
wow only 2 weeks...
a charmer such as yerself should be knee deep in clunge by now
maybe its the beard "
You love the beard, admit it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
Remove your profile pic, it should be a dick pic.
Nooooo, he looks a prize prick in his profile picture!! "
It is award winning mind you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
I think I've just worked out why you can't get a meet "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try having a profile full of pics of woman sucking you - Then message saying this could be you on my cock. Or another good one is loads of pics of you playing BB, those profiles always get loads of messages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try having a profile full of pics of woman sucking you - Then message saying this could be you on my cock. Or another good one is loads of pics of you playing BB, those profiles always get loads of messages "
Ooh gret I dear! Now all I need is willing women to be photo props  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" !
I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"
Was not disappointed.
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Haha!! Glad ya liked it I think one or two didn't click on mind |
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By *ashedMan
over a year ago
hemel |
"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish ..
And get a sore arm
I got a sore wrist from all the fab photos earlier . Xx
You win the best cock dress up prize of the year."
Why thank you . |
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" !
I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"
Was not disappointed.
Haha!! Glad ya liked it I think one or two didn't click on mind "
That meme that says "MFW My sarcasm does a whole loop and people just think I'm stupid" |
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?"
Yeah, those are the ones I really like - where it looks like it's going to spit in my eye before I even meet the owner!
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NOT!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" !
I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"
Was not disappointed.
Haha!! Glad ya liked it I think one or two didn't click on mind
That meme that says "MFW My sarcasm does a whole loop and people just think I'm stupid""
that and the Michael Jackson - popcorn one sprung to mind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
Yeah, those are the ones I really like - where it looks like it's going to spit in my eye before I even meet the owner!
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NOT!!!"
Fish eye lenses are the best for those |
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" !
I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"
Was not disappointed.
Haha!! Glad ya liked it I think one or two didn't click on mind
That meme that says "MFW My sarcasm does a whole loop and people just think I'm stupid"
that and the Michael Jackson - popcorn one sprung to mind "
Ha ha ha ha! Oh yes... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote"
...or a Lynx can... |
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You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.
Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up. |
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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
Me personally, I wouldn't want to be told what you would do to me and I don't like receiving dick pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try POF they are less stuck up and spend less time whining about the lack of single genuine males, after arbitrarily blocking any newbies, none site supporters and .... Any single guy who said hello really. |
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"You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.
Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up. "
Can confirm all the above is 100% accurate.
My uterus cries because it's so empty of foetuses. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.
Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up.
Can confirm all the above is 100% accurate.
My uterus cries because it's so empty of foetuses."
2 of the same advice? Game on! Add me fella's!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.
Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up.
Can confirm all the above is 100% accurate.
My uterus cries because it's so empty of foetuses."
You jus need to aks beatch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
You are taking the piss right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?"
Nah he only gives piss not a taker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try POF they are less stuck up and spend less time whining about the lack of single genuine males, after arbitrarily blocking any newbies, none site supporters and .... Any single guy who said hello really. "
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede
Oh, and one cock shot just won't do; for us to visualise a cock properly we need to project 360 cock shots for a holographic image. You must understand that some of the women here have never seen a cock before |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede
Oh, and one cock shot just won't do; for us to visualise a cock properly we need to project 360 cock shots for a holographic image. You must understand that some of the women here have never seen a cock before"
If that's true then y do I keep reeding on profiles that say that if you send just want to f..k ect its a instount delite and on sum a blok as well. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede
Oh, and one cock shot just won't do; for us to visualise a cock properly we need to project 360 cock shots for a holographic image. You must understand that some of the women here have never seen a cock before
If that's true then y do I keep reeding on profiles that say that if you send just want to f..k ect its a instount delite and on sum a blok as well."
Reverse Psychology |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker "
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?"
What gives you that impression? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted! "
Burned. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede
Oh, and one cock shot just won't do; for us to visualise a cock properly we need to project 360 cock shots for a holographic image. You must understand that some of the women here have never seen a cock before
If that's true then y do I keep reeding on profiles that say that if you send just want to f..k ect its a instount delite and on sum a blok as well.
Reverse Psychology "
If that true or not it don't work then cos wen I reed.....
If u do this delet
If u do that blok
If u do next thing blok
And so on.....
So i just don't even bother sending a messige...less hassall.
So in the end its them missing out on meeting in my vue a proppar nice guy and im Shor Thar r a lot of others ho will agree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted! "
mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!
Burned."
Flame retardant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive"
Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
OP im new ish my self and all I no for shor from wot I've seen is I have seen sum profiles that have been on for 7 months with no meets. It's up to u wot u do but in my vue this site is a bit like a lotto you just wate till u get lucky. But of cors sum get mor luck than overs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!
mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum "
Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!
mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el! "
Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances! "
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning "
Can you offer me one,will even bring a spare mobile phone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive
Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!! "
Ooh I'll have to try this get the fanny bat ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to? "
In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!
Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?
In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!
Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice! "
Just stop sending dick pics. Job done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning "
Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?
In either case, all the best! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?
In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!
Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice!
Just stop sending dick pics. Job done "
But they form the spearhead of my strategy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
It's beyond me .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?
In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!
Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice!
Just stop sending dick pics. Job done
But they form the spearhead of my strategy!! "
Just send nipple photos on snapchat instead |
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As well as pushing them broody mares for breeding, confirming you are the real Christian Grey makes them beg to be controlled.
Go to swingers clubs and push past the crowds of men standing away from women and couples - they are timid. Confidentlyshove your cock bareback into the women whilst they're somewhat preoccupied. Every single woman loves surprises - we're raised that way.
To increase your manliness, partake in the irresistible hobby of creating. Women will flock to join you whilst you imbibe. |
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning
Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?
In either case, all the best!
only you could make it out like that "
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"As well as pushing them broody mares for breeding, confirming you are the real Christian Grey makes them beg to be controlled.
Go to swingers clubs and push past the crowds of men standing away from women and couples - they are timid. Confidentlyshove your cock bareback into the women whilst they're somewhat preoccupied. Every single woman loves surprises - we're raised that way.
To increase your manliness, partake in the irresistible hobby of creating. Women will flock to join you whilst you imbibe."
couldn't have said it better myself! |
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning
Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?
In either case, all the best!
only you could make it out like that
It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!
More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss "
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive
Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!
Ooh I'll have to try this get the fanny bat ready "
Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those! |
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!
mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!
Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera "
How can you reply if you didn't wrote the post or you have a crystal ball? Is a public post to comment ,not to answer a question directed someone else ! No entiendo que es hablar cojones,pero a mim me da igual! Si tienes tantas ganas de hablar ,habla solo!pesado! |
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help! "
Must be your username - it's all in the username... |
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive
Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!
Ooh I'll have to try this get the fanny bat ready
Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those! "
Yes! That's the one, I see you need one too to fend them off |
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!
mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!
Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera
How can you reply if you didn't wrote the post or you have a crystal ball? Is a public post to comment ,not to answer a question directed someone else ! No entiendo que es hablar cojones,pero a mim me da igual! Si tienes tantas ganas de hablar ,habla solo!pesado!"
Um..... banana? |
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
Must be your username - it's all in the username..."
DAMN IT! Now I need to think of another |
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive
Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!
Ooh I'll have to try this get the fanny bat ready
Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those!
Yes! That's the one, I see you need one too to fend them off "
Bollocks! - but thanks! |
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"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!
My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff
Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?
I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?
Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote
It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive
Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!
Ooh I'll have to try this get the fanny bat ready
Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those!
Yes! That's the one, I see you need one too to fend them off
Bollocks! - but thanks! "
Hope you don't use your paddle on those too |
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"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!
You are taking the piss right?
Nah he only gives piss not a taker
Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!
mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!
Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera
How can you reply if you didn't wrote the post or you have a crystal ball? Is a public post to comment ,not to answer a question directed someone else ! No entiendo que es hablar cojones,pero a mim me da igual! Si tienes tantas ganas de hablar ,habla solo!pesado!"
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning
Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?
In either case, all the best!
only you could make it out like that
It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!
More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss
If the shitty shoe fits...
Haha!!! Cheers buddy "
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"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!
I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!
Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning
Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?
In either case, all the best!
only you could make it out like that
It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!
More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss
If the shitty shoe fits...
Haha!!! Cheers buddy
Anytime! "
So anyway. Why can't I get a meet? |
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