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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Almost everyone loves a conspiracy theory.. The wackier the better...

So whats your craziest theory...the one that only you know about, well because, you made it up..

Here's my utter bollox theory..

The universe doesn't exist, we are the dream of a slug like creature in another dimension...when it awakes we cease to exist.

Scientists discovered this and so built the Hadron collider to communicate with the slugs sub conscious brain, every night Kylie Minogue sings lullabies to it to ensure its slumber and the continuation of the human race.

Disclaimer- the above is utter tosh, if you decide to believe it, you are madder than I am!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all "

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Only utter bollox theories guys..

Ones you've made up...

And remember, a conspiracy theory is for life, not just for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do not believe in conspiracy theorys. They are all made up by the New World order to deflect they obvious truth that aliens shot JFK with Lizard hitman who then replaced Paul McCartney in the Beatles.

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

My cat is the lord supreme ruler, he and his gang of cats are the foretold horsemen of the apocolypse, i still throw him out every night.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I do not believe in conspiracy theorys. They are all made up by the New World order to deflect they obvious truth that aliens shot JFK with Lizard hitman who then replaced Paul McCartney in the Beatles. "

That explains why Paul McCartney never blinks...

It doesn't explain for Ringo!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Almost everyone loves a conspiracy theory.. The wackier the better...

So whats your craziest theory...the one that only you know about, well because, you made it up..

Here's my utter bollox theory..

The universe doesn't exist, we are the dream of a slug like creature in another dimension...when it awakes we cease to exist.

Scientists discovered this and so built the Hadron collider to communicate with the slugs sub conscious brain, every night Kylie Minogue sings lullabies to it to ensure its slumber and the continuation of the human race.

Disclaimer- the above is utter tosh, if you decide to believe it, you are madder than I am!"

There is REAL science based evidence to suggest that the world is indeed a holographic projection.

David icke came up with this theory 20 odd years ago.

Everybody laughed (including me).

Turns out he might well have been right back then.

Mainstream science says it actually is quite possible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true"

Didn't a big pharmaceutical company also infect a few hundred children with AIDS too.

I have several American friends who claim that no planes hit the World Trade Centres on 9/11. How the fuck could they have faked it?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That Donald Trump is a close friend of the Clintons and is running on the Republican ticket to ensure Hilary is elected.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That Donald Trump is a close friend of the Clintons and is running on the Republican ticket to ensure Hilary is elected."

Oh that's a good one x

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true

Didn't a big pharmaceutical company also infect a few hundred children with AIDS too.

I have several American friends who claim that no planes hit the World Trade Centres on 9/11. How the fuck could they have faked it?!"

I do love that 9/11 conspiracy, video and photographic evidence from tourists, phone calls from people in the world trade centre that saw the plane hit the building and other planes also hijacked at the same time for other targets with evidence of who was on board found in the wreckage and a call made from the flight saying they were going to reclaim the plane.

There is a theory that the mastermind behind all this wasn't Osama Bin Laden..

Look at the evidence, the terrorists come from Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan and Pakistan the planes were hijacked using box cutters also known as Stanley... Coincidence, I think not.

They should be looking for a man named Stan..

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all "

I find people that make comments like this have the lowest IQ of all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

I find people that make comments like this have the lowest IQ of all.

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Haha! Stick to the gym dude. Because you're insults are shocking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true

Didn't a big pharmaceutical company also infect a few hundred children with AIDS too.

I have several American friends who claim that no planes hit the World Trade Centres on 9/11. How the fuck could they have faked it?!

I do love that 9/11 conspiracy, video and photographic evidence from tourists, phone calls from people in the world trade centre that saw the plane hit the building and other planes also hijacked at the same time for other targets with evidence of who was on board found in the wreckage and a call made from the flight saying they were going to reclaim the plane.

There is a theory that the mastermind behind all this wasn't Osama Bin Laden..

Look at the evidence, the terrorists come from Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan and Pakistan the planes were hijacked using box cutters also known as Stanley... Coincidence, I think not.

They should be looking for a man named Stan.. "

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I just looked, I think from what I can see 18 out of 21 were Saudi nationals?.....I think we may have invaded the wrong country

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true"

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No it didn't,i suspect you've embellished it with your own bias

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

I find people that make comments like this have the lowest IQ of all.

Haha! Stick to the gym dude. Because you're insults are shocking "

wasn't an insult it was a fact.

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By *acko9568Man  over a year ago

saltburn

I have a theory that we are all dreaming and that our dream world is the actual reality...

Christ I do hope so, cos some of the stuff happening in the world is a real nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

I find people that make comments like this have the lowest IQ of all.

Haha! Stick to the gym dude. Because you're insults are shocking

wasn't an insult it was a fact."

It clearly wasn't a fact, so run along and get your honours if you think you're smart enough, then we'll talk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The world is expanding. Hence the shifting continents.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I conspire to inspire.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The forum is really a veriety show and we are all really poor actors looking for work ,

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

I find people that make comments like this have the lowest IQ of all.

Haha! Stick to the gym dude. Because you're insults are shocking

wasn't an insult it was a fact.

It clearly wasn't a fact, so run along and get your honours if you think you're smart enough, then we'll talk "

Keyboard warrior hey.

Everything you have said is pretty dumb all you have to do is do a google search on things that where conspiracy theory's but turned out to be true.

makes your first comment about people that do believe in some conspiracies have a low IQ pretty stupid.

anyways not going to argue with you on a swingers forum about it.

keep acting the tough guy behind your keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nixon did a cover up of the missing veterans of the vietnam war, after the war, desperate signs was found carved out from the jungle as they was flying over, one was saying USA with the service man's number mark after. Reports have it, some may still be captured or lost there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nixon did a cover up of the missing veterans of the vietnam war, after the war, desperate signs was found carved out from the jungle as they was flying over, one was saying USA with the service man's number mark after. Reports have it, some may still be captured or lost there."
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Well that's better than nuking the place which was Nixon's first thoughts about Vietnam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

I find people that make comments like this have the lowest IQ of all.

Haha! Stick to the gym dude. Because you're insults are shocking

wasn't an insult it was a fact.

It clearly wasn't a fact, so run along and get your honours if you think you're smart enough, then we'll talk

Keyboard warrior hey.

Everything you have said is pretty dumb all you have to do is do a google search on things that where conspiracy theory's but turned out to be true.

makes your first comment about people that do believe in some conspiracies have a low IQ pretty stupid.

anyways not going to argue with you on a swingers forum about it.

keep acting the tough guy behind your keyboard."

Nope not a keyboard warrior at all. If I was, I could say a lot worse right now. Maybe you should just get used to people responding to your insults, have some banter for once, and not take everything so seriously. It doesn't make me look stupid at all. Oh! And not everything on google is true. Hence the term 'theory'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nixon did a cover up of the missing veterans of the vietnam war, after the war, desperate signs was found carved out from the jungle as they was flying over, one was saying USA with the service man's number mark after. Reports have it, some may still be captured or lost there..

Well that's better than nuking the place which was Nixon's first thoughts about Vietnam"

That is right. I reckon that is why he didnt do it, he couldnt live with the thought as some might be there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Mother Teresa was not a nun.

She was just a woman who wore a teatowel on her head."

Eamonn Dunphy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Mother Teresa was not a nun.

She was just a woman who wore a teatowel on her head."

Eamonn Dunphy"

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She was the head honcho for isis

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Only utter bollox theories guys..

Ones you've made up...

"

the world, universe and everything was created by some mystical malevolent dude that nobody has ever really seen or has any proof exists, who managed to impregnate a virgin who then managed to convice a random carpenter that nothing fishy was going on, so they hauled ass together across an entire continent to as they were told by some king dude that they had to- then 3 clever blokes turned up and dropped off some really expensive shit for them as presents (well some gold and a couple of things that may or may not be expensive, if we knew what the fuck they actually were).

Baby grew up, became the messiah (or a very naughty boy), died, woke up again, disappered without explanation and then became the figurehead for several global mega corporations/cults created to empower the few, scare the vulnerable and control the masses, making much money and causing numerous wars and much suffering (despite the corporate logos of 'all men are created equal' and 'do unto others')

How's that a real fantasy conspiracy theory....who'd be daft enough to fall for that rubbish?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true"

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I'm still waiting for an explanation to this bollocks

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true.

I'm still waiting for an explanation to this bollocks"

He actually has a point on this one, although the total number of victims was low...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true.

I'm still waiting for an explanation to this bollocks

He actually has a point on this one, although the total number of victims was low...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment"

.

Thanks for that...I'm reading it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the wars and governments are funded by some banking chappy and he's going to stick his dick in the devil's arse and become some sort of satanic transformer while being well and truly finger blasted by this David icke knob and impose this new world order guff on us all and make us all into slaves whilst fire rains from the sky!

Dunno just a hunch...

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I do find that people who believe in conspiracies are utterly insane and generally have a lower iq. That is all

Unless its a theory like the american government injecting African Americans with syphallis, to study its spread within the population.

That turned out to be true.

I'm still waiting for an explanation to this bollocks

He actually has a point on this one, although the total number of victims was low...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment.

Thanks for that...I'm reading it now"

BUT

One scandal brought to light does not equal that every conspiracy theory is true.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope no mention of the us government injecting people with syphilus, it's a study that was carried out which looked at people that already had syphilus and then never told them there'd got it or later on that there was a cure for it?.

So where's this evidence of the US government injecting people with syphilus??.

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What we have here IMO is somebody wetting themselves with delight over that horrible monster the US government, there spreading bigoted lies that leads to stupid people actually believing this bollocks, in Africa today there's poor stupid people who've bought into this bollocks that's just been wrote and now won't take the polio vaccine because they heard a rumour from some dicks on the internet that America is willing to inject people with syphilus for experiments....

.

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I think you should look long and hard at the bullshit you repeat for it has consequences!!

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