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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?
Please none of the "he does exist/he doesn't exist"... it's just a bit of fun, so you up tight muppets who have forgot how to have fun need not join in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!  mine would be why didn't you think to give men a fanny as well  "
Oh good one yeah...damn I used my question..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!! mine would be why didn't you think to give men a fanny as well
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Can I get a meet off here? ,failing that is the meaning of life really 42? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do men have nipples?
Then he / she / it would have to give a long explanation about the process of evolution and disprove his / her / it's own own existence!
What a paradox ..  |
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“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”
Why did I cause so much pain?
Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?
Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?
I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.
We are not special.
We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
And God says, “No, that’s not right.”
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!! "
Why did you create the women's brain to think completely irrationally/bat crazy. Normally once a month.
Is this to keep us men on our toes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?
Please none of the "he does exist/he doesn't exist"... it's just a bit of fun, so you up tight muppets who have forgot how to have fun need not join in "
I would ask him for one last day with my mum and dad, so i could say goodbye properly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!
Why did you create the women's brain to think completely irrationally/bat crazy. Normally once a month.
Is this to keep us men on our toes? "
Wrong week to ask!!!
It just is, ok!! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man 
Mr B
Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices  "
your right he's a man alright because he gave man the one thing most woman want but have to go to a man for...... cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd ask him to explain why if he's this super bright mega creator of all things good, does he allow young children to get terminal illnesses, the fucking prick! 
Also why the fuck does he allow those who spread the good word of God, to rape and abuse children? Why religion is the biggest cause of war, and why the church is one of, if not the most richest corrupt institution in the world!
God my arse!  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys but mine would be
"Looking at the world before us & what we have done to it since, do you consider us a bit of a fuck up rather than your so called greatest creation?".
S"
we are a experiment you never interfere with a experiment you let it run its natural coarse xx |
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"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?
Please none of the "he does exist/he doesn't exist"... it's just a bit of fun, so you up tight muppets who have forgot how to have fun need not join in "
If IT existed I would not lower myself or waste any breath asking or telling it anything , theoretically the mythical sadistic monster would already be aware of my intense disdain xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely nothing!!!! if god is proven to exist and he did indeed create everything and is all powerfull he is clearly one of the most psycopathic deranged sadistic sick sons a bitches and i wouldnt want to risk pissing him off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What changed to make Him stop being such a dick between his Old Testament self and his New Testament self?"
He had a kid. Said kid was a total hippy. Unfortunately, folk didn't listen to the hippy kid and the main gist of his words of spreading the love and basically not being a dick to everyone.
And then the folk that put themselves in charge of other folk perverted the hippy kids advice and used it to facilitate getting what they wanted. Basically being dicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is squirting really wee?"
Oh GOD ...please answe this one ....lol
Mine would be
..........where do all the socks go after a wash.....why are they not in pairs anymore?
Mwah |
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"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man
Mr B
Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices "
Why are some women so prone to hypocrisy and double standards?
That would be our question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd ask at the pearly gates...when I get there..and I'd poke his shoulder as I did...why create humanity when 99.9% of it's history is a struggle for survival...war, disease, famine, rape, murder, unimaginable cruelty,. ..hey and we are the sinners...I think not buddy.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If there was a god I would ask Let there be peace on earth. I look at the news and see all the killing and others where there is no food I would ask why ......... if there is a god help them and stop this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?
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Does avocado really improve Brain function or am I just wasting my time?
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