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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??"
sensible man a man u top would be a real turn off |
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over a year ago
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"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks "
Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top |
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"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks
Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top
Well personally i always remove my socks before my duds. And never indulged in footie shirt sex. I have actually refused one on principle grounds. So i would include a Man U shirt, Chelsea and Everton. NEVER gonna happen oh shall i take my spurs one back then ? "
I am not doing you in your robbie keen shirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm yeah I'm kinda in agreance in the sock thing nothing more comical n silly looking likes starkers with there little feet earners hahaha lmao just visualizing it now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Football shirts worn by overweight men in the high street has to be one of the daftest things ever..! Second only to the guys who walk around all day with their bluetooth headsets welded to their ears in the vain hope that someone will call them!
As for sex, soz but the bra just HAS to come off..! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend (yes a friend!!!) was asked by her 'then' boyfriend to have sex wearing a Liverpool shirt and a trilby!! And she did!! I take the piss at every opportunity!!!
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over a year ago
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"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off"
oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates |
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"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off
oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates"
My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol..
Funny thing was well over half the beach fellas wore em... Same in the far east... seems only Europe hate em as much lol... |
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over a year ago
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"*remembers to leave his speedo's at home for the beach party*"
oh yeah please do...you know mr notts is into cling film and other such percularites...so best leave him to it |
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Got the mask if you want to play. You might gag a little now theres an offer, see you on the dark side "
Dark is good it fills the desire it quenches the need! Feel its warmth with me...........
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"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off
oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates
My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol"
Thats your excuse and your sticking to it eh!... |
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"*remembers to leave his speedo's at home for the beach party*
oh yeah please do...you know mr notts is into cling film and other such percularites...so best leave him to it"
You'd love to have me in nothing but cling film, admit it lol... |
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
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nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol |
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol"
the woman from the krankies...erm...well am tall and she is small...so she could come in handy for summit |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol"
Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys |
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol
Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys "
Oooooo the crankies!!! Now that is nasty!!!
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol
Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys "
hahhhaa ...think its actually a hubby and wife ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol
Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys "
chuffing hell hun you aint watched much telly growing up as a kid.
hey wasnt sale of the century from norwich....about the only thing i know about norwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??"
I bet you bloody would if said lady was Cheryl Cole! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice
shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today
Bet he does good dirty talk
nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol
Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys
chuffing hell hun you aint watched much telly growing up as a kid.
hey wasnt sale of the century from norwich....about the only thing i know about norwich"
yes it was and so was Tricia, but we ain't Norwich folk we are here on 'missionary' work pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??
I bet you bloody would if said lady was Cheryl Cole! "
ah eh wishy...i couldnt do cheryl cole in a man u shirt...would be like a pair of nipples on a stick...i like my girlies more...curvy...and not able to run fast...lol...is that why you tie em up do ya think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off
oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates
My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol..
Funny thing was well over half the beach fellas wore em... Same in the far east... seems only Europe hate em as much lol... "
If I wore speedos my arse would eat them and they'd end up looking like a thong and then I'd get no action at all. Fuck that. I'll stick to me knee length shorts with pockets in just about every place imaginable that really bulk out when you fill them full of every piece of crap you THINK you'll need for a day trip out just to save carrying a fookin bag!
Far more sexier. |
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"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off
oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates
My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol..
Funny thing was well over half the beach fellas wore em... Same in the far east... seems only Europe hate em as much lol...
If I wore speedos my arse would eat them and they'd end up looking like a thong and then I'd get no action at all. Fuck that. I'll stick to me knee length shorts with pockets in just about every place imaginable that really bulk out when you fill them full of every piece of crap you THINK you'll need for a day trip out just to save carrying a fookin bag!
Far more sexier. "
oh i so agree wishy far more better to leave something to the imagination (sez she who bares all in her pics) anyhow you could keep ya rope in ya pockets and look like harrison ford out of raiders....tie me up anytime hun |
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