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By *emmefataleWoman
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Virginity like bubble...one prick...all gone.
Man who run in front of car...get tired.
Man who run behind car...get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket...feel cocky all day. (att: Underhill!)
Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways...going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick...go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes...get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth!...but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right...war determine who is left.
Lady who fly upside down...has crack-up.
Wife who put husband in doghouse...soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day...get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib...but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell...bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet...is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house...should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well...often catch crabs. 
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
. Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
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Why Chinese,honest question?
The sayings of Lao tzu are full of wit and wisdom,and Li Po's drinking songs sublime..
Mountain Drinking Song
To drown the ancient sorrows,
we drank a hundred jugs of wine
there in the beautiful night.
We couldn't go to bed with the moon so bright.
The finally the wine overcame us
and we lay down on the empty mountain--
the earth for a pillow,
and a blanket made of heaven.
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