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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is anyone else incredibly clumsy??
I have a habit of falling over (yes when sober too!) I fell over on the way to my car this morning.
Then Friday night at work I tripped over a table and fell over.
On a meet last week I fell over twice! But I was in very high heels.
I'm also terrible for dropping and breaking things, if someone is going to spill something it would be me.
And last year I tore ligaments in my foot after falling over at a social
So is anyone else as bad? And does anyone know how to combat clumsiness?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so clumsy.....always covered in bruises (not the ones on my pics!) from falling up the stairs or in general. On Saturday night we were crossing the road and had to hurry which I managed fine in 5 inch heels however when we got onto the pavement walking again I tripped twice!
Mrs SnT |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm so clumsy.....always covered in bruises (not the ones on my pics!) from falling up the stairs or in general. On Saturday night we were crossing the road and had to hurry which I managed fine in 5 inch heels however when we got onto the pavement walking again I tripped twice!
Mrs SnT "
Haha that's totally my style!! I can be fine in my heels and it's when you don't expect it that bam your on the floor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wrap yourself in bubble wrap......
There's a kinky game there too, popping those bubbles xxxxx Suzi"
I'll never look at bubble wrap the same way again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im very clumsy. I fall over all the time. It's worse in heels. Fell up the stairs at xtasia a few weeks ago and spilt my drink all over me and the floor and landed on my hand funny which still hurts now.
Im alleyways damaging myself lol |
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Super clumsy here, tripped over my own feet and broke my toe, a week later stubbed same toe on the baby bouncer and crack on little toe joint cracked more and ended up with broken foot.
Fall.down stairs all the time, constantly walking into tables at work, my thighs are always black and blue.
And threw a drink over a meet by accident......it was cider....he was in sobriety |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im very clumsy. I fall over all the time. It's worse in heels. Fell up the stairs at xtasia a few weeks ago and spilt my drink all over me and the floor and landed on my hand funny which still hurts now.
Im alleyways damaging myself lol "
So far I've managed to not fall on the stairs of chams or xtasia but there is time yet
I fell out of a hotel room which was the funniest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lock yourself indoors, become a waited upon hermit.
Let me know when you have arranged my waiting staff
Paul for a start "
He won't wait on me - tells me to stop being a lazy bitch and do it my self |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Super clumsy here, tripped over my own feet and broke my toe, a week later stubbed same toe on the baby bouncer and crack on little toe joint cracked more and ended up with broken foot.
Fall.down stairs all the time, constantly walking into tables at work, my thighs are always black and blue.
And threw a drink over a meet by accident......it was cider....he was in sobriety "
What did the meet do?
Glad it's not just me, I broke my toe having sex in the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm ridiculously clumsy!
The funniest one has to be on a night out wearing heels the whole night absolutely fine. Took them off to go down the stairs cause I was feeling unsteady... Then I fell down the stairs whilst carrying my shoes
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ridiculously clumsy!
The funniest one has to be on a night out wearing heels the whole night absolutely fine. Took them off to go down the stairs cause I was feeling unsteady... Then I fell down the stairs whilst carrying my shoes
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Haha ok I think you may even be clumsier than me |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else incredibly clumsy??
I have a habit of falling over (yes when sober too!) I fell over on the way to my car this morning.
Then Friday night at work I tripped over a table and fell over.
On a meet last week I fell over twice! But I was in very high heels.
I'm also terrible for dropping and breaking things, if someone is going to spill something it would be me.
And last year I tore ligaments in my foot after falling over at a social
So is anyone else as bad? And does anyone know how to combat clumsiness?? "
haven't you ever heard the old mans tail .you know the one find yourself a clumsy girl boy ....why .....because clumsy girls are great in bed son. |
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"Super clumsy here, tripped over my own feet and broke my toe, a week later stubbed same toe on the baby bouncer and crack on little toe joint cracked more and ended up with broken foot.
Fall.down stairs all the time, constantly walking into tables at work, my thighs are always black and blue.
And threw a drink over a meet by accident......it was cider....he was in sobriety
What did the meet do?
Glad it's not just me, I broke my toe having sex in the shower "
I was mortified, like distraught, he cleaned it all up and said don't worry |
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"I'm ridiculously clumsy!
The funniest one has to be on a night out wearing heels the whole night absolutely fine. Took them off to go down the stairs cause I was feeling unsteady... Then I fell down the stairs whilst carrying my shoes
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Can't walk in heels sober, pissed and I'm away running lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm ridiculously clumsy!
The funniest one has to be on a night out wearing heels the whole night absolutely fine. Took them off to go down the stairs cause I was feeling unsteady... Then I fell down the stairs whilst carrying my shoes
Haha ok I think you may even be clumsier than me "
Laughed it off at the time...
But it Made for an extremely painful hangover and my back was a lovely shade of purple. Was walking like a cripple for like a week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else incredibly clumsy??
I have a habit of falling over (yes when sober too!) I fell over on the way to my car this morning.
Then Friday night at work I tripped over a table and fell over.
On a meet last week I fell over twice! But I was in very high heels.
I'm also terrible for dropping and breaking things, if someone is going to spill something it would be me.
And last year I tore ligaments in my foot after falling over at a social
So is anyone else as bad? And does anyone know how to combat clumsiness??
haven't you ever heard the old mans tail .you know the one find yourself a clumsy girl boy ....why .....because clumsy girls are great in bed son. "
That old man has sense! And I don't fall over in bed |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Is anyone else incredibly clumsy??
I have a habit of falling over (yes when sober too!) I fell over on the way to my car this morning.
Then Friday night at work I tripped over a table and fell over.
On a meet last week I fell over twice! But I was in very high heels.
I'm also terrible for dropping and breaking things, if someone is going to spill something it would be me.
And last year I tore ligaments in my foot after falling over at a social
So is anyone else as bad? And does anyone know how to combat clumsiness??
haven't you ever heard the old mans tail .you know the one find yourself a clumsy girl boy ....why .....because clumsy girls are great in bed son.
That old man has sense! And I don't fall over in bed "
so your clumsiness is a vertical thing as long as your horizontal you never drop the balls your juggling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else incredibly clumsy??
I have a habit of falling over (yes when sober too!) I fell over on the way to my car this morning.
Then Friday night at work I tripped over a table and fell over.
On a meet last week I fell over twice! But I was in very high heels.
I'm also terrible for dropping and breaking things, if someone is going to spill something it would be me.
And last year I tore ligaments in my foot after falling over at a social
So is anyone else as bad? And does anyone know how to combat clumsiness??
haven't you ever heard the old mans tail .you know the one find yourself a clumsy girl boy ....why .....because clumsy girls are great in bed son.
That old man has sense! And I don't fall over in bed
so your clumsiness is a vertical thing as long as your horizontal you never drop the balls your juggling "
fine juggling balls even semi horizontal, only vertical when I have problems |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Is anyone else incredibly clumsy??
I have a habit of falling over (yes when sober too!) I fell over on the way to my car this morning.
Then Friday night at work I tripped over a table and fell over.
On a meet last week I fell over twice! But I was in very high heels.
I'm also terrible for dropping and breaking things, if someone is going to spill something it would be me.
And last year I tore ligaments in my foot after falling over at a social
So is anyone else as bad? And does anyone know how to combat clumsiness??
haven't you ever heard the old mans tail .you know the one find yourself a clumsy girl boy ....why .....because clumsy girls are great in bed son.
That old man has sense! And I don't fall over in bed
so your clumsiness is a vertical thing as long as your horizontal you never drop the balls your juggling
fine juggling balls even semi horizontal, only vertical when I have problems "
well that great to hear as its offer more interesting ball juggling possibilities |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I, as many good chums (not least Fab Queen and Mr Legend) will comfirm am a definite contender for the title of 'Clumsiest Woman on Fab' - you may think The Twins were enhanced through vanity, they are in fact air bags to save permanent face planting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I, as many good chums (not least Fab Queen and Mr Legend) will comfirm am a definite contender for the title of 'Clumsiest Woman on Fab' - you may think The Twins were enhanced through vanity, they are in fact air bags to save permanent face planting. "
Haha love this, maybe I should get a enhanced pair as my knees are always grazed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I, as many good chums (not least Fab Queen and Mr Legend) will comfirm am a definite contender for the title of 'Clumsiest Woman on Fab' - you may think The Twins were enhanced through vanity, they are in fact air bags to save permanent face planting. "
Hmmm indeed, and the occasional fainting episode. We must get you some sparkly knee pads also. |
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