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In my early days on here someone had on their profile 'one liners and winks will be blocked' so I sent them what I thought was a nice, respectful but perhaps in hindsight a tad too long message.
The result "If I wanted to read a book I would have bought one. Wanker" and a block!
Welcome to Fab!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes if I get a guy being too pushy for a meet, I tell them I'm on my period!
Responses vary from a 'lol' to 'I'll try again in a few days' to 'can you still suck my cock though'.The one who said he didn't mind a bit of blood got blocked! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best line you've ever been sent?
Think I've just had mine...
I want to get you pregnant!
Beat that... X
Easy; I've had the same message!  "
Erm.. But.... You're.....?!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago  
Spill the beans..."
do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago
Spill the beans...
do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening "
Glad that was the best line... I'm sure for her it was pretty damned good too?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite i've ever been sent is "If being hot was a felony, you'd be on death row"
The weirdest was the guy who asked if he could pay me £500 to use him as a toilet for the night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago
Spill the beans...
do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening
Glad that was the best line... I'm sure for her it was pretty damned good too?! "
hoping nobody ever forgets times like that xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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From the male half of a couple - a message along the lines of 'It's our fantasy to force her to hve sex with a woman'
Rape your wife you say? Nah. I'm alright ta.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the best line you've ever been sent?
Think I've just had mine...
I want to get you pregnant!
Beat that... X
Easy; I've had the same message!
Erm.. But.... You're.....?!!! Lol "
Without a womb, yes |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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"In my early days on here someone had on their profile 'one liners and winks will be blocked' so I sent them what I thought was a nice, respectful but perhaps in hindsight a tad too long message.
The result "If I wanted to read a book I would have bought one. Wanker" and a block!
Welcome to Fab! "
Ha ha, Sorry for laughing but that is funny! ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you do bareback?
No.
Not even if I let you go first?
Eh? Er still no.
Can my hubby suck you off then while I watch?
Not my thing sorry.
FUCKING TIME WASTING LOSER!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here - What are you?
My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On here - What are you?
My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment. "
Sorry Dear Hatter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On here - What are you?
My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment.
Sorry Dear Hatter "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday . "
Yep! Had that one!
And the can I get you pregnant one.
It's like shit chat up line bingo |
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