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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
Some are. Just not you. Get over it. Just keep looking for someone that fancys you.
It's not take a ticket and wait your turn for a shag.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
What is your point OP? Are you implying that they say they're looking for single men but won't meet you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
they say they are looking for single men because that is the coded phrase that secretly means married women..I presume? |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
Has someone dented your ego OP?
Are single women supposed to all fall at every man's feet and be grateful?
Have I been doing the wrong thing saying no to the fancy a fuck emails because they aren't my type?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences  |
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
No I don't think they have. They are very simple. They sit dribbling and staring vacantly at drawings they've done in green crayon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
No I don't think they have. They are very simple. They sit dribbling and staring vacantly at drawings they've done in green crayon. "
Why green crayon in particular? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could really do with scrambled egg on toast that's what I'm looking for ...
Pfft, you women and your impossible dreams.  "
I'm just demanding like that!
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
No I don't think they have. They are very simple. They sit dribbling and staring vacantly at drawings they've done in green crayon. "
So thats where the wet patches come from  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's  "
It's bloody not. I charge seven pounds a letter...you'll get you bill at the end of the thread ok |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
No I don't think they have. They are very simple. They sit dribbling and staring vacantly at drawings they've done in green crayon. "
I like using the orange one. My drawing is very pretty and orange. I have a bib for the dribbling.
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's "
Do you apply this logic to everything in life?
Did you have to see a live birth before believing where babies came from?
Did you have to go to the McCains factory because someone once just *told* you that chips are made from potatoes?
Did you take apart your TV to make 100% sure it's not filled with those tiny people who are just sitting there ready for your remote to control them?  |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
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There's men on here with veris to say they've met women. As the women above say we are looking for men just not all men. It's a weird world where women get a choice of who they wish to have sex with. Madness in this day and age.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences "
We do???? Oh yes....that's right, WE DO!!!
(Pasdy...Give me a call OP, I've not had sex for a year ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's "
So you are hoping to get a meet out of this, thinking some woman is going to say, "I'll meet you, just to prove women do meet single guys"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
We do???? Oh yes....that's right, WE DO!!!
(Pasdy...Give me a call OP, I've not had sex for a year )"
That's a crime on its own  |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
North West |
"Surely all you women on here are gagging for it , it's a site orientated to sex after all "
God yes I'd love to have more sex. Problem is finding someone that wants the same sex as me. Don't need to join this site to find a quick bunk up. |
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By *rimo4u OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences "
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely all you women on here are gagging for it , it's a site orientated to sex after all
God yes I'd love to have more sex. Problem is finding someone that wants the same sex as me. Don't need to join this site to find a quick bunk up. "
'Ello you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's
So you are hoping to get a meet out of this, thinking some woman is going to say, "I'll meet you, just to prove women do meet single guys"? "
Is it like when you say "see that guy there but don't look now" you cannot help but look.
If this works every guy will have their own threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? "
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right. |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right. "
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? "
I think you're better off questioning the guys about that. Ask them how many messages they send. Could I ask, what type of things you message? That can play a hand in getting a female's initial interest. Just like sending a bad message or generic one will make them ignore it  |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? "
Let me just paint you a little picture:
Women get on average, dozens of messages every single day.
Most people will be attracted to a fair number of people.
Do you think that woman should agree to "meet to see" if they like every single one of those men?
50 men. Every day.
What do you think they should do? Ignore all of the other men and "meet you to see"?
Think about what you're asking. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? "
Are your messages interesting, clear to understand?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
I think you're better off questioning the guys about that. Ask them how many messages they send. Could I ask, what type of things you message? That can play a hand in getting a female's initial interest. Just like sending a bad message or generic one will make them ignore it "
Fancy a fuck messages always a winner with attached classy pic of my crown jewels |
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By *rimo4u OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that. "
But is it not a question of law of average's surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's
So you are hoping to get a meet out of this, thinking some woman is going to say, "I'll meet you, just to prove women do meet single guys"?
Is it like when you say "see that guy there but don't look now" you cannot help but look.
If this works every guy will have their own threads "
Oh God! Perish the thought! We have enough repetitive threads as it is! |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
No.
Because the law of averages would suggest that, on average, most women would meet most men (in short).
And that would work in getting a good return on meets from your messages if there are equal numbers of men and women on here.
But there are not.
So for the law of averages to work, women would have to meet as many times more men as men meet women.
Is that realistic? |
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"So for the law of averages to work, women would have to meet as many times more men as men meet women.
Is that realistic? "
*women would have to meet as many times more men than there are men of women on this site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
I think you're better off questioning the guys about that. Ask them how many messages they send. Could I ask, what type of things you message? That can play a hand in getting a female's initial interest. Just like sending a bad message or generic one will make them ignore it
Fancy a fuck messages always a winner with attached classy pic of my crown jewels "
Oh yes! A woman's favourite message, to the point, consice, and a piece of jewellery... I'm in my 1000's because of this irresistible offers! |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
don't let it dent your confidence or assume its because women aren't attracted to you. Its possible that a good proportion of the women you message receive so many that yours don't get looked at. It might be worth changing your approach, maybe go to a club, socials or get chatting in the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
Tell that to the men who have been on here for a very long time, and still have not managed to get a meet. It's a jungle out there OP, and we're a bunch of fussy sods! |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
why are you messaging 100s of women. It must be a full time occupation, reading all the way through each profile, digesting the information and realising your the kind of guy they are looking for, then taking time to write out a good decent thought out message.
Its wearing me out thinking about it |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
North West |
"Surely all you women on here are gagging for it , it's a site orientated to sex after all
God yes I'd love to have more sex. Problem is finding someone that wants the same sex as me. Don't need to join this site to find a quick bunk up.
'Ello you "
Oh hey sexy |
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"OP, join in threads, get out to socials and lighten up a little. Let people get to know you and you might get better results.
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Instead of condescendingly implying women don't know what they're doing.
Cos that's really gonna make women want to meet you. |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?why are you messaging 100s of women. It must be a full time occupation, reading all the way through each profile, digesting the information and realising your the kind of guy they are looking for, then taking time to write out a good decent thought out message.
Its wearing me out thinking about it"
Probably a copy and paste message without fully reading the profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
No. By your own admission you've messaged a lot of people and yet here you are starting this thread about getting nowhere.
Lets examine the evidence..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's
Do you apply this logic to everything in life?
Did you have to see a live birth before believing where babies came from?
Did you have to go to the McCains factory because someone once just *told* you that chips are made from potatoes?
Did you take apart your TV to make 100% sure it's not filled with those tiny people who are just sitting there ready for your remote to control them? "
Chips are made from potatoes? What witchcraft is this you speak of? 
*pens letter to Daily Mail..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely all you women on here are gagging for it , it's a site orientated to sex after all
God yes I'd love to have more sex. Problem is finding someone that wants the same sex as me. Don't need to join this site to find a quick bunk up.
'Ello you
Oh hey sexy "
Fancy bumping into you here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are. "
Shhhhh! You'll let the cat out of the bag |
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
I could ask why do you say you are straight when your only verification is from a TV/TS ?
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
it could be yes, but the ratio of emails one bangs out before one hits the jackpot is well..
a secret..
is the law of averages sort of like any hole will do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are. "
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok...... |
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"Talk is cheap so thay say! I can only believe it when i see it guy's
Do you apply this logic to everything in life?
Did you have to see a live birth before believing where babies came from?
Did you have to go to the McCains factory because someone once just *told* you that chips are made from potatoes?
Did you take apart your TV to make 100% sure it's not filled with those tiny people who are just sitting there ready for your remote to control them?
Chips are made from potatoes? What witchcraft is this you speak of?
*pens letter to Daily Mail....."
It's a secret those dirty lefties have been keeping from us. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok...... "
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
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OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end |
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end "
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? "
I wanted to write
"firing off hundreds of messages to females and getting no chat sounds like a scatter gun firing blanks, with an anything will do"
But really
Perhaps be more selective with your search, look for local group socials, and I'm pretty sure I have read it can take time...
Good luck OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?why are you messaging 100s of women. It must be a full time occupation, reading all the way through each profile, digesting the information and realising your the kind of guy they are looking for, then taking time to write out a good decent thought out message.
Its wearing me out thinking about it"
I can see what you did there
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew. "
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out? |
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"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!?
Look at yourself before blaming the hundreds of other people/women.
Perhaps reflect on what you might have been doing wrong or not doing right.
Yeh.
Basically, in short - yes.
Sorry if your ego can't take that.
But is it not a question of law of average's surely?"
I never worry about other peoples profiles , just my own. Have you listed you r hobbies and interests in order that potential meets can judge whst type of person you are. ? |
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok...... "
I'll help! |
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out? "
I hear OP is good at turning them all off. |
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OP most women are interested in the single men who make an effort to write a good profile, have sexy and imaginative pics and send out first messages that are personal to us (not generic copy and paste) which show you have read our profiles too.
Another little hint for you too - nothing makes our pussy dry up quicker than a single man moaning on the forums about us not meeting
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out? "
The turning them on seems to be the problem. Turning them off is working well.
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Disability Discrimination Act 1995 "
You still have to get to the interview.
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Disability Discrimination Act 1995
You still have to get to the interview.
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over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
"
Im a bit absent minded..
Crutches could be her thing...the new ironside taking out fleeing muggers with her boomerang crutch skills...a new crutch attachment every week, built in rifle, grapple hook..that type of shiz..
we could do a series right? |
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out? "
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Disability Discrimination Act 1995
You still have to get to the interview.
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over a year ago
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
Ahhh stepford fab lol "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Im a bit absent minded..
Crutches could be her thing...the new ironside taking out fleeing muggers with her boomerang crutch skills...a new crutch attachment every week, built in rifle, grapple hook..that type of shiz..
we could do a series right? "
It's got potential. I'd just be worried she'd taser herself, given her track record.
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Disability Discrimination Act 1995
You still have to get to the interview.
We could...drive? "
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over a year ago
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
Ahhh stepford fab lol
That's how women work...right? "
Yes. That's why every man gets so lucky on the site |
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Im a bit absent minded..
Crutches could be her thing...the new ironside taking out fleeing muggers with her boomerang crutch skills...a new crutch attachment every week, built in rifle, grapple hook..that type of shiz..
we could do a series right?
It's got potential. I'd just be worried she'd taser herself, given her track record.
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over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Yes.
Because they are.
Why are you in the police now love...you never mentioned this!
Just gonna go 'clean' the shed ok......
You'd think you'd notice that. Do they take applicants on crutches?
Im a bit absent minded..
Crutches could be her thing...the new ironside taking out fleeing muggers with her boomerang crutch skills...a new crutch attachment every week, built in rifle, grapple hook..that type of shiz..
we could do a series right?
It's got potential. I'd just be worried she'd taser herself, given her track record.
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We can take the batteries out...it's just for telly anyhow
In fact...we could just put her away someplace safe and have a double play her
This however isn't helping her police career now..
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over a year ago
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The wording of your profile won't be helping you....along the lines of "If you think you can offer me something different" also "Entice me"
You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it! |
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over a year ago
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I'm a single woman and know what I want
My reason for wanting a single man is simple
I don't want shit to get complicated. I don't want to fit around the wife and kids |
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over a year ago
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
Ahhh stepford fab lol
That's how women work...right?
Yes. That's why every man gets so lucky on the site "
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over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
I can't speak for the other several 1,000s of women here, but I really do know.
I look for single men as they're quite nice and have sex with me when I find the right ones.
Any other queries I can help with? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could really do with scrambled egg on toast that's what I'm looking for ...
Pfft, you women and your impossible dreams. "
Bacon and strawberry jam too xx |
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over a year ago
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
Ahhh stepford fab lol
That's how women work...right?
Yes. That's why every man gets so lucky on the site
Like fishin' with dynamite "
Exactly! We are programmed to explode.... Well sometimes fake it |
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
Ahhh stepford fab lol
That's how women work...right?
Yes. That's why every man gets so lucky on the site
Like fishin' with dynamite
Exactly! We are programmed to explode.... Well sometimes fake it "
Except with me...obviously |
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By *rimo4u OP Man
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
"The wording of your profile won't be helping you....along the lines of "If you think you can offer me something different" also "Entice me"
You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it! "
You have a point the more bull shit you can talk the better you can entice the ladies lol.. |
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
The turning them on seems to be the problem. Turning them off is working well.
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
North West |
"When I'm meeting (taking a break as I broke my foot) I'm very clear on what I what it's a shame no one bothers reading what I want before messaging "
My profile is ridiculously clear yet no still get crap messages. Might try holding up cards with bullet points on in my pictures. |
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over a year ago
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"The wording of your profile won't be helping you....along the lines of "If you think you can offer me something different" also "Entice me"
You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it!
You have a point the more bull shit you can talk the better you can entice the ladies lol.. "
You are taking the advice and spinning it, to be honest most wonder why they can't get meets, then get arsey when they are given certain hints. Why not try not being like a lot of the men who write these kind of threads, and take what is said on board, to up your chances? Women can see through bullshit a mile away. So I would not suggest trying to treat us like we are idiots. |
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over a year ago
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"OP I'll be straight and to the point, your post would put me off you even if I had found you attractive in the first place. Which I don't, you're just not my type.
Women on Fab meet the men they want. if that's not you then tough. Doesn't mean the women are doing anything wrong.
Try and work with how Fab works and you'll find women who are attracted to you in the end
It's like women are autonomous people with their own wants and desires. Who knew.
I don't like the idea of that at all..
Have we tried switching them all off then on again to see of this sorts them out?
Ahhh stepford fab lol
That's how women work...right?
Yes. That's why every man gets so lucky on the site
Like fishin' with dynamite
Exactly! We are programmed to explode.... Well sometimes fake it
Except with me...obviously "
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over a year ago
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Well someone's not a happy bunny are they! If this place is getting to you that much mate I seriously suggest you leave you need thick skin to be on here and it's vital you don't take it to heart if you get rejected! Chin up mate it will happen sooner or later but if women you've messaged or message in the future see this thread chances are they will be put off anyway |
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over a year ago
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"The wording of your profile won't be helping you....along the lines of "If you think you can offer me something different" also "Entice me"
You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it!
You have a point the more bull shit you can talk the better you can entice the ladies lol..
You are taking the advice and spinning it, to be honest most wonder why they can't get meets, then get arsey when they are given certain hints. Why not try not being like a lot of the men who write these kind of threads, and take what is said on board, to up your chances? Women can see through bullshit a mile away. So I would not suggest trying to treat us like we are idiots. "
Yeah.
Sex robots aren't stupid! |
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You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it!
You have a point the more bull shit you can talk the better you can entice the ladies lol.. "
Wow. And you wonder why women won't meet with you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, they are a looking for single men, but men have to be patient until the turn comes to them, it can be a long wait lol."
Glad i stocked up on popcorn lol |
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over a year ago
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"The wording of your profile won't be helping you....along the lines of "If you think you can offer me something different" also "Entice me"
You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it!
You have a point the more bull shit you can talk the better you can entice the ladies lol..
You are taking the advice and spinning it, to be honest most wonder why they can't get meets, then get arsey when they are given certain hints. Why not try not being like a lot of the men who write these kind of threads, and take what is said on board, to up your chances? Women can see through bullshit a mile away. So I would not suggest trying to treat us like we are idiots.
Yeah.
Sex robots aren't stupid! "
Considering we have internal computers, we are veritable geniuses! |
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over a year ago
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"The wording of your profile won't be helping you....along the lines of "If you think you can offer me something different" also "Entice me"
You've got it the wrong way round,the numbers on here dictate it's what you can offer the ladies and how you can entice them is what you should be going for.
Good luck,you're gonna need it!
Strangely enough I was actually trying to be helpful,fuck knows why!
You have a point the more bull shit you can talk the better you can entice the ladies lol.. "
Says the man who has on his profile such generic desperado pish like....Long foreplay n oral worship!
Surprised you haven't said you can breath through your ears!
You might as well say please meet me n I'll be a good little boy n lick your pussy for hours n not expect anything in return! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
I don't say I am. I just apply filters and do the looking myself. Means I don't waste my time getting messages from people I'm not interested in, they don't waste their time writing them and I don't message that many people so it's easy to figure out who isn't interested in me since they generally fail to respond. All of which makes life easier for all concerned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And another
"Wait, a woman doesn't want to meet ME!! How can they possibly claim to want to meet men?? *I'M* A MAN, CAN'T THEY SEE THAT?!"
thread.
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And, with a quick tap on the magic green arrow, not an entirely unique one for the OP |
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over a year ago
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A quick click of the green arrow of destiny would suggest you're not the most positive of chaps OP.
Just an idea for you, but instead of moaning across the forums about how hard done by you are...concentrate your efforts on messaging the right people who are likely to want to meet you. Playing the 'law of averages' as you put it, isn't a great opening gambit. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Just a little heads up OP. When a woman says she is looking for single males, it doesn't mean she is willing to shag just any man... We have types and preferences
Well if that is true no one of the 100's i have message are attracted to me or even meet to see!? "
Then you're obviously not appealing to these ladies. Maybe look at what you are putting in your messages. If you've messaged 100's and getting no response, you need to look at your message content. Or maybe they just don't find you attractive..... |
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over a year ago
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"Thanks for all messages guys and girls! If it take's a controversial post to get noticed for good or for bad i think it was worth it! All part of the game i suppose lol.. "
Not really controversial OP. All your posts revolve around the same subject. Just looks desperate.  |
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over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
Because they are
Just not you
All because somebody turns you down that does not mean they arent looking for single guys
Do you think if a woman has looking for single guys on her profile that ,means she should meet every guy who mails her? |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
The ones who are looking for single men but won't meet you are all probably Dykes anyway |
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over a year ago
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"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?"
Words don't fail you that much. You got to write the tread OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are looking for single men whom they are attracted to, not all single men. Just because they don't want you doesn't mean they are lying about wanting single men. Is this really so difficult to comprehend. |
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By *rimo4u OP Man
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
"They are looking for single men whom they are attracted to, not all single men. Just because they don't want you doesn't mean they are lying about wanting single men. Is this really so difficult to comprehend. "
Comprenda! |
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By *rimo4u OP Man
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
"A quick click of the green arrow of destiny would suggest you're not the most positive of chaps OP.
Just an idea for you, but instead of moaning across the forums about how hard done by you are...concentrate your efforts on messaging the right people who are likely to want to meet you. Playing the 'law of averages' as you put it, isn't a great opening gambit. "
Do you think i waste time messaging people to Hume i don't think i ticket there boxes? Give me a little credit pls lol..  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Do any of the single women have any clue what so ever why there on here? Why do thay say there looking for single men?
Some are. Just not you. Get over it. Just keep looking for someone that fancys you.
It's not take a ticket and wait your turn for a shag. "
Now you tell me! I'm knackered...
Next number: 137, fuck off and the rest of you. |
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