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THE HAS BEEN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You are one of the survivors.

What non swinging or sex related skill can you bring to help keep the non infected alive.

Note people who have no use will be cast into the wilderness to fend for themselves along with other people who work in Hr.

(disclaimer unless you are hot)

Personally.

I am a carpenter and can help rebuild,jools has medical training.

So we are safe and useful to the post apocalyptic society.

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By *inglehotchickWoman over a year ago

blackpool

I did a first aid in the workplace training course last month

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can shoot (and hit) a target the size of a watermelon at over 1200m hunt and prepare many animals for food, build shelters and repair various vehicles. I'm also a pretty good laugh.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I can whittle replacement tent poles and pegs from young saplings.

I can also photograph people naked. (We'll still need porn, right?)

Mrs ddc is sometimes good at knowing her place.

{ducks}

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nursing

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

I can cook. Everyone likes beans on toast right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a lovely coffee.... and can sew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can brew alcohol...you all seem to like the stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give excellent hugs and I can sing - wo doesn't need a song and a hug in the face of an apocolypse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can...well...umm...

Fuck it, I'm off to the wilderness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make tea.

Oh fuck it, just give me a bat, I'll survive for a good hour in the wilderness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

apocalypse *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a really loud scream. So could warn folk of their impending doom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snake charming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im very good at calming people down - lessen the panic element

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I can whittle replacement tent poles and pegs from young saplings.

I can also photograph people naked. (We'll still need porn, right?)

Mrs ddc is sometimes good at knowing her place.

{ducks}

Mr ddc"

Omfg, he's up to his tricks again, fortunately I'm the most tolerant wife! Does that count?

If not, I do grow fruit and veg (someone else can do the cooking though)

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can cook, I'm ex military and can shoot, I'm also an explosive specialist, engineer and an electrician so can set up a perimeter with an electric fence

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

We've seen all series of The Walking Dead so know the putfalks to watch out for and how to kill zombies by various means.

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can kill n butcher animals/people

I'd also be happy to do a Kevin Costner n drift about the post-apocalyptic landscape impregnating the ladies as clearly all the other male survivors would be rendered infertile because of zombie apocalypse reasons!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've seen all series of The Walking Dead so know the putfalks to watch out for and how to kill zombies by various means.

Mr G"

I have a compound hunting bow and I'm not a bad shot.

I'm also a trained first responder.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm too cute to send out into the wilderness. Give me some cleaning jobs or something. I'm ok with a saw and a hammer too.

Please don't let me die out there alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are one of the survivors.

What non swinging or sex related skill can you bring to help keep the non infected alive.

Note people who have no use will be cast into the wilderness to fend for themselves along with other people who work in Hr.

(disclaimer unless you are hot)

Personally.

I am a carpenter and can help rebuild,jools has medical training.

So we are safe and useful to the post apocalyptic society. "

I have enough weapons to equip a small army.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS over a year ago

Larne

I'm a brain surgeon !

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

"We've seen all series of The Walking Dead so know the putfalks to watch out for and how to kill zombies by various means.

Mr G"

Knowing what those "putfalks" are is a very important skill you know...especially when you can't type "pitfalls" for toffee or even proof read a post before submitting it!!

Mr G

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By *enny79TV/TS over a year ago

chesterfield

I'm a chef and can set good traps hope I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm too cute to send out into the wilderness. Give me some cleaning jobs or something. I'm ok with a saw and a hammer too.

Please don't let me die out there alone

Wait, does that work because I'm adorable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can kill n butcher animals/people

i sticking close to you - mind what you do with that cleaver

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I can also nurse but f..k that! I'm off to the wilderness!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I could talk the zombies to death

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By *hooter McGavinMan over a year ago

Exeter

I was a marksman and am still a good shot, a trained cook and good with my hands,

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll just nip to the 24/7 over the road and stock up with peas. What a foolish thing to do you might think

Well fuck you lot, I've got a pea shooter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just nip to the 24/7 over the road and stock up with peas. What a foolish thing to do you might think

Well fuck you lot, I've got a pea shooter

get some spuds - spud guns are making a come back

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By *oul BrothaMan over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

My excellent oral skills should keep me from being chucked to rampant zombies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook, I'm ex military and can shoot, I'm also an explosive specialist, engineer and an electrician so can set up a perimeter with an electric fence

Definitely want to buddy up with you.....

I have training in running rather large organisations, inspiring others, can shoot jumping kangeroos and killed many snakes so I think they are transferable skills ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can kill n butcher animals/people

i sticking close to you - mind what you do with that cleaver

As long as I can use you as a decoy while I loot all the other survivor camps lol.

Do a good job n you can "GET TO DE CHOPPA!"

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"I can shoot (and hit) a target the size of a watermelon at over 1200m hunt and prepare many animals for food, build shelters and repair various vehicles. I'm also a pretty good laugh."

...and what can Mr Who do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can kill n butcher animals/people

i sticking close to you - mind what you do with that cleaver

As long as I can use you as a decoy while I loot all the other survivor camps lol.

Do a good job n you can "GET TO DE CHOPPA!"

deal -

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

All that post apocalyptic shagging will result in babies...I'm a Midwife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can brew alcohol...you all seem to like the stuff

me too! Got a 30 litre still

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can cook, I'm ex military and can shoot, I'm also an explosive specialist, engineer and an electrician so can set up a perimeter with an electric fence

Ooooo

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I can cater for large numbers of people.

I can apply band aids and I'm not scared of blood or vomit

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can brew alcohol...you all seem to like the stuff

me too! Got a 30 litre still

I have a demi-john if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm an engineer so I could make the weapons for the soldiers on here and I'm a first aider also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can brew alcohol...you all seem to like the stuff

me too! Got a 30 litre still

I have a demi-john if that helps?"

Three of us have this covered it seems

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Come on over, losts of room, can see the zombies coming from a long way away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

getting quite a useful team together here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Medical training here.... Paul plays squash so he will be good at hitting the zombies over head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can brew alcohol...you all seem to like the stuff

me too! Got a 30 litre still

I have a demi-john if that helps?"

Kinky you can bring whatever you have that needs filling, times like these, we got ya pull together, push comes to shove in tight spot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can brew alcohol...you all seem to like the stuff

me too! Got a 30 litre still

I have a demi-john if that helps?

Three of us have this covered it seems

We all be staggering about and slurring the zombies won't notice us

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can shoot (and hit) a target the size of a watermelon at over 1200m hunt and prepare many animals for food, build shelters and repair various vehicles. I'm also a pretty good laugh.

...and what can Mr Who do?

Play some Eddie Van Halen on full blast, that'll sort 'em out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never come seconds anything I can not complete .

I'm no joiner but I can cut chisel and paint wood .

I'm no GBBO baker but I can make bread

I ain't in the army but my paint balling skills are awesome !

Head shots everywhere !!!!

I'm more than qualified to save you guys and girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo and we need to Fornicate Under the Command of the King

I am pretty experience and very good swimmers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never come seconds anything I can not complete .

I'm no joiner but I can cut chisel and paint wood .

I'm no GBBO baker but I can make bread

I ain't in the army but my paint balling skills are awesome !

Head shots everywhere !!!!

I'm more than qualified to save you guys and girls

sorted, panic over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never come seconds anything I can not complete .

I'm no joiner but I can cut chisel and paint wood .

I'm no GBBO baker but I can make bread

I ain't in the army but my paint balling skills are awesome !

Head shots everywhere !!!!

I'm more than qualified to save you guys and girls

sorted, panic over

I give great tutorials ...load aim fire reload....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me a shout when we need to start re-populating the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never come seconds anything I can not complete .

I'm no joiner but I can cut chisel and paint wood .

I'm no GBBO baker but I can make bread

I ain't in the army but my paint balling skills are awesome !

Head shots everywhere !!!!

I'm more than qualified to save you guys and girls

sorted, panic over

I give great tutorials ...load aim fire reload.... "

I'm an archer actually so I'll be ok probably. I've got 2 bows and about 4 dozen arrows.

Main bow is 2016/17 Hoyt Carbon Defiant Turbo 70lb 30" draw, 350 feet per second and I can Robin Hood arrows at 20 yards and fill up a paper plate at 80

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and my arrows will break paving stones (done it) and go straight through and out a sky tv box and through fence behind lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wanted a bow an arrow set .... Just another thing I can accomplish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never come seconds anything I can not complete .

I'm no joiner but I can cut chisel and paint wood .

I'm no GBBO baker but I can make bread

I ain't in the army but my paint balling skills are awesome !

Head shots everywhere !!!!

I'm more than qualified to save you guys and girls

sorted, panic over

I give great tutorials ...load aim fire reload....

I'm an archer actually so I'll be ok probably. I've got 2 bows and about 4 dozen arrows.

Main bow is 2016/17 Hoyt Carbon Defiant Turbo 70lb 30" draw, 350 feet per second and I can Robin Hood arrows at 20 yards and fill up a paper plate at 80

Good stuff

I'm pretty handy with a bow myself.A few years ago I went to an archery range on a family day out n hit the bull's-eye on my first try from roughly 30-40 yards!

I was well chuffed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is good going my friend ... I once shot my mate paint balling through his mask and bust his lip . That was funny

Never lost a game yet !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electro/mechanical engineer in the power generation industry. So I'll keep the lights running be it wind or solar. I also wasn't a bad shot back in my army days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never come seconds anything I can not complete .

I'm no joiner but I can cut chisel and paint wood .

I'm no GBBO baker but I can make bread

I ain't in the army but my paint balling skills are awesome !

Head shots everywhere !!!!

I'm more than qualified to save you guys and girls

sorted, panic over

I give great tutorials ...load aim fire reload....

I'm an archer actually so I'll be ok probably. I've got 2 bows and about 4 dozen arrows.

Main bow is 2016/17 Hoyt Carbon Defiant Turbo 70lb 30" draw, 350 feet per second and I can Robin Hood arrows at 20 yards and fill up a paper plate at 80

I have a yumi bow and arrows among my arsenal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well thus far seems lots of people heading into the barren wilderness to eat cats and drink toilet water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well thus far seems lots of people heading into the barren wilderness to eat cats and drink toilet water.

Nooooooooooooo not cats!!!!!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"You are one of the survivors.

What non swinging or sex related skill can you bring to help keep the non infected alive.

Note people who have no use will be cast into the wilderness to fend for themselves along with other people who work in Hr.

(disclaimer unless you are hot)

Personally.

I am a carpenter and can help rebuild,jools has medical training.

So we are safe and useful to the post apocalyptic society. "
i live in the wilderness..dont send all the stupid people my way..goes to seal up the doors from the stupid humans...im not in...go away...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me into the wilderness. i dont want to be in no namy pamby camp singing kumby a my lord round no god damn campfire. Let me at those dead bastards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm done for