well mate if she bashes you over the head with her handbag and drags you off to her woman crave . then you wake up rather sore down below with her humming her favourite tune .

I think you can safely say she was randy .

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"What?!"

Don't worry Clem.

I don't mind demonstrating for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how many threads can a farmer harvest before supper?

Think we might find out

I'm going for a farmers dozen, no wait a bakers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my fanny has shrivelled now.

sorry, i am evil and trying to change but it's so hard..."
pmsl

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By *rs DCouple over a year ago

far

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !"
true

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !"

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually they wear some fancy dress devil horns to alert the male of the species to their hornieness. Hope this helps OP x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What?!

Don't worry Clem.

I don't mind demonstrating for you.

Thank the old gods for that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

Good for him.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

This is easy. A womans nose will glow green if she's horny and good to go.

If it glows red she's either not horny or has a cold.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Well if she has her hand down your trousers & her tongue down your throat I'd say she's horny.

Wouldn't mind but I was having 40 winks after this mornings blat to Norfolk & back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

Can't have been that good if he doesn't know when a woman is horny or not...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

Can't have been that good if he doesn't know when a woman is horny or not..."

Maybe it is for him...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you don't know by now you never will petal..."
..ha ha

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

OP are you a livestock or arable farmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cow farmer xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP are you a livestock or arable farmer

Hahahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cow farmer xxx"

use the reply+quote to answer someone xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cow farmer xxx"

What did you just call me!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Depends on her intellect and decorum.

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