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over a year ago
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"Morning blade looks like my manager chose to pick the wrong day for me to be outside doing external areas lmao 
Depends if he likes you or not. I'm guessing not  "
It's a she lol and yes she likes me very much maybe she never knew it was going to be raining today though oh well |
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"Morning soppy bollocks 
I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are 
But good morning anyway  
And you never will 
Morning ace
Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart  "
That won't be any time errr ever |
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"Morning soppy bollocks
I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are
But good morning anyway
And you never will
Morning ace
Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart
That won't be any time errr ever "
Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs
What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life  |
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"Morning soppy bollocks
I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are
But good morning anyway
And you never will
Morning ace
Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart
That won't be any time errr ever
Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs
What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life "
You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning Bladey and good morning to the rest of the gang. I don't know what you mean about the weather, it's already entirely glorious out here in Cyprus.  . Big snogs. |
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"Morning soppy bollocks
I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are
But good morning anyway
And you never will
Morning ace
Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart
That won't be any time errr ever
Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs
What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life
You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought "
Only in your arms sweetheart  |
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"Morning Bladey and good morning to the rest of the gang. I don't know what you mean about the weather, it's already entirely glorious out here in Cyprus. . Big snogs. "
I could go right off you you know but can't see it being today. |
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"Morning soppy bollocks
I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are
But good morning anyway
And you never will
Morning ace
Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart
That won't be any time errr ever
Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs
What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life
You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought
Only in your arms sweetheart "
The puke actually came out a little then |
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"Morning soppy bollocks
I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are
But good morning anyway
And you never will
Morning ace
Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart
That won't be any time errr ever
Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs
What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life
You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought
Only in your arms sweetheart
The puke actually came out a little then "
No worries sistah, I'm of to bed now if ya wanna join me ya sexy hunk |
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"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.
Fuck off
I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude "
It's 1 of my charms. I'd tell you the rest but you'd flood the place. Morning sweet x |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.
Fuck off
I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude
It's 1 of my charms. I'd tell you the rest but you'd flood the place. Morning sweet x"
Missing a select few.
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"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.
Fuck off
I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude
It's 1 of my charms. I'd tell you the rest but you'd flood the place. Morning sweet x
Missing a select few.
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Awww your missing me how sweet are you. I can honestly say I didn't know you cared  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"morning all
I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake
on a bloody Sunday of all days
Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past "
yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks
to much coffee maybe |
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"morning all
I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake
on a bloody Sunday of all days
Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past
yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks
to much coffee maybe "
Na nothing so complex. I'm just a twat |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"morning all
I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake
on a bloody Sunday of all days
Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past
yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks
to much coffee maybe
Na nothing so complex. I'm just a twat "
I wouldn't have gone that far myself lets say a friendly rogue with a eye for mischief |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning Bladey xx
And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people "
Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!
Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx |
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"Morning Bladey xx
And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people
Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!
Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx"
Not yet put its definitely on the cards |
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"morning all
I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake
on a bloody Sunday of all days
Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past
yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks
to much coffee maybe
Na nothing so complex. I'm just a twat
I wouldn't have gone that far myself lets say a friendly rogue with a eye for mischief "
Oh my God it's like you've known me all my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning Bladey xx
And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people
Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!
Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx
Not yet put its definitely on the cards "
Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas!  |
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"Morning Bladey xx
And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people
Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!
Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx
Not yet put its definitely on the cards
Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas! "
Oh but you know it turns me on when you call me cupcake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning Bladey xx
And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people
Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!
Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx
Not yet put its definitely on the cards
Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas!
Oh but you know it turns me on when you call me cupcake "
Just think about Ace- that should dampen you down!
Don't want anything sticking out of your leathers creating drag and slowing you down! |
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"Morning Bladey xx
And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people
Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!
Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx
Not yet put its definitely on the cards
Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas!
Oh but you know it turns me on when you call me cupcake
Just think about Ace- that should dampen you down!
Don't want anything sticking out of your leathers creating drag and slowing you down! "
Good God you know how to put a damper on thing don't ya |
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"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee?? "
Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me |
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"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??
Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me "
That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you |
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"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??
Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me
That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you "
You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back |
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"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??
Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me
That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you
You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back "
 thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way |
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"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??
Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me
That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you
You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back
thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way "
I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again |
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You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back
thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way
I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again "
No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!... |
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You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back
thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way
I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again
No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!... "
Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool. |
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You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back
thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way
I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again
No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!...
Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool. "
I may need to be a little rough to be convincing,just ignore my short skirt and all my knickers are in the wash so I'll be knickerless, I'll try my hardest to not bend over or I'll blow my cover |
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Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool.
I may need to be a little rough to be convincing,just ignore my short skirt and all my knickers are in the wash so I'll be knickerless, I'll try my hardest to not bend over or I'll blow my cover
Omfg just OMG think I'm going to burst. Get here like that and they can sack me in fact they better because I'll not be back
Damn it I'm trying to be convincing here,can you normally see a police woman's nipples through her shirt it appears my bra's are in the wash as well. I really must launder more frequently I'm a dirty mare aren't I. Just looking for my truncheon and handcuffs then I'll be there... "
Still waiting unpashently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning soppy bollocks
Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days "
Im on day 3 of 6 off had just got in from club when I posted. |
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"Morning soppy bollocks
Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days
Im on day 3 of 6 off had just got in from club when I posted. "
2 nights to do after today and 12 off. I'm so ready for a break |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning soppy bollocks
Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days
Im on day 3 of 6 off had just got in from club when I posted.
2 nights to do after today and 12 off. I'm so ready for a break"
Me too got another one in couple of weeks thank God. |
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