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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've not done this for a while but there are a few new faces on the forum, so I thought I would give everyone the chance to ask me anything you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

If i get in my car, travel at the speed of light, then turn the headlights on.... Would they still work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If i get in my car, travel at the speed of light, then turn the headlights on.... Would they still work? "

Only photons can travel that fast, the car manufacturer proton...unfortunately not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that your best fishing hat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you polish my shoes please butler?

xxx

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How many hats do you own?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you kill someone with a butter knife like Sebastian?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you related to Captain Birdseye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you related to Captain Birdseye?"

Yes, my fingers smell of fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the theory of relativity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you kill someone with a butter knife like Sebastian?

Lol yes, but only in the grounds of phantom hive manor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's the theory of relativity?"

No friends of daughters

No daughters of friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many hats do you own? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you polish my shoes please butler?

xxx"

No, but I could ruin your makeup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you send me a picture of you without the hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is that your best fishing hat? "

No, its my comfy period hat

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

Can you think of a question for me to ask you as I am struggling. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you send me a picture of you without the hat?

Yes, would you send me a picture of the rest of your face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you think of a question for me to ask you as I am struggling. Thanks!

Would you like a blow job, that's a good question

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If i get in my car, travel at the speed of light, then turn the headlights on.... Would they still work? "

Yes

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Can you think of a question for me to ask you as I am struggling. Thanks!

Would you like a blow job, that's a good question

Well you would have to take your hat off!

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"If i get in my car, travel at the speed of light, then turn the headlights on.... Would they still work?

Yes"

But how do you know this? Prove it! I'll hold your hat!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't you think it's about time you had some pics public?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you think it's about time you had some pics public?

And as if by magic lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you think of a question for me to ask you as I am struggling. Thanks!

Would you like a blow job, that's a good question

Well you would have to take your hat off!

Tom Jones said I don't have to lol

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Can you think of a question for me to ask you as I am struggling. Thanks!

Would you like a blow job, that's a good question

Well you would have to take your hat off!

Tom Jones said I don't have to lol

He said you don't have to be rich either but that's easy for the millionaire Tom Jones to say!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Where did you get that hat, where did you get that haaaaat?

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"If i get in my car, travel at the speed of light, then turn the headlights on.... Would they still work?

Only photons can travel that fast, the car manufacturer proton...unfortunately not

Actually space can expand faster than the speed of light. Just saying...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What sin do you most enjoy indulging in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What sin do you most enjoy indulging in? "

That's like asking which is my favorite child lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Which is your favourite child?

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