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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol
Op - love the new profile pic x "
I know a town in deepest Wales....hahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A hairy back here.. but not much
shoulder hair?
Crawls a little over like a warm scarf  "
I actually had a boyfriend with creeping up his neck hair...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
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Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?
If so pm me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol
Op - love the new profile pic x "
The shock is when the normal types show up on there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck 
You can wear socks...I don't mind. "
Couldn't he just stick some glue between his toes? Or do you need the real thing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Try Hobbiton or some of the smaller villages of Leicestershire "
*scribbling down Hobbiton...wait is that a real place?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol
Op - love the new profile pic x
I know a town in deepest Wales....hahahaha. "
I knows a few in Devon pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck
You can wear socks...I don't mind.
Couldn't he just stick some glue between his toes? Or do you need the real thing? "
imagining him choosing craft glue, like cum leaking out everywhere.
Hahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
If i wear flippers i could be your man  "
Flippers are allowed if you promise to cry during and after sex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Other than being a hairy man unless I have a manscape, I dont have the other two...dont think I've met anyone with a webbed feet."
you're joking?!
You haven't lived! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
If i wear flippers i could be your man
Flippers are allowed if you promise to cry during and after sex?"
Pfffft crying is easy I could sob all the way through including lots of sniffling lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?
If so pm me "
I cannot and will NOT compromise! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck
You can wear socks...I don't mind.
I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor "
Um
you're going to have to decide.
I can't choose between Thor and Ironman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly 
Mr "
Only bending for the webbing... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
My ex
I'll message you his number "
Amazing.
I'm so happy.
Never thought I'd find my match. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?
If so pm me
I cannot and will NOT compromise! "
COCKIST!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?
If so pm me
I cannot and will NOT compromise!
COCKIST!!!
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Free thinking is my motto dude! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing..."
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck
You can wear socks...I don't mind.
I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor
Um
you're going to have to decide.
I can't choose between Thor and Ironman."
Thor then, he has a big hammer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing...
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt "
Hahahaha.
Thank you.
Fab is too full of the good looking.
I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck
You can wear socks...I don't mind.
I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor
Um
you're going to have to decide.
I can't choose between Thor and Ironman.
Thor then, he has a big hammer "
Do you want to be him, is that it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing...
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt
Hahahaha.
Thank you.
Fab is too full of the good looking.
I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know? "
Step out off his corn with Pride |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing...
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt
Hahahaha.
Thank you.
Fab is too full of the good looking.
I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?
Step out off his corn with Pride "
corn?
you a country boy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing...
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt
Hahahaha.
Thank you.
Fab is too full of the good looking.
I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know? "
I wish i did unfortunately they lock me away at 8:30 so the only thing i see late at night are 4 padded walls and a neurotic squirrel i call mr squibbles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing...
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt
Hahahaha.
Thank you.
Fab is too full of the good looking.
I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?
I wish i did unfortunately they lock me away at 8:30 so the only thing i see late at night are 4 padded walls and a neurotic squirrel i call mr squibbles "
That's nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck
You can wear socks...I don't mind.
I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor
Um
you're going to have to decide.
I can't choose between Thor and Ironman.
Thor then, he has a big hammer
Do you want to be him, is that it? "
Will I have always wanted a big hammer but wont be spinning it around my head thou lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly
Mr
Only bending for the webbing...
I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt
Hahahaha.
Thank you.
Fab is too full of the good looking.
I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?
Step out off his corn with Pride
corn?
you a country boy?"
Pmsl stupid autotext. City boy Country boy i can be anything i wanna be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
My ex
I'll message you his number
Amazing.
I'm so happy.
Never thought I'd find my match. "
I'd like to take the credit for the psychological damage  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
My ex
I'll message you his number
Amazing.
I'm so happy.
Never thought I'd find my match.
I'd like to take the credit for the psychological damage "
Pahhahaha.
Awww, niiiice.
I'll have to chip away at the remaining confidence so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For fuck sake, I don't have any of those attributes!
Goes off to sulk! 
Oh wait.
Do you sulk a lot?
That's hot too."
I'm not talking to you, I'm sulking!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
ha ha ????? If its athletes feet your after....then yeah I bag all three ..ha ha .."
on this occasion I'm going to say no.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow, that is a pick list.. You are so Damn choosy.
It sounds like you are looking for the missing link..
May I suggest you start your search in Norwich..
Hey Norfolk, gimme six. "
Okay. That's a 2 to 3 hour train ride.
Ta. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
ha ha ????? If its athletes feet your after....then yeah I bag all three ..ha ha ..
on this occasion I'm going to say no.
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2nd xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hairy back, hairy shoulders, hairy feet, very broken in my head.
No webbed feet but I do like the glue idea.
Rebels without a clue and just don't care attitude!! Breaker of normality and refuses to comform.
Will and can travel.
Hello ladies!! Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
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Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely? "
Ahhhhhhhhh okay so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?
Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!"
So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood. |
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"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol
Op - love the new profile pic x
The shock is when the normal types show up on there "
Normal on the Jeremy kyle show? Think tbat wpuld put thr program in a bad way lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?
Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!
So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood. "
and suck your small dick?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?
Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!
So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.
and suck your small dick?
"
He said 3 out of 4. You'd be sucking his big dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?
Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!
So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.
and suck your small dick?
"
I feel hurt... You wouldnt bend the rules even slightly for me  and there was me thinking id made a connection im off to cry in the corner and brush mr squibbles luminous orange hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
why you looing for a twin ?
ooh bitchy
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what call bitchy I call asking a question  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?
Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!
So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.
and suck your small dick?
He said 3 out of 4. You'd be sucking his big dick "
I'm glad somebody keeping up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
why you looing for a twin ?
ooh bitchy
what call bitchy I call asking a question "
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
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Hairy check. Well one out of four not bad...ooh psychological damage? Not finished evaluation yet will have to get back to you on that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol
Op - love the new profile pic x
The shock is when the normal types show up on there "
you are tucking sexy |
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Well my rooster is a miniature breed so small cock CHECK!
Hairy back... i have a variety of moles that have thick black hairs protruding from them... i know so attractive.
Psychological damage... the sun said all members of this site are psychologically damaged goods. so as a good sheep i shall concur and use that as evidence to support my psychological turmoil.
Im also a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.
And i moan a lot about the fact life isn't fair.
Pretty sure im right up your street #opportunisticsurveillance.
come and say hi! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well my rooster is a miniature breed so small cock CHECK!
Hairy back... i have a variety of moles that have thick black hairs protruding from them... i know so attractive.
Psychological damage... the sun said all members of this site are psychologically damaged goods. so as a good sheep i shall concur and use that as evidence to support my psychological turmoil.
Im also a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.
And i moan a lot about the fact life isn't fair.
Pretty sure im right up your street #opportunisticsurveillance.
come and say hi! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
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I used to live on the Fens and there are loads of them up there and that included the fems  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
I used to live on the Fens and there are loads of them up there and that included the fems "
you'll have to edumacate me.
The Fens is where? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good? "
I like your hairy chest... |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest... "
thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you "
No worries.
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
"
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot "
you can use my pen... |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot
you can use my pen..."
i would use the tip of something to trace the dots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well there was me thinking I was alone in the world, hairy back check, smallish dick check, mental health problems check, webbed feet working on that one, but looking at this thread I'm not so special, oh and I'm from the fens. Happy days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
I used to live on the Fens and there are loads of them up there and that included the fems
you'll have to edumacate me.
The Fens is where?"
South Lincolnshire / Cambridgeshire borders around Wisbech |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot
you can use my pen...
i would use the tip of something to trace the dots "
dirty fecker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
You need to go to Pof for those qualities."
Damn no.
not gonna happen |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot
you can use my pen...
i would use the tip of something to trace the dots
dirty fecker "
Excuse me!! I was thinking finger tips
Where's your mind going |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot
you can use my pen...
i would use the tip of something to trace the dots
dirty fecker
Excuse me!! I was thinking finger tips
Where's your mind going "
Oh it's not where it's going,it's where it's been. |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
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out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?
No?
Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?
I like your hairy chest...
thank you
No worries.
I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot
you can use my pen...
i would use the tip of something to trace the dots
dirty fecker
Excuse me!! I was thinking finger tips
Where's your mind going
Oh it's not where it's going,it's where it's been. "
Dirty fecker |
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