Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?
I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once. |
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I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... "
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"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?
I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."
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Attention... medical help required for a choking victim... symptoms are a rapid expulsion of tea from the nose, followed by hacking and coughing!!!
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"Attention... medical help required for a choking victim... symptoms are a rapid expulsion of tea from the nose, followed by hacking and coughing!!!
Oh, and a new keyboard would be nice, this ones a bit sticky now!!! "
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"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?
I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."
This woman scares me and excites me at the same time |
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"I can honestly and thankfully say that I have never done this or ever want to  "
Oh and not cos I dont think its a great party trick, it is, just that I would be terrified Id go to the loo at the same time as doing it |
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"I love toys and i have some to help me keep tight down there ...... helps when playing at times , lol Makes there eyes water xx"
needs to find out first hand about this |
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"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?
I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."
Met a woman earlier this year who could shoot it off the end of the bed. Hilarious to watch and a real ice breaker but dangerous if you are in the line of fire. |
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"I love toys and i have some to help me keep tight down there ...... helps when playing at times , lol Makes there eyes water xx
needs to find out first hand about this "
lol well i stop start weeing too it keeps things tight down there ,, lol |
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"I can honestly and thankfully say that I have never done this or ever want to
Oh and not cos I dont think its a great party trick, it is, just that I would be terrified Id go to the loo at the same time as doing it "
Ahhh.... there's no need to push as if you are going to the loo.... you pull inwards and tighten (a bit like when you want to stop yourself weeing) the contraction forces the dildo/vibe out, so there's no chance of an accidental potty moment. |
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"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?
I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once.
This woman scares me and excites me at the same time"
Scared stiff, stiff with excitement.... double stiffy |
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