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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story 
You are old as fuck though.... "
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where the defendant made his first mistake." |
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though.... "
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently "
Not sure what he is professional at...  |
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where the defendant made his first mistake.""
I found it pretty funny but I'm d*unk and kinda a c..t |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at... "
Here we go again, more oap's having their say.
I am 21 and more qualified than you will probably ever be! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where the defendant made his first mistake."
Cheers mate, I was howling when I typed it ??
I found it pretty funny but I'm d*unk and kinda a c..t "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where the defendant made his first mistake."
I found it pretty funny but I'm d*unk and kinda a c..t "
What part did you find funny? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
Here we go again, more oap's having their say.
I am 21 and more qualified than you will probably ever be! "
Qualified in what young man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where the defendant made his first mistake."
I found it pretty funny but I'm d*unk and kinda a c..t
What part did you find funny?"
the part he said duh |
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at... "
professional arsehole? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
Your replies are absolutely shit, it's okay for you old fuckers to take the piss out off my age and when you get some back you can't handle it! Cheers for the banter
professional arsehole? "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
professional arsehole? "
Yes agree with that, but then he's young and we are OAP's  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
Your replies are absolutely shit, it's okay for you old fuckers to take the piss out off my age and when you get some back you can't handle it! Cheers for the banter
professional arsehole? "
I don't think anyone was taking the p*** out of your age, I was your age once, believe it or not, I think you were calling us oap's.. not that that bothers me because I am one.. and you will be one too..if you are lucky! |
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
professional arsehole?
Yes agree with that, but then he's young and we are OAP's "
ahh these young ones...they think they invented sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only my pet porcupine knows about my "naughtiest" secrets, and even Joe is keeping tight lipped about that night  "
at what point did joe enter your colon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
Leggylady, you are making no sense what so ever.
professional arsehole?
Yes agree with that, but then he's young and we are OAP's
ahh these young ones...they think they invented sex "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
professional arsehole?
Yes agree with that, but then he's young and we are OAP's
ahh these young ones...they think they invented sex "
But they did, didn't they....  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Lets hear your naughtiest secrets??
cant you sleep or something? try a milky drink and a bedtime story
You are old as fuck though....
and you are a young pup...and professional, apparently
Not sure what he is professional at...
Leggylady, you are making no sense what so ever.
professional arsehole?
Yes agree with that, but then he's young and we are OAP's
ahh these young ones...they think they invented sex "
It will make sense when you are older |
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OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth  |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth "
not much of a secret now though, is it |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth "
lucky marc |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
not much of a secret now though, is it "
It is to Marc. He doesn't know why I'm naked  |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc"
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again "
Just how d*unk are you? |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again
Just how d*unk are you? "
been drinking jagerbombs again |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again "
And knob'eads some of knob.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again
And knob'eads some of knob.... "
*smell* |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again
And knob'eads some of knob.... "
well a knob end will always have SOME knob on it be kinda strange if it didn't  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again
And knob'eads some of knob....
well a knob end will always have SOME knob on it be kinda strange if it didn't "
That's why I corrected it to 'smell' |
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"Loving the new name by the way Courtney 
Thanks 
It's reverting back next week, though "
Why, was it a challenge or something?
If so, I have heard of much more bizarre names that people have changed them to over the years |
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again
And knob'eads some of knob....
well a knob end will always have SOME knob on it be kinda strange if it didn't
That's why I corrected it to 'smell' "
so knob ends smell ? mine don't not sure about your man, but you just knobs smell....crazy idea try washing it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"OP, why not ignore the people who are getting to you and engage the others on your thread?
My secret is that I'm sleeping naked tonight so I can cuddle up to Marc for warmth
lucky marc
I'd just like to say that, old people smell of death! and that's not aimed at anyone in case the mods want to rape me again
And knob'eads some of knob....
well a knob end will always have SOME knob on it be kinda strange if it didn't
That's why I corrected it to 'smell'
so knob ends smell ? mine don't not sure about your man, but you just knobs smell....crazy idea try washing it "
ok my friend, ill go and do that now, thank you for the advise |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people "
And you want to meet a 50 year old....that's pretty old....gosh hope they don't smell! |
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
And you want to meet a 50 year old....that's pretty old....gosh hope they don't smell!"
where's it say I want to meet a 50 year old...oh on my profile...my age range but does it actually say them words ?
think you'll find the answer is nope |
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
39 is old "
maybe I'm 35 though try reading the title on my profile |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
And you want to meet a 50 year old....that's pretty old....gosh hope they don't smell!
where's it say I want to meet a 50 year old...oh on my profile...my age range but does it actually say them words ?
think you'll find the answer is nope "
Your age range is up to 50, so one would assume you're telling the truth, maybe you need to change that, if you think anything over 39 smells... |
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
39 is old
maybe I'm 35 though try reading the title on my profile "
I' 54 and only just having a self enforced mid life crisis |
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
And you want to meet a 50 year old....that's pretty old....gosh hope they don't smell!
where's it say I want to meet a 50 year old...oh on my profile...my age range but does it actually say them words ?
think you'll find the answer is nope
Your age range is up to 50, so one would assume you're telling the truth, maybe you need to change that, if you think anything over 39 smells... "
never said that you did |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
39 is old
maybe I'm 35 though try reading the title on my profile
I' 54 and only just having a self enforced mid life crisis "
Yeah, but you will smell of death apparently.... |
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
39 is old
maybe I'm 35 though try reading the title on my profile
I' 54 and only just having a self enforced mid life crisis
Yeah, but you will smell of death apparently.... "
Not with the aftershave that I use though, it's called Methuselah |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"does it smell of death by any chance lol
Not that I've noticed, but I'm not sure what that would smell like...
old people
39 is old
maybe I'm 35 though try reading the title on my profile
I' 54 and only just having a self enforced mid life crisis
Yeah, but you will smell of death apparently....
Not with the aftershave that I use though, it's called Methuselah "
Mmmm... I can smell it from here.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"What a weird thread this has become.
it's the old people they keep forgetting and taking it off topic lol "
Anyway, loved taking to you all...just going to take out my false teeth...find my incontinence pads....if I can remember where I put them....and my flanelette nightie and bed socks..and go to bed! Night night, God bless.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"What a weird thread this has become.
Well it seems like the OP has abandoned it for some strange reason 
He's just a baby, he's gone to bed!!
How about we all go and join him then "
Well not literally eh!! Night night! x |
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"What a weird thread this has become.
Well it seems like the OP has abandoned it for some strange reason
He's just a baby, he's gone to bed!!
How about we all go and join him then
Well not literally eh!! Night night! x"
G'night Missy xx |
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"What a weird thread this has become.
Well it seems like the OP has abandoned it for some strange reason
He's just a baby, he's gone to bed!!
How about we all go and join him then
Well not literally eh!! Night night! x
G'night Missy xx "
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