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fess up...who falls for them?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'those' lines....like "a woman has never made me cum through oral"..."i've never let a man touch me there"....."no mans ever done that to me before"...."i've never been able to do that".
...is your ego massaged by these and similar cliche lines...?
what's the best you've heard....or used? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No not at all, I had a message from a woman once who said I would be her first meet, she had several veris on display, I asked if she was roleplaying or fantasising and she blocked me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No not at all, I had a message from a woman once who said I would be her first meet, she had several veris on display, I asked if she was roleplaying or fantasising and she blocked me "
first meet or meat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£20? That's cheap."
damn only have £2.76 ,,, will that do??
Do I get change?
fed up being a man?
why you gonna cut my bollocks off? It was a joke dances nothing more  "
i could if you wanted....but you better ask nicely  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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cut? oh noes
but you could try sucking them off?
( to dances obviously ) "
that's a sure fire way to getting fur-balls....not attractive when you hoak one of those up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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put ya knickers back on - the footy is on fetch me a beer yoru making the room smell like a cat tray
never goes down well that one  "
are these your lines to make a lady drop her panties? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id only make a lady drop her panties if i rugby tackled her in the lingerie section of M and S
and the last time was 1994 and i was escorted from the store  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id only make a lady drop her panties if i rugby tackled her in the lingerie section of M and S
and the last time was 1994 and i was escorted from the store "
....meet you in the lingerie section.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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....meet you in the lingerie section...."
well oks but i told ya its been since 1994 - gimme half an hour ill stop by the jetwash at the garage and try and get this cheese off the wee fella!!!!!!!
now theres a line! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....meet you in the lingerie section....
well oks but i told ya its been since 1994 - gimme half an hour ill stop by the jetwash at the garage and try and get this cheese off the wee fella!!!!!!!
now theres a line! "
you must be a boy scout? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cub
....far too young! more likely i'll be finding you in toys'r'us
so what toys are you looking to play with tonight rabbits are on special offer only this week "
no plastic special required thank you ...much prefer the real deal |
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